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(Daily Mail) Dumbass Ah, ha, ha, ha, Robin Gibb is strayin' alive, strayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, strayin' alive with the live-in housekeeper 26 years his junior   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 52
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Makh [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 06:15:32 PM  
Well, you can tell by the way he'll use his maid...

 
ChubbyTiger 2009-02-08 07:53:32 PM  
FTFA: Friends say that Dwina, a bisexual former druid priestess, had previously given her blessing to her husband's eight-year affair with Miss Yang but now feels 'betrayed'.

Wow. Just, wow. Add in a streetlight or a pickle and this is a ready-made Fark cliche.

 
Rethorn 2009-02-08 07:54:55 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Jesus Christ

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 07:57:47 PM  
God. I love the picture of the housekeeper.

i249.photobucket.com

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 07:58:25 PM  
Rethorn: Jesus Christ

Gonna go puke now. kthxbai.

 
nanim 2009-02-08 07:59:31 PM  
according to the article this is the maid?...
i.dailymail.co.uk 'Yang the maid' indeed

 
markiedog 2009-02-08 08:00:50 PM  
Bee Jesus! She's quite the looker!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:03:04 PM  
Island in the sea,
That is where I'm from.
Could you be a 'Le',
Or are you a 'Wong'?
Sail away with me,
To the Western world

/eh, the hell with it

i.dailymail.co.uk

 
LV426 2009-02-08 08:03:10 PM  
AHHHHHHH MY EYES I guess fugly is a magnet for fugly.

Pass the eye bleach please.

 
Feltonl 2009-02-08 08:11:49 PM  
wow I thought they(the beegees)were all gay!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:14:07 PM  
Feltonl: wow I thought they(the beegees)were all gay!

No, they just do really good impressions of the gay.

 
ChubbyTiger 2009-02-08 08:16:26 PM  
Feltonl: wow I thought they(the beegees)were all gay!

*checks out Dwina, a bisexual former druid priestess*
*checks out Yang*

I still think they are. NTTAWWT

 
jenny next 2009-02-08 08:25:15 PM  
It's because she thinks he's Justin Timberlake.

 
LesserEvil [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:28:38 PM  
donkeybits.com
Gilbert Gottfried was his housekeeper?

 
The Tony Danzas 2009-02-08 08:32:12 PM  
LesserEvil: Gilbert Gottfried was his housekeeper?

The Aristocrats!

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:35:14 PM  
Like most, I thought, why the hell would an extremely wealthy, famous man shtupp such an unattractive housekeeper? And then Rethorn posted Gibbs' wife.

/Though, really, that just explained why he wanted to shtupp someone who wasn't her.

 
matthew_tray 2009-02-08 08:36:13 PM  
How deep was her love?

/And by love, I mean vag...

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:38:09 PM  
"Claire Yang" is not a very fruitful GIS, and apparently there are many women with that name. But this was the best image on the first page:

thechallenge.dupont.com

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:40:09 PM  
Robert1966: "Claire Yang" is not a very fruitful GIS, and apparently there are many women with that name. But this was the best image on the first page:

Also, is that really the most recent map they could find? It's not even Anatolia.

 
texdent [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:42:29 PM  
Just what we need, a Druid priestess.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 08:44:29 PM  
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

 
CornFedIowan 2009-02-08 08:44:58 PM  
Dwina, a bisexual former druid priestess

There are certain phrases that one never expects to see in life. This is one of them.

 
skribble 2009-02-08 08:45:45 PM  
that may be the gayest headline i've ever seen on fark.

well at least in the last week or so.

 
Ogre840 2009-02-08 08:47:23 PM  
She doesn't even look druidic...

 
chickyraptor 2009-02-08 08:49:36 PM  
Yang?

That's not a Yang. That looks like a Khom.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net

This is a Yang.

 
Car RamRod 2009-02-08 08:49:47 PM  
Don't mean to biatch, but with all of the win directly within the article - THAT'S the headline we get?

Sheesh.

 
sinner4ever 2009-02-08 09:05:10 PM  
"In recent years she has been a member of a Hindu sect called the Daughters of Brahma, whose members are meant to be celibate.
'At first Dwina was happy for Robin to sow his oats because it allowed her to stay committed to her Brahman beliefs, but she never expected him to actually plant his seed, as it were."

Dumbass tag works but obvious can also be inserted here.

She forced him to go elsewhere and neither thought about a vasectomy.This is the only logical result.

 
sonnyboy11 2009-02-08 09:07:49 PM  
You know what is sad here? Gibbs is a multi-millionare musician and.. hell let's just be honest, the Bee Gees are legends. And THIS is the best he could do? I mean, between his nut-job, cow wife and a very unattractive Asian woman, a guy who should have a leg up on the rest of us cannot bring it home any better? God that is depressing.

 
Crudbucket 2009-02-08 09:14:45 PM  
I'm a bisexual former druid priestess, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

 
steamingpile 2009-02-08 09:17:28 PM  
No mention of his horrible toupees? Just wear a hat like your brother.

 
sinner4ever 2009-02-08 09:20:23 PM  
sonnyboy11: You know what is sad here? Gibbs is a multi-millionare musician and.. hell let's just be honest, the Bee Gees are legends. And THIS is the best he could do? I mean, between his nut-job, cow wife and a very unattractive Asian woman, a guy who should have a leg up on the rest of us cannot bring it home any better? God that is depressing.

I am sure that the cow wife wouldn't allow him access to anything better.Women hate competition and I bet she didn't want or wouldn't let him enjoy it.I'd say the baby is a result of them having sex while she wasn't around so that he could enjoy it.

 
Noah's Arcade 2009-02-08 09:29:43 PM  
Anything else, Robin?

 
mhd 2009-02-08 09:32:50 PM  
He's married to a druid dual-classing into a cleric? How first edition.

 
Drake21734 2009-02-08 09:45:37 PM  
The guy can't get any better looking women than that and he's a musician? Something must be wrong.

 
Straelbora 2009-02-08 09:56:48 PM  
Jeebus- his taste in women approaches zoophilism!

 
El_Swino 2009-02-08 09:59:17 PM  
He's as queer as a three-dollar bill, the wife is his hag/beard and the housekeeper is carrying the test tube baby.

 
Tsar_Bomba1 2009-02-08 10:13:30 PM  
chickyraptor: Yang?

That's not a Yang. That looks like a Khom.



This is a Yang.



God bless you!

 
The Martintuckian 2009-02-08 10:43:33 PM  
Oh my God, kill it with fire, what ever it is.

 
The Martintuckian 2009-02-08 10:45:41 PM  
He must have a teeny tiny peen.

 
glassa 2009-02-08 11:00:15 PM  
Mugato: Island in the sea,
That is where I'm from.
Could you be a 'Le',
Or are you a 'Wong'?
Sail away with me,
To the Western world

/eh, the hell with it


I've never heard a parody version of Islands in the Stream. Thank you. One of my favorites. :-)

 
CrawlingKingSnake 2009-02-08 11:55:35 PM  
beard.

 
cant be arsed 2009-02-09 02:34:55 AM  
chickyraptor: Yang?

That's not a Yang. That looks like a Khom.



This is a Yang.


I've found that Barry tends to win unless Robin is very very careful.
//dammit, nothing rhymes with "E plebnista"

 
CZMisfitsFan 2009-02-09 03:11:28 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Robin: I'd hit it like a New York Mining Disaster.

 
LonMead 2009-02-09 04:08:45 AM  

 
Thudfark 2009-02-09 06:42:54 AM  
Still deciding whether this was a trade-up or not....

 
swaxhog 2009-02-09 07:21:36 AM  
sonnyboy11: You know what is sad here? Gibbs is a multi-millionare musician and.. hell let's just be honest, the Bee Gees are legends. And THIS is the best he could do? I mean, between his nut-job, cow wife and a very unattractive Asian woman, a guy who should have a leg up on the rest of us cannot bring it home any better? God that is depressing.

He's my new idol. When I wonder why I can't get a date, I just think of Robin and feel good knowing that even with millions of dollars and fame, they best I could do is an ugly asian boy.

 
steve-0 2009-02-09 09:14:30 AM  
mhd: He's married to a druid dual-classing into a cleric? How first edition.

I came here to see this and I was not disappointed. +1 intarwebs for you.

 
Belltower 2009-02-09 10:22:13 AM  
CornFedIowan: Dwina, a bisexual former druid priestess

There are certain phrases that one never expects to see in life. This is one of them.


Indeed. I mean, what kind of name is Dwina?

 
Shirley Ujest 2009-02-09 11:15:29 AM  
He looks like he is turning into Andy Dick.

 
FarktheHeraldAngelSings 2009-02-09 12:17:33 PM  
So let me get this straight... one of the Bee Gee's knocked up Bobby Lee from MadTV? No wonder he seemed to enjoy dressing up like Connie Chung.

 
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