Does he have a flag?

Fomby_Belcher: Does he have a flag?

Thread over. ALthough the new uniforms will be most smashing.

globalwarmingpraiser: Thread over

Yep.
Well, heres some youtube.

Hudududuh.

that is all.

Do they sing God Save the Queen in the house of commons?

/cause that's one saved farking queen

He has a flag, a uniform and a gameplan.

"I'm going to stand for something in about 10 years' time,"

I think that means he's ahead of every other politician on the planet.

Bravo sir.

That's cool. I've felt that his standups are both extremely funny and rather educational.

We're gonna run out of cake at this rate.

♫ God attack the Queen
Send big dogs after her
That bite her bum ♫

Fark that, the man should be too busy raising mah babies.

Impasse: ♫ God attack the Queen
Send big dogs after her
That bite her bum ♫

Fair play to the queen, she killed the crazy dog.

Good, anything to get him off standup.

There will have to be a new Totally Smashingly Awesome Don't You Agree party.

fark Gordon Brown. Sad scots git. Rt. Hon. Edward Izzard - Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

He'd be the best PM since Disraeli.

/Rt. Hon. Stephen Fry - Chancellor of the Exchequer.
//Rt. Hon. Dylan Moran - Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
///Hells yes i'd tune into BBC Parliament for Question Time.

This voting booth is wet.
This voting booth is wet.
This voting booth is wet.
Honestly, does anybody dry these things?
This voting booth is wet.

Maybe he should start small, like elective office in Burundi.

And this part is sadly true:
"I realised I didn't believe in God at all... you have to be with faith to get elected in America, but without faith to get elected in Europe." "

You can be pro-gun, anti-gun, pro-abortion, anti-abortion, pro-this, anti-that - but no one in America could get elected to national office if s/he publicly said, "I do not believe in (a) God. There are no supernatural beings."

syrynxx: Maybe he should start small, like elective office in Burundi.

i think that would dissapoint a lot of women that would want to have coffee with him.

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco: fark Gordon Brown. Sad scots git. Rt. Hon. Edward Izzard - Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

He should start as Secretary of State for Creation and Destruction

"But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who've had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!"

"Well, if you put it that way, I think you've got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry."

/New policy, dogs run everything?

I've got a bad feeling about this thread, I don't think we're gonna make it

mmagdalene: Fark that, the man should be too busy raising mah babies.

YES.

For fun, check out the ring tones maybe available in UK (or Europe) only. My favorite is not available any more, "get the fark up". (new window)

A road trip with him on the TomTom would be hilarious.

It is about time that a male-lesbian runs for public office.

Eddie, you're British. Scale it back a little bit.

Will they give him a tray at the cafeteria?

Hell, I'd move to England just to vote for him.

The Force is quite strong with him.

How strong?

As strong as a small pony.

Will the right honourable gentleman admit he looks fabulous?

globalwarmingpraiser: Fomby_Belcher: Does he have a flag?

Thread over. ALthough the new uniforms will be most smashing.

The thread was over until THIS:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Eddie, you're British. Scale it back a little bit.

Awesome.

I need help translating this bit FTFA:
until a girl asks him if he'd prefer a screw-off head or teapot arms. He opts for the head, and she warns him people would run away with it, . . .


I wonder if his first act will be to end that slapdash look the army uses?

Uh, death, please, no cake! Cake, cake, sorry.

Hey, look at this bloke in a dress running for office-- OH CRAP HE'S GOT A GUN!

The Drawing Board
Impasse: ♫ God attack the Queen
Send big dogs after her
That bite her bum ♫

Fair play to the queen, she killed the crazy dog.


And she'd have self-respect for the first time in her life.

rthanu: Good, anything to get him off standup.

Blasphemy!
/Blasphoyou

So my choice is "or Death"?

The Silly Party now has a viable candidate!

Negotiations with the French government should go well:

"Oui, oui, c'est tres important. Mais! Le chat est sur la chaise; le souris est au dessous de la table, et le singe est sur la branche!"

Disgod: So my choice is "or Death"?

I'll have the vegetarian then.
//Aahh, Yes Mr Hitler, you nazi.....

Sharing Artist's Boobies: Negotiations with the French government should go well:

"Oui, oui, c'est tres important. Mais! Le chat est sur la chaise; le souris est au dessous de la table, et le singe est sur la branche!"

Ou est le singe?

Copycat.

JustinCase: For fun, check out the ring tones maybe available in UK (or Europe) only. My favorite is not available any more, "get the fark up". (new window)

"You're watching a play."

Awesome, thank you. :)

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco: fark Gordon Brown. Sad scots git. Rt. Hon. Edward Izzard - Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

He'd be the best PM since Disraeli.

/Rt. Hon. Stephen Fry - Chancellor of the Exchequer.
//Rt. Hon. Dylan Moran - Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

Rt Hon Hugh Laurie - Secretary of State for Health
Rt Hon Rick Astley - Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport

Cornwell: Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco: fark Gordon Brown. Sad scots git. Rt. Hon. Edward Izzard - Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

He'd be the best PM since Disraeli.

/Rt. Hon. Stephen Fry - Chancellor of the Exchequer.
//Rt. Hon. Dylan Moran - Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

Rt Hon Hugh Laurie - Secretary of State for Health
Rt Hon Rick Astley - Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport

Can we get Billy Connelly in there somewhere, if only for his idea about replacing the national anthem with the them tune to "The Archers."

Rum-te-tum Te-tum Te-tum,
Rum-te-tum-te-tum Teeeee!

Fomby_Belcher: Does he have a flag?

Are you Jeff Vader?

I like my political candidates like I like my coffee.

COVERED IN BEES

Tiberius Gracchus: Ou est le singe?

Le singe est... le singe a disparu!

(Cos the monkey'd fark off, wouldn't he? He was a bloody monkey. He was a cheeky monkey.)

Mayhem_2006: Cornwell: Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco: fark Gordon Brown. Sad scots git. Rt. Hon. Edward Izzard - Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

He'd be the best PM since Disraeli.

/Rt. Hon. Stephen Fry - Chancellor of the Exchequer.
//Rt. Hon. Dylan Moran - Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

Rt Hon Hugh Laurie - Secretary of State for Health
Rt Hon Rick Astley - Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport

Can we get Billy Connelly in there somewhere, if only for his idea about replacing the national anthem with the them tune to "The Archers."

Rum-te-tum Te-tum Te-tum,
Rum-te-tum-te-tum Teeeee!

Hell, why not just make a BBC show with that cast? I'm sure Hugh could fit a six episode run into his schedule.

Cornwell:
Rt Hon Hugh Laurie - Secretary of State for Health
Rt Hon Rick Astley - Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport

Whilst I can see why you'd want Hugh for Health, I think Rick might be a better choice.

I for one would like a health service that is never gonna give me up, never gonna let me down, never gonna run around and desert me.