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(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass If you really must make obscene phone calls, make them to the emergency services phone number, it saves the police a lot of work   (thelocal.se) divider line 13
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FatherDale 2009-02-08 10:36:27 AM  
He has spent two, three days ringing the emergency switchboard and said a load of smutty things down the telephone. The case concerns between 300 and 350 telephone calls."

It's good to have a hobby.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-08 10:42:40 AM  
The worst case scenario would be if such a call would block a genuine 112 emergency call

That's the problem...he was calling 112, everyone knows the number to call is 912
www.azoidx.com

 
The Angry Hand of God 2009-02-08 10:42:55 AM  
What's the difference between molestation and sexual molestation? I have been under the influence that molestation only comes in one flavor.

 
doobiebrother 2009-02-08 10:43:37 AM  
wait, pat o'brien is swedish?

 
Caxap_artist [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 10:52:02 AM  
"The man is now suspected of molestation and sexual molestation.
The climax came during Friday evening"

 
VeruccaGnome 2009-02-08 11:01:02 AM  
The Angry Hand of God
What's the difference between molestation and sexual molestation? I have been under the influence that molestation only comes in one flavor.

Don't expect to much from The Local, the translations are quick and dirty sometimes. And from time to time they leave out relevant facts that make the story less interesting.

What they should have written was harassment and not molestation.

 
bibitte 2009-02-08 11:06:53 AM  
The sweet, sweet power of BEER

 
Ikahoshi 2009-02-08 11:15:35 AM  
The old trouser snake had awakened and needed to be fed. If that's not an emergency, I dunno what is.

 
Mrbogey 2009-02-08 11:31:08 AM  
The Angry Hand of God: What's the difference between molestation and sexual molestation? I have been under the influence that molestation only comes in one flavor.

Molestation used to mean harassment. Back in the olden days a person who pestered you constantly could have been said to be molesting you.

 
mikalmd 2009-02-08 01:05:55 PM  
Only took them 300 calls before reporting it...must have liked what he had to say the first 299 calls....

 
How Does That Taste 2009-02-08 01:57:22 PM  
Mrbogey: The Angry Hand of God: What's the difference between molestation and sexual molestation? I have been under the influence that molestation only comes in one flavor.

Molestation used to mean harassment. Back in the olden days a person who pestered you constantly could have been said to be molesting you.


I've been molested :(

 
Spartan_Manhandler 2009-02-08 02:12:31 PM  
Just tell him the emergency number has changed.

/I suggest 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

 
Mrbogey 2009-02-08 08:25:48 PM  
How Does That Taste: I've been molested :(

In an old episode of Lost in Space, Doctor Smith declared once, "You will be molested" to Will Robinson. He was presumably using the non-sexual term.

 
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