Don't knock it until you've tried it, junior.

damn hippies

I'd expect most of the people who practice yoga wouldn't like whales being cooped up in an aquarium. It's like hosting a wine tasting for cowboys.

They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.

FTA: Aquarium founder: "We are trying to do something new all the time"

/Spearfishing at 11:00?

Looks like they're putting whales in the yoga so the yoga-watching whales can watch the whale-watching whales watch whales while they yoga.

chewielouie: They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.

+1

no 'whale tail' references yet? Sheesh.

This thread needs more dynamite.

SomeoneDumb: I'd expect most of the people who practice yoga wouldn't like whales being cooped up in an aquarium. It's like hosting a wine tasting for cowboys.

SUV driving soccer moms that live in 250K+ houses?

I used to be in a barbershop quartet yoga class in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone background was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat.

I was hoping it would be yoga classes IN the aquarium. Underwater yoga would be ultimately the complete relaxation. And then whale food.

thereadlines: Looks like they're putting whales in the yoga so the yoga-watching whales can watch the whale-watching whales watch whales while they yoga.

At $100 per session.

I like watching fat people.

Proud2B_American: FTA: Aquarium founder: "We are trying to do something new all the time"

/Spearfishing at 11:00?

Now this would be new and exciting:

vodka:

SUV driving soccer moms that live in 250K+ houses?

Naw, they're all at some pilates workout thing.

GreenSun: I like watching fat people.

Do they make you horny?

thereadlines: Looks like they're putting whales in the yoga so the yoga-watching whales can watch the whale-watching whales watch whales while they yoga.

My brain just broke a little... Nope all better... Oops, broke again.

Re:Jack31081: no 'whale tail' references yet? Sheesh.

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If I were doing the yoga properly, I wouldn't notice the whales.

If I were doing the yoga improperly, I'd only be noticing the attractive women in the yoga class.

I'm not making a fat joke on "whales". I just really like attractive half-naked limber women. I'm like that. I think I was born this way. I once joined a mime class because there was only one other guy in the class (a friend of mine who joined for the same reason), and there were about twenty attractive women. I did not learn much mime, but it was still a good experience.

What were we talking about? Whales? Yeah, whatever.

dammit, HTML fail on my part... link goes to

/who put those buttons right next to each other? And why don't I read before clicking?

Banana is the safety word.



enjoy

I would love to teach yoga classes in a room like that. Right now I am resigned to teaching in a dirty old scout hall.

/getting a kick out of these replies

Fano: Proud2B_American: FTA: Aquarium founder: "We are trying to do something new all the time"

/Spearfishing at 11:00?

Now this would be new and exciting:

Great One!

SomeoneDumb: It's like hosting a wine tasting for cowboys.

I wish I could quit you!

RandomAxe: I did not learn much mime, but it was still a good experience.

Isn't it hard to hide a boner during the various poses you need to assume?

vodka: SUV driving soccer moms that live in 250K+ houses?

Where are these mythical cheap houses? I don't believe it.

/ Stuff is way too expensive in the Bay Area
// Back to your regularly scheduled Fark thread
/// Get me my harpoon! I see a whale!

i LOLd. good work subby

Flexibility is NEVER over rated.

SomeoneDumb: I'd expect most of the people who practice yoga wouldn't like whales being cooped up in an aquarium. It's like hosting a wine tasting for cowboys.

This simile didn't make much sense. Do cowboys not like wine bottles to be cooped up as well?

After doing yoga for only a few months now, I have to say the attractive female ratio is very nice...

Be that as it may, why is there invariably someone in the class who has seriously explosive flatulence? I mean, come on now, I can understand letting one slip by when your super relaxed, but we shouldn't be able to measure it on the richter scale!

/more distracting than whales
//maybe I'm just juvenile
///farts make me giggle

theorellior: Isn't it hard to hide a boner during the various poses you need to assume?

A true gentleman can hide even the largest erection. Well, his own, anyway. I don't know much about gay gentlemen. Things have changed since the 19th Century. Although, in some ways, they haven't changed at all. Still, we didn't have yoga classes with whale fishtanks back then.

A true gentleman can also seem to not be ogling even while ogling. And, of course, a true gentleman can split infinitives. Even in Latin.

Hanumanasana, that's all, gents.

Hanumanasana: ask for it by name!

mtsofthemoon: I mean, come on now, I can understand letting one slip by when your super relaxed, but we shouldn't be able to measure it on the richter scale!

I've never done yoga, myself, but aren't there poses where your insides are, shall we say, under tension?

RandomAxe: theorellior: Isn't it hard to hide a boner during the various poses you need to assume?

A true gentleman can hide even the largest erection. Well, his own, anyway. I don't know much about gay gentlemen. Things have changed since the 19th Century. Although, in some ways, they haven't changed at all. Still, we didn't have yoga classes with whale fishtanks back then.

A true gentleman can also seem to not be ogling even while ogling. And, of course, a true gentleman can split infinitives. Even in Latin.

Your post is funny.

No, thanks.

Careful - this might make the whales think we're worshiping them as gods. That can only lead to trouble.

thereadlines: Looks like they're putting whales in the yoga so the yoga-watching whales can watch the whale-watching whales watch whales while they yoga.

Fat people don't get a whole lot out of yoga. Its calorie burn ranges from around a quarter to a half of that of the average cardio workout. Obese people aren't going perform well in quite a large variety of poses, and instead of the mentally and physically relaxing workout are likely putting stress on joints and their back all while getting this inferior weight loss.

mtsofthemoon: After doing yoga for only a few months now, I have to say the attractive female ratio is very nice...

Be that as it may, why is there invariably someone in the class who has seriously explosive flatulence? I mean, come on now, I can understand letting one slip by when your super relaxed, but we shouldn't be able to measure it on the richter scale!

/more distracting than whales
//maybe I'm just juvenile
///farts make me giggle

When I used to do yoga it was the freaking perfume that got to me. A little gas would have improved the place.

next it will be yoga to flying whales..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf0HDH6dmLo

mtsofthemoon The twisting poses tend to move things around in the guts, then the supine poses (laying on your back) relaxes you and sometimes farts happen. In the hundreds of classes I've taught its not all that common to have a noisy student. I would worry about the student's diet if it was that common.

Jack31081: no 'whale tail' references yet? Sheesh.

from the pictures in TFA, it looked like some fine tail was there. Not the guys 'cause that would be gay.

boobsrgood: Banana is the safety word.



enjoy

Whoa! At first glance I thought that was a diaper mishap.

theorellior: S

This simile didn't make much sense. Do cowboys not like wine bottles to be cooped up as well?

Maybe they do, maybe they don't. I'm just assuming it's something that they wouldn't enjoy, so you can take it at that level.

Ponzholio: I used to be in a barbershop quartet yoga class in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone background was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat.

I mean, wow.

I can not believe you worked that movie into this thread. WELL DONE sir. I award you $91 million in cash. Just pick it up a the docks...

SomeoneDumb: theorellior: S

This simile didn't make much sense. Do cowboys not like wine bottles to be cooped up as well?

Maybe they do, maybe they don't. I'm just assuming it's something that they wouldn't enjoy, so you can take it at that level.

Nah. Cowboys'd enjoy a wine tasting. Maybe strict Muslims?

Star Trek IV is not the one with the whales in it!

Kinetocracy: Star Trek IV is not the one with the whales in it!

There was a Star Trek IV?

I thought they just went from III to VI.

Could those whales put any more frickin ARM into those Cobra poses? That place should be shut down, people are going to get hurt.