At first I was like...subby can't spell for shiat

Then I was like...I see what you did there.

That's some sharp wit you got there subby.

This is cutting edge humor.

I can't handle these puns

Cut it out guys, there's nothing funny about this story.

Never a dull moment in Florida.
She doesn't sound like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I get the point, subby.

Well done.

Did her husband get the point?

Is he g'in sue?

lol whet?

4 kids by the age of 22? She clearly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. And he needs to keep his sword sheathed too. DAMN!

cksewell: lol whet?

Nice :)

Did anyone say "Ginsu"?

Oh.. the cutting edge of puns.

thepostess: 4 kids by the age of 22? She clearly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. And he needs to keep his sword sheathed too. DAMN!

Or, alternatively, she needs to learn how to give a competent blowjob and/or handjob, and he needs to buy her a quality vibrator (unless he can learn how to lick his eyebrows).

I like the cut of your gib.

Knives are sharp and cut things.

abb3w: thepostess: 4 kids by the age of 22? She clearly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. And he needs to keep his sword sheathed too. DAMN!

Or, alternatively, she needs to learn how to give a competent blowjob and/or handjob, and he needs to buy her a quality vibrator (unless he can learn how to lick his eyebrows).

Or This^^^ ;)

This is a pun, mentioning one or more of several things: the point, sharpness, edges.

I WIN?

How many thousands of spoons did she pick up before....aw forget it

We need to pare down the number of punny posts in this thread.

+A1

This is a good time to show off my boner!

Was he at least a good spork about it?

Maybe she was practicing?

/Hot
// Roles Reversed

He had just about all the 'tang he could handle.

/William Green's wife approves
//'I fell down the stairs and landed on it'

Enough with the puns! We get the point.

You mean I'll get in trouble for throwing knives at someone? Good to know.

/cutlery

Nothing like razor sharp wit.

This really is not going to bolster their relationship.

/Unimpressed.

Let's just cut to the chase. Better to do it spooner than later.

/don'cha think?

Methinks subby has been holding onto that pun waiting for the perfect opportunity. Leave it to Florida to deliver. +1

Bet he still has to pay child support and alimony if they divorce.

/dnrtfa

She's got a serrated edge
That she moves back and forth
It's such a simple machine
She doesn't have to use force
When she gets what she wants
She puts the rest on a tray
In a Ziploc bag
In the freezer...

/obscure?
//+1, I lol'd.

Epic win subby!

I was going to comment about her being 22 with 4 kids, but someone beat me to it. But seriously, 4 kids at 22? And let's suppose for a moment she managed to get one of those steak knives to stick for a kill. Then who's taking care of all those kids? Obviously not the mother. Hasn't thing b*tch heard of birth control?

Thankfully, when my ex-gf started throwing things at me in a drunken rage, it wasn't knives.

Oops..... thing

this b*tch

I just woke up.

Espertron: Nothing like razor sharp wit.

I did what you see there.

RealDisagreer: At first I was like...subby can't spell for shiat

Then I was like...I see what you did there.

Ditto!

Nice jorb, subby!

FTFA: A woman who threw knives at her husband during an argument faces misdemeanor domestic battery charges

Double standards? We don't have no double standards in da criminal justice system.

/nice headline, subby

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