This subby is a funny one

Would his clone's name be Yin?

Christ. That headline makes my eyes bleed.

I think subby does not understand cloning.

you subby, are a farking genius.

/aisle seat to hell please

That was the fourth one of that guy to die this year.

/unavailable for comment

Ko Sai would be happy to see some competition leaving the arena, but she too is farking dead.

/might be obscure
//if you know the name without googling, i will give you one free internet

Defective genes keep Darwin busy, keeps his franchise secure from upstart work-arounds.

Poor Jerry, first he is dropped as CEO of Yahoo on the failed Microsoft merger then he fails to clone himself.

Ironic tag on holiday?

he is growing in the tank right now. I predict a short but brilliant career again

EviLincoln: That was the fourth one of that guy to die this year.

Nice.

sonder: I think subby does not understand cloning.

I thought the same thing, though I see what he or she was going for and appreciated the headline.

Humble Origins
He was born on July 31, 1959, and in his first year nearly starved to death in a village called Dong Cun

A very poor village, they didn't even have any t.

Oh well, at least he won a lot of money playing poker.

Ah, but we all thought he was dead after the cannon exploded.

He's not dead. We just need a frying pan to wake him up.

Gelatinous. You are a real bastard aren't you.


/I lol'd
//We lost a very important scientist. RIP Jerry.

Top cloning scientist Jerry Yang dies at age 49.


His last words: "Awww... Not again!"

Yang?
The Guardian of the Holies is confused.
He looks like a Kohm.

This just proves that God is against scientists playing God.

/would cloning help with diabeetus?

hufnmouth: Gelatinous. You are a real bastard aren't you.

Oh, geez, I didn't even read what kind of cancer he had -- cancer of the salivary glands (which, if I remember from House, is both extraordinarily painful and deadly). It's a scar. I just thought he had a deeply cleft chin.

Seriously, I'm sorry... I was already going to hell, though.

What an amazing couple of years for that guy! First he wins the World Series of Poker, then he gets kicked out of his job running Yahoo, then he dies, but not before doing significant research on cloning.

Limac333: Oh well, at least he won a lot of money playing poker.

And all that money creating Yahoo and he couldn't buy a cure?

Maybe that was God's way of saying don't fark with my work

No, they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

/unavailable for comment

Saddened, but relieved

I'd rather watch Chris Hanson read a transcript of my internet chats than that POS.


/yes, I AM stealing jokes
//fark off

Phelyx: Poor Jerry, first he is dropped as CEO of Yahoo on the failed Microsoft merger then he fails to clone himself.

but at least he won about $7M playing poker.

i guess he coulda just... had kids?

Um, well, you could clone the dna, but not the experience or training. In other words, just another kid.

But does the evil one have a goatee?

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// What happened? Your post went all invisible?

YING TONG IDDLE I PO!

You know what happens when you make a copy of a copy of a copy?

Jerry Yang is said to be inconsolable.

If he has kids his legacy may continue depending on how spoiled/stupid they are. And why would a clone want to continue anyone's legacy???

tehwebguy: Jerry Yang is said to be inconsolable.

winnar.

Know who else named Jerry wanted to say "Who Are These People"?
/repeat?
//ditto!

Would like to show you his lab.



/hotlinked like a stolen car.

sonder: I think subby does not understand cloning.

Perhaps not, but he has a reasonable understanding of humor.

/insert sandy vajayjay snark here

Hasta la vista, baby.

Espertron: You know what happens when you make a copy of a copy of a copy?

She touched my pee-pee.

Gee, the lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here,um...staggers me. Don't you see the danger inherent in what you're talking about here? Genetic power's the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but he wielded it like a kid that found his dad's gun. I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that he used. It didn't require any discipline to attain it. You know, he read what others had done and he took the next step. He didn't earn the knowledge for himself, so he didn't take responsibility for it. He stood on the shoulders geniuses to accomplish something as fast as he could, and before he even knew what he had, he patented it, packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunch box.