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thomps [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:04:44 PM  
si.

 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:08:40 PM  
See.

 
Secret Agent X23 2009-02-08 08:12:04 PM  
Kid Rock, I'm guessing.

 
Meet Us at the Stick [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:14:14 PM  
main()
{
printf("hello, world");
}

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:17:54 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick: main()
{
printf("hello, world");
}


++1

 
BGates [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:19:14 PM  
They need to move before this guy gets out. Cause he's gonna be pissed.

 
trouzourt [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:47:00 PM  
I was going to write about how my tenant sent me death threats via text messages, and the cops were laughing over his stupidity ..
but god dman it, Meet US at the Stick I can't stop laughing...

//new keyboard and such ..
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 09:01:59 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 09:03:49 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick:

int main()
{
printf("hello, world");
return 0;
}


. 6 . ;

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 09:10:55 PM  
I get a kick out of this, because one time people in an apartment across the street were playing loud music. I didn't call the cops, but I waited until the music had stopped for about half an hour, and then cranked up my stereo to the max, with speakers moved out to the screened-in porch. Played for about ten minutes, then shut down. Sure enough a cop car came by. Waited ten minutes after it had gone, and cranked my system up again for five minutes, then shut down. Cops came back, and loitered. I went to bed.

Never heard loud music from that apartment building again.

 
Exodus2001 2009-02-08 09:26:56 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: Meet Us at the Stick:

int main()
{
printf("hello, world");
return 0;
}

. 6 . ;


How the heck is that supposed to compile without standard IO?

#include "stdio.h"

int main()
{
printf("hello, world");
return 0;
}

www.talkingbob.com

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 09:34:48 PM  
sea

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 09:37:00 PM  
I C what U did there, subby. +1

/the answer is always C

 
Talon [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 10:27:41 PM  
I had to have my fiancee sit down with me to explain half the comments in this thread.

You computer geeks suck.

 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 10:36:02 PM  
Talon: I had to have my fiancee sit down with me to explain half the comments in this thread.

Or you could have just Googled it like I did.

/I may not be a computer nerd, but at least my Google-fu is strong

 
spedmonkey 2009-02-08 11:00:20 PM  
Talon: I had to have my fiancee sit down with me to explain half the comments in this thread.

You computer geeks suck.


None of those were comments.

//This is a comment.

 
jgm1976 2009-02-08 11:42:19 PM  
D. It is written.

 
sloppy shoes 2009-02-08 11:42:22 PM  
brigid_fitch: Talon: I had to have my fiancee sit down with me to explain half the comments in this thread.

Or you could have just Googled it like I did.

/I may not be a computer nerd, but at least my Google-fu is strong


It's not even geeky. It's like the first day of Programming 101. (Unless your comp sci class is about Microsoft Office). (Or they use Python. Many are using Python now).

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 11:43:50 PM  
spedmonkey: //This is a comment.

/*I didn't think you could do that type of comment in C*/

 
orat-on-a-stick 2009-02-08 11:44:29 PM  
spedmonkey: Talon: I had to have my fiancee sit down with me to explain half the comments in this thread.

You computer geeks suck.

None of those were comments.

//This is a comment.


::This is a comment

/* This is a comment
*/


//There'll be more

 
itsdrew 2009-02-08 11:44:36 PM  
img509.imageshack.us

Since all the good homophones were taken.

 
stevegarbowski 2009-02-08 11:46:27 PM  
I have no idea how half the stuff gets accepted

 
jmayson 2009-02-08 11:46:41 PM  
This only reinforces my belief that New Hampshire is the new Florida.

 
deltabourne 2009-02-08 11:47:00 PM  
I LOL'd but on the inside. So I LIL'd

 
Twisted Fate 2009-02-08 11:47:10 PM  
itsdrew: Since all the good homophones were taken.

+1 for you.

 
mdc5533 2009-02-08 11:47:42 PM  
angrymacface: spedmonkey: //This is a comment.

/*I didn't think you could do that type of comment in C*/


/*
Only in non-ansi compliant C
//It's microsofts and borlands fault for havinf it as an extension
*/

 
Selfabortion 2009-02-08 11:48:03 PM  
sloppy shoes: brigid_fitch: Talon: I had to have my fiancee sit down with me to explain half the comments in this thread.

Or you could have just Googled it like I did.

/I may not be a computer nerd, but at least my Google-fu is strong

It's not even geeky. It's like the first day of Programming 101. (Unless your comp sci class is about Microsoft Office). (Or they use Python. Many are using Python now).


www.fraterslibertas.com

Wanted for questioning

 
jerky on the veldt 2009-02-08 11:48:20 PM  
collectingtokens.files.wordpress.com

/good enough for me

 
MrShinra 2009-02-08 11:48:31 PM  
Sea?

www.atlastours.net

/HL'd

 
devin_mm [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 11:49:37 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick: main()
{
printf("hello, world");
}


for (i=0; i>-1; i++)
{
printf("you win the internets");
}

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2009-02-08 11:49:58 PM  
jmayson: This only reinforces my belief that New Hampshire is the new Florida.

In Florida they would have shot him before they called the cops.

 
hnlzero 2009-02-08 11:50:33 PM  
jgm1976: D. It is written.

I thought it was relating to that.

 
vudukungfu 2009-02-08 11:51:38 PM  
See whatchadidthere, Si.

i

 
the_peddler 2009-02-08 11:52:10 PM  
Should have done what I did. I was reading calmly in the living room of my apartment when the cops came to the door and explained that there had been a complaint. Evidently my music was able to be heard 4 block up the street.
--My stereo was also the PA used at a couple of venues in town over the years.----

After paying my fine, I simply hung a bedsheet from the balcony facing into the courtyard that had "fark You" spray painted on it.
And left it there for two months.

 
palan 2009-02-08 11:54:18 PM  
mdc5533: angrymacface: spedmonkey: //This is a comment.

/*I didn't think you could do that type of comment in C*/

/*
Only in non-ansi compliant C
//It's microsofts and borlands fault for havinf it as an extension
*/


Actually, the C99 update made it standard.
it also added a proper bool.

 
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher 2009-02-08 11:54:27 PM  
the_peddler: Should have done what I did. I was reading calmly in the living room of my apartment when the cops came to the door and explained that there had been a complaint. Evidently my music was able to be heard 4 block up the street.
--My stereo was also the PA used at a couple of venues in town over the years.----

After paying my fine, I simply hung a bedsheet from the balcony facing into the courtyard that had "fark You" spray painted on it.
And left it there for two months.


You sound like a lovely human being.

 
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class 2009-02-08 11:54:46 PM  
Approves:

i196.photobucket.com

 
tortilla burger 2009-02-08 11:56:51 PM  
lolwut

 
QingdaoBeerIsGood 2009-02-08 11:58:32 PM  
lazy

 
the_peddler 2009-02-09 12:00:07 AM  
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher

You sound like a lovely human being.

Well, to be honest, the building had just turned over half it's tenants, and was a small one, so we were all friends living there with a few new people in the group. I went around after the complaint and just told everyone to come to me with any problems they may have with noise. Every single person said they had no idea who called, and that they had no problem with the noise. The sheet went up after I the cops called on me again for noise. That was after band practice on the balcony, and we were just messing around.
Except when I answered the door that time I was holding a BB gun in one hand. Unpleasant to do that with the cops on the other side.

 
gunther_bumpass 2009-02-09 12:00:34 AM  
i have a cat named cici

 
Selfabortion 2009-02-09 12:05:26 AM  
the_peddler: After paying my fine, I simply hung a bedsheet from the balcony facing into the courtyard that had "fark You" spray painted on it.
And left it there for two months.


Wow. You sure showed them.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-02-09 12:05:29 AM  
i236.photobucket.com

 
mruttan 2009-02-09 12:06:29 AM  
gunther_bumpass: i have a cat named cici

My parents have a dog named Bebe.

 
CornFedIowan 2009-02-09 12:07:10 AM  
Exodus2001: How the heck is that supposed to compile without standard IO?

#include "stdio.h"


I don't know whether I'm ashamed or proud to say that my one-year attempt at a computer engineering major caused me to think that exact thing upon seeing Meet Us at the Stick's post.

I also say subby knows his fellow Farkers all too well.

 
rebelyell2006 2009-02-09 12:07:20 AM  
I know a guy who punched a hole in the wall and pulled out a knife and other stupid stuff. Because he was drunk and made out with another guy. And later realized what he did.

//good times

 
chopit 2009-02-09 12:08:14 AM  
oldebayer: I get a kick out of this, because one time people in an apartment across the street were playing loud music. I didn't call the cops, but I waited until the music had stopped for about half an hour, and then cranked up my stereo to the max, with speakers moved out to the screened-in porch. Played for about ten minutes, then shut down. Sure enough a cop car came by. Waited ten minutes after it had gone, and cranked my system up again for five minutes, then shut down. Cops came back, and loitered. I went to bed.

Never heard loud music from that apartment building again.


You're a passive aggressive pussy.

 
phestry 2009-02-09 12:08:29 AM  
When I was much younger, I used to live in an apartment building made from a very large, very old house. Our neighbors downstairs, under our bedroom, used to let their kids play their video games at very loud volume until 3:00 or 4:00 in the morning. No amount of banging on the floor made any difference and I wasn't about to go down there and get my ass kicked by the big abusive jerk father. The guy living beneath our living room was also very rude and loud. My ex and I decided to be obnoxious idiots ourselves, so we took to leaving our brand new, very loud stereo, with the speakers facing down, blasting selected cuts of Marilyn Manson and NIN on repeat, whenever we left for a few hours. After a week or two of this treatment at random, everyone downstairs got much quieter.

 
quixotal 2009-02-09 12:10:08 AM  

 
sexy-fetus 2009-02-09 12:11:19 AM  
Last month I was working on my car enjoying the break in the weather when my new neighbor decided he was in an Abba mood. It was loud. I could hear it from my back yard. Not that I don't dig some Abba on occasion, when the same C.D. restarted for the 6th time I decided it was time to go ask him to turn it down. Long story short ended up in a fist fight and he went to cool off in the jail overnight. No more Abba and I made a new cop friend laughing over it and talking cars.
/My loud music story
//Never thought I'd get in a fight over Abba

 
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