It wasn't a gay affair, he was bangin this on the side.

Second Life is like walking into an adult bookstore anymore. I'm always afraid I'll get stuck to the floor and not be able to get out...

LOser...
Ninja you made me snort coffee out my nose

FTA-"I was just messing about on there. I'm the world's least gay man. There's not a gay bone in my body," he told us.

Perhaps there is one, look behind you ole Troy buddy...

Seriously? Why couldn't we use her real name in the article?

From the comments:

'She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp so I don't blame him... What to totally stupid woman... Grow up and get a life'

Heh.

Ninja Wicked: It wasn't a gay affair, he was bangin this on the side.

Please. No more. The 5 o'clock shadow. The horror...

she was thinking about the "phy sics" of it.......
not wanting to get the "shat deck" up in the meat curtains

http://tiffadoodles.com/Favourites.html
for the mential image...second pic. down, drunk...........again

Let the "first life" jokes begin!

She woke up to him "with his pants around his ankles" playing SL, and decries it as the decline of their sex life? So having sex with her instead - while she's asleep - is a good sex life?

Bah. The whole story just reeks of "entering middle age and growing that unsexy middle bulge" on both of them. Just looking for something to blame it on. Your partner doesn't start to get their jollies elsewhere without a motive for doing so.

/ I do not play SL
// Checked it out once, didn't seem to be anything fun to do

yes, it is SFW....

And with the no-fault divorce law, she'll get her wish and 50% of his money.

/Tell me again why men should get marry when hookers are cheaper in the long run?

Having read the trashy article... sounds more like his comp/internet addiction was to blame for ruining their marriage (or her not being more interesting than his comp? take your pick :-p)

Bottom line from my reading:

Internet addiction and suppressed kinks
+Insecure wife
+no sex life
=
divorce

/dude, put down the laptop and bang your girl

joltek: And with the no-fault divorce law, she'll get her wish and 50% of his money.

/Tell me again why men should get marry when hookers are cheaper in the long run?

What about marrying a woman that makes more than you do? :)

Ninja Wicked: It wasn't a gay affair, he was bangin this on the side.

"You dumb bastard. It's a sailboat."

I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. My life was so great, I literally wanted a second one. Everything in my second life was the same... except I could fly.

starsrift: joltek: And with the no-fault divorce law, she'll get her wish and 50% of his money.

/Tell me again why men should get marry when hookers are cheaper in the long run?

What about marrying a woman that makes more than you do? :)

There's only 1 KFed.

As far as I am concerned, having virtual sex with a man is the same as having sex with him in real life.

This biatch sounds a little too crazy to be allowed out without a helmet and an escort. He's better off without her if she can't tell the difference between SL and RL. I hope he can hide enough of his assets to leave her with little or nothing.

After getting a look at his wife in the pics from that article, one does have to think that the difference between sex with her and sex with an on line male avatar wouldn't be a whole lot different.

Mugato: Ninja Wicked: It wasn't a gay affair, he was bangin this on the side.

"You dumb bastard. It's a sailboat."

A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head.

Wondering when they'll come for me for all the Nazis I've iced. I guess just saying it's a game to me won't be enough?

Woman's got a point though, if his online life displaced their sex life. And his explanation that it was only a lark doesn't pass the laugh test.

And yeah, she's not a supermodel, but he's no Chippendale, either. And he does look a little gay to me, now that I think about it.

2nd Life, when you can't handle the first?

hehe - gay bone!


I love the British!

December 21 of 2012....HURRY UP!!

We don't post National Enquirer articles here, so why do we post the British equivalents?

Second Life is stupid. I mean, really REALLY stupid. Anyone who spends their life in second life should KILL THEMSELVES.

braedan: Mugato: Ninja Wicked: It wasn't a gay affair, he was bangin this on the side.

"You dumb bastard. It's a sailboat."

A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head.

Yeah? Well, you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!

"He's not Troy Hammerthall the messiah-he's John Best a very naught boy."

You know, if you live a virtual life where you are a gay man having a sexual affair with another virtual gay man, you're going to have a hard time convincing me you are the least gay man on the planet. I'm pretty sure there are some people who are at least a little "less gay" than that.

Stay classy Basement Dwellers.

What bugged me was that she wouldn't have minded if his toon was boinking girls only. Cause they could've worked it out.

Thats just nasty and good for her to tell him to get lost... Yea right hun if ya dotn go that way it would do nothing for you....

SharkTrager: You know, if you live a virtual life where you are a gay man having a sexual affair with another virtual gay man, you're going to have a hard time convincing me you are the least gay man on the planet. I'm pretty sure there are some people who are at least a little "less gay" than that.

awesome

FTFA: "As far as I am concerned, having virtual sex with a man is the same as having sex with him in real life.


Using that logic, when are they gonna come for me for all the nazis, zombies, vampires, Spartans, elites, flood, brutes, grunts, hookers, pimps, Elvis impersonators and all the other little pixelated folks I've dispatched to their final pixelated rewards over the years?

Wow, I could be charged with video game genocide.

Furry Valhalla

He's better off without the biatch.

And here I was thinking that Second Life was nothing but flying penises, trolls, and yiff parties.

Darth Invictus: And here I was thinking that Second Life was nothing but flying penises, trolls, and yiff parties.

Your basic local hotel's lounge?

I'm having a great time in Second Life. My little store sells enough to pay ALL of my real life bills, and last year our sales bought both me and my partner brand new Macs. And we're considered casual users compared to most.

I can't complain.

Second life almost ruined my marriage because my husband was more interested in having gay sex online, then real sex with me so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

RawData: I'm having a great time in Second Life. My little store sells enough to pay ALL of my real life bills, and last year our sales bought both me and my partner brand new Macs. And we're considered casual users compared to most.

I can't complain.

*Goes to your site in your profile*

Holy shiat your stuff is expensive

The haters who think Second Life is nothing but yiffing and for "people who can't handle a first life" are woefully uninformed. There are a lot of Second Lifers who are physically disabled and would be unable to ever interact with anyone were it not for the game.

Other players, like many Farkers, are socially disabled and... well, you get the idea.

"I went off the dial but John just brushed it away. He said it wasn't real life so what was I doing my nut about?

Que?

There is something inherently amusing about Farkers debating the merits of Second Life.

/how about No Life?

"I'm the world's least gay man."

a designation worthy of a banner and tiara

I thought that the act of logging into Second Life was a gay sex act in itself.

"As far as I am concerned, having virtual sex with a man is the same as having sex with him in real life."

Um ...

Uhhh ...

oO

/forget_it

/facepalm

RealAmericanHero: RawData: I'm having a great time in Second Life. My little store sells enough to pay ALL of my real life bills, and last year our sales bought both me and my partner brand new Macs. And we're considered casual users compared to most.

I can't complain.

*Goes to your site in your profile*

Holy shiat your stuff is expensive

No shiat. People pay real money to control the weather online? THAT much money? Damn. I'll just be broke and happy.

Those prices are in "Lindens" (note the "L$") - I dunno what the current exchange rate is anymore, but a quick Googling informs me it's like L$2,000 to USD$9.