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(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Woman may be incarserrated after throwing steak knives at husband   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 59
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RealDisagreer [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 09:55:14 AM  
At first I was like...subby can't spell for shiat

Then I was like...I see what you did there.

 
JoeBobMel [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 11:16:31 AM  
That's some sharp wit you got there subby.

 
KellyLockhart [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 11:33:32 AM  
This is cutting edge humor.

 
tortilla burger 2009-02-08 12:20:08 PM  
I can't handle these puns

 
MrHappyRotter 2009-02-08 12:22:41 PM  
Cut it out guys, there's nothing funny about this story.

 
vudukungfu 2009-02-08 12:23:21 PM  
Never a dull moment in Florida.
She doesn't sound like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 
esteban9 2009-02-08 12:23:58 PM  
I get the point, subby.

 
limpbalzak 2009-02-08 12:24:30 PM  
Well done.

 
Shrugging Atlas 2009-02-08 12:24:36 PM  
Did her husband get the point?

 
Mantour 2009-02-08 12:24:47 PM  
www.musicnostop.com

 
NYZooMan 2009-02-08 12:24:49 PM  
Is he g'in sue?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 12:29:16 PM  
lol whet?

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 12:30:31 PM  
4 kids by the age of 22? She clearly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. And he needs to keep his sword sheathed too. DAMN!

 
Malinki 2009-02-08 12:30:45 PM  
hardrockcafe.narod.ru

 
Malinki 2009-02-08 12:31:30 PM  
cksewell: lol whet?

Nice :)

 
cjdusa 2009-02-08 12:36:33 PM  
Did anyone say "Ginsu"?

 
CarrieWhite 2009-02-08 12:36:34 PM  
Oh.. the cutting edge of puns.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 12:41:53 PM  
thepostess: 4 kids by the age of 22? She clearly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. And he needs to keep his sword sheathed too. DAMN!

Or, alternatively, she needs to learn how to give a competent blowjob and/or handjob, and he needs to buy her a quality vibrator (unless he can learn how to lick his eyebrows).

 
BoySchwen 2009-02-08 12:42:12 PM  
I like the cut of your gib.

 
Death By Monkey 2009-02-08 12:42:41 PM  
Knives are sharp and cut things.

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 12:44:29 PM  
abb3w: thepostess: 4 kids by the age of 22? She clearly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. And he needs to keep his sword sheathed too. DAMN!

Or, alternatively, she needs to learn how to give a competent blowjob and/or handjob, and he needs to buy her a quality vibrator (unless he can learn how to lick his eyebrows).


Or This^^^ ;)

 
Issor 2009-02-08 12:47:49 PM  
This is a pun, mentioning one or more of several things: the point, sharpness, edges.

I WIN?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 12:50:55 PM  
How many thousands of spoons did she pick up before....aw forget it

 
SBinRR 2009-02-08 12:51:35 PM  
We need to pare down the number of punny posts in this thread.

 
lifeboat 2009-02-08 12:56:20 PM  
+A1

 
daychilde [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 01:05:42 PM  
FORK YOU!

 
zamboni 2009-02-08 01:07:44 PM  
This is a good time to show off my boner!

i93.photobucket.com

 
zamboni 2009-02-08 01:08:29 PM  
Was he at least a good spork about it?

 
mike4287 2009-02-08 01:11:08 PM  
www.rrshow.com

Maybe she was practicing?

/Hot
// Roles Reversed

 
zamboni 2009-02-08 01:11:18 PM  
He had just about all the 'tang he could handle.

 
slipperyrockdawg 2009-02-08 01:11:47 PM  
img16.imageshack.us
/William Green's wife approves
//'I fell down the stairs and landed on it'

 
pmhauge 2009-02-08 01:12:21 PM  
Enough with the puns! We get the point.

 
titwrench 2009-02-08 01:18:39 PM  
knife

 
Empty Signal Gray 2009-02-08 01:26:46 PM  
You mean I'll get in trouble for throwing knives at someone? Good to know.

/cutlery

 
Espertron 2009-02-08 01:28:31 PM  
Nothing like razor sharp wit.

 
Daemon Spooler [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 01:30:05 PM  
This really is not going to bolster their relationship.

 
Barbecue Bob 2009-02-08 01:33:16 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

/Unimpressed.

 
pmhauge 2009-02-08 01:35:19 PM  
Let's just cut to the chase. Better to do it spooner than later.

 
RottNDude 2009-02-08 01:36:35 PM  
www.speakwell.com

/don'cha think?

 
wud 2009-02-08 01:38:25 PM  
Methinks subby has been holding onto that pun waiting for the perfect opportunity. Leave it to Florida to deliver. +1

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-02-08 01:41:35 PM  
Bet he still has to pay child support and alimony if they divorce.

/dnrtfa

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 01:44:00 PM  
She's got a serrated edge
That she moves back and forth
It's such a simple machine
She doesn't have to use force
When she gets what she wants
She puts the rest on a tray
In a Ziploc bag
In the freezer...

/obscure?
//+1, I lol'd.

 
greighwolf 2009-02-08 01:47:19 PM  
Epic win subby!

 
VeryRarely 2009-02-08 02:20:35 PM  
I was going to comment about her being 22 with 4 kids, but someone beat me to it. But seriously, 4 kids at 22? And let's suppose for a moment she managed to get one of those steak knives to stick for a kill. Then who's taking care of all those kids? Obviously not the mother. Hasn't thing b*tch heard of birth control?

Thankfully, when my ex-gf started throwing things at me in a drunken rage, it wasn't knives.

 
VeryRarely 2009-02-08 02:24:14 PM  
Oops..... thing

this b*tch

I just woke up.

 
Cybernetic 2009-02-08 02:31:42 PM  
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mom_dropped_me 2009-02-08 02:45:28 PM  
Espertron: Nothing like razor sharp wit.

I did what you see there.

 
Placenta for Breakfast 2009-02-08 03:05:26 PM  
RealDisagreer: At first I was like...subby can't spell for shiat

Then I was like...I see what you did there.


Ditto!

Nice jorb, subby!

 
SVX [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 03:55:04 PM  
FTFA: A woman who threw knives at her husband during an argument faces misdemeanor domestic battery charges

Double standards? We don't have no double standards in da criminal justice system.

/nice headline, subby

 
Nakito 2009-02-08 04:33:05 PM  
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