Well, you can tell by the way he'll use his maid...

FTFA: Friends say that Dwina, a bisexual former druid priestess, had previously given her blessing to her husband's eight-year affair with Miss Yang but now feels 'betrayed'.

Wow. Just, wow. Add in a streetlight or a pickle and this is a ready-made Fark cliche.

Jesus Christ

God. I love the picture of the housekeeper.

Rethorn: Jesus Christ

Gonna go puke now. kthxbai.

according to the article this is the maid?...
'Yang the maid' indeed

Bee Jesus! She's quite the looker!

Island in the sea,
That is where I'm from.
Could you be a 'Le',
Or are you a 'Wong'?
Sail away with me,
To the Western world

/eh, the hell with it

AHHHHHHH MY EYES I guess fugly is a magnet for fugly.

Pass the eye bleach please.

wow I thought they(the beegees)were all gay!

Feltonl: wow I thought they(the beegees)were all gay!

No, they just do really good impressions of the gay.

Feltonl: wow I thought they(the beegees)were all gay!

*checks out Dwina, a bisexual former druid priestess*
*checks out Yang*

I still think they are. NTTAWWT

It's because she thinks he's Justin Timberlake.

LesserEvil: Gilbert Gottfried was his housekeeper?

The Aristocrats!

Like most, I thought, why the hell would an extremely wealthy, famous man shtupp such an unattractive housekeeper? And then Rethorn posted Gibbs' wife.

/Though, really, that just explained why he wanted to shtupp someone who wasn't her.

How deep was her love?

/And by love, I mean vag...

"Claire Yang" is not a very fruitful GIS, and apparently there are many women with that name. But this was the best image on the first page:

Robert1966: "Claire Yang" is not a very fruitful GIS, and apparently there are many women with that name. But this was the best image on the first page:

Also, is that really the most recent map they could find? It's not even Anatolia.

Just what we need, a Druid priestess.

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

Dwina, a bisexual former druid priestess

There are certain phrases that one never expects to see in life. This is one of them.

that may be the gayest headline i've ever seen on fark.

well at least in the last week or so.

She doesn't even look druidic...

Yang?

That's not a Yang. That looks like a Khom.



This is a Yang.

Don't mean to biatch, but with all of the win directly within the article - THAT'S the headline we get?

Sheesh.

"In recent years she has been a member of a Hindu sect called the Daughters of Brahma, whose members are meant to be celibate.
'At first Dwina was happy for Robin to sow his oats because it allowed her to stay committed to her Brahman beliefs, but she never expected him to actually plant his seed, as it were."

Dumbass tag works but obvious can also be inserted here.

She forced him to go elsewhere and neither thought about a vasectomy.This is the only logical result.

You know what is sad here? Gibbs is a multi-millionare musician and.. hell let's just be honest, the Bee Gees are legends. And THIS is the best he could do? I mean, between his nut-job, cow wife and a very unattractive Asian woman, a guy who should have a leg up on the rest of us cannot bring it home any better? God that is depressing.

I'm a bisexual former druid priestess, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

No mention of his horrible toupees? Just wear a hat like your brother.

sonnyboy11: You know what is sad here? Gibbs is a multi-millionare musician and.. hell let's just be honest, the Bee Gees are legends. And THIS is the best he could do? I mean, between his nut-job, cow wife and a very unattractive Asian woman, a guy who should have a leg up on the rest of us cannot bring it home any better? God that is depressing.

I am sure that the cow wife wouldn't allow him access to anything better.Women hate competition and I bet she didn't want or wouldn't let him enjoy it.I'd say the baby is a result of them having sex while she wasn't around so that he could enjoy it.

Anything else, Robin?

He's married to a druid dual-classing into a cleric? How first edition.

The guy can't get any better looking women than that and he's a musician? Something must be wrong.

Jeebus- his taste in women approaches zoophilism!

He's as queer as a three-dollar bill, the wife is his hag/beard and the housekeeper is carrying the test tube baby.

chickyraptor: Yang?

That's not a Yang. That looks like a Khom.



This is a Yang.


God bless you!

Oh my God, kill it with fire, what ever it is.

He must have a teeny tiny peen.

Mugato: Island in the sea,
That is where I'm from.
Could you be a 'Le',
Or are you a 'Wong'?
Sail away with me,
To the Western world

/eh, the hell with it

I've never heard a parody version of Islands in the Stream. Thank you. One of my favorites. :-)

beard.

chickyraptor: Yang?

That's not a Yang. That looks like a Khom.



This is a Yang.

I've found that Barry tends to win unless Robin is very very careful.
//dammit, nothing rhymes with "E plebnista"

Robin: I'd hit it like a New York Mining Disaster.

Hmmm... this is where I came in...

Still deciding whether this was a trade-up or not....

sonnyboy11: You know what is sad here? Gibbs is a multi-millionare musician and.. hell let's just be honest, the Bee Gees are legends. And THIS is the best he could do? I mean, between his nut-job, cow wife and a very unattractive Asian woman, a guy who should have a leg up on the rest of us cannot bring it home any better? God that is depressing.

He's my new idol. When I wonder why I can't get a date, I just think of Robin and feel good knowing that even with millions of dollars and fame, they best I could do is an ugly asian boy.

mhd: He's married to a druid dual-classing into a cleric? How first edition.

I came here to see this and I was not disappointed. +1 intarwebs for you.

CornFedIowan: Dwina, a bisexual former druid priestess

There are certain phrases that one never expects to see in life. This is one of them.

Indeed. I mean, what kind of name is Dwina?

He looks like he is turning into Andy Dick.

So let me get this straight... one of the Bee Gee's knocked up Bobby Lee from MadTV? No wonder he seemed to enjoy dressing up like Connie Chung.