That is the best article ever.

His bare-chested Brokeback Putin posturing was rounded off with fingerless gloves that left him looking more Right Said Fred than Don't Mess Pres.

Hysterical..hahahaha

By DEREK BROWN

Best watch out for that polonium-210 in your cup of tea, Derek.

Just saying.

I used to work with some upper-crust Russians and they definitely went both ways.

One of them had a smokin' hot wife who flirted with me a bit. I went along with it until her husband came up behind me and grabbed my ass.

BoneStorm:

I like your newsletter and I wish to subscribe to it.

This made me LOL.

So, he's looking for a big Russian Bear?

/If ya don't get it don't bother.

I've noticed most men and women in Europe like Abba. And Michael Jackson. Does that make them all gay. If so, giggity.

Pooty Poof?

I guess he is "Putin" it where the sun doesn't shine afterall.....

Wow, apparently somebody at the Sun wants to get two "self-inflicted" bullet wounds in their back.

I'd comment on this article, but the guy's KGB. Luckily he'll probably just have subby killed for "pooty-poot"..

//not subby
//seriously.

I've noticed that my Russian friends make, on average, 10000000 times more gay jokes than anyone else.

The exaggeration aside, I mean it. You Russians, per capita, seem to be a lot more homophobic than any other easily stereotyped group.

Somaticasual: I'd comment on this article, but the guy's KGB. Luckily he'll probably just have subby killed for "pooty-poot"..

//not subby
//seriously.

Pooty-Poot is Bush for Putin

O snap...I would stay away from umbrellas, especially the tips, if I was affiliated with this article in any way.

Why the term homophobic? I'm not afraid of homos. I'm just a bigot.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Pootyie-Poot is Bush for Putin

FTFM

the_chief: Why the term homophobic? I'm not afraid of homos. I'm just a bigot.

I loled a bit.

Knowing Me, Knowing You

/hot!

Putin is going to read this and take such great offense that it will spark World War III.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Knowing Me, Knowing You

/hot!

Don't you mean "Touching me, touching you ah I'm touching you too? I believe in a thing called love."

Every journalist has a novel stand-up act in him. And that's where it should stay.

Do you think me queer?

/ oh GOD no

I too am a closet ABBA fan.

Persepolis: For a (tabloid alleged) gay dude, he has nice taste in women beards:

FTFY

chef_riggy: Putin and sittin' in a tree...

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Did I miss out on some new Fark meme?

In other news, the entire staff of the Sun suddenly taken ill with mysterious disease.

In Russia, buttseks has you!

you know who else liked abba..?

Phil Herup: I too am a closet ABBA fan.

I have Voulez Vous on 8-track.

/part of me is proud of that
//part of me wishes I was making it up

likes abba, i should say

/politics aside, would so hit it in his younger days, sorry

Those pictures are hilarious! I can't believe he actually let them take those pictures.

chef_riggy: Putin and sittin' in a tree...

MrPerfectSU: chef_riggy: Putin and sittin' in a tree...

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Did I miss out on some new Fark meme?

"It" is from a few threads back, and (allegedly) is a she.

This is bad news...for Obama.

Comfortably Numb 24: /politics aside, would so hit it in his younger days, sorry

Seconded. All in favor?

An outed closet homosexual with his finger on a nuclear launch button.
Fabulous.

Just wait for it to appear on Wikipedia...

sinanju: FTFY

Also, her knees are too sharp, WAY below Fark standards.

torquestripe: An outed closet homosexual with his finger on a nuclear launch button.
Fabulous.

Not any more. President Medvedev has the launch codes. Putin is now Prime Minister (which in Russia mostly deals with internal and economic stuff).

That article read like a first draft of an Onion story.

RoboreR: chef_riggy: Putin and sittin' in a tree...

MrPerfectSU: chef_riggy: Putin and sittin' in a tree...

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Did I miss out on some new Fark meme?

"It" is from a few threads back, and (allegedly) is a she.

IT was staying with a rather avarage looking guy, one might acually call him normal or handsome.

But he lived with IT so there has to be some kinda farked up shiat in that boys mind...

Anyway, Im damn sure IT is not a woman or not totally...or something. I really dont want to know.

But if Ann Coulter gets called a man that farking IT is damn well no woman.

Persepolis: sinanju: FTFY

Also, her knees are too sharp, WAY below Fark standards.

Most farkers have to be at the live action D&D mock battle in 26 minutes so they don't have time for ugly chicks like that anyway...

I'm sure there are some who'd like to hit that with a warhead penis.

/or both if you're into Freud
//or Carlin

Alien Robot: Not any more. President Medvedev has the launch codes. Putin is now Prime Minister (which in Russia mostly deals with internal and economic stuff).

Which, when all is said and done, means that Putin is still running the show... Medvedev was hand-picked by Putin. He can't even go to the bathroom without Putin's approval. He's basically Putin's pet.

Phil Herup: I too am a closet ABBA fan.

I cannot STAND a damn thing you post Herup! You are a far right, partisan... ah hell

/ABBA fan too
//you finally make a post I agree with

Ah, the English press, where effeminate men accuse others of being gay. Putin likes Abba and Judo? Why, thats almost as gay as a butt plug.

It's grossly hypocritical for a Brit to accuse anyone of being gay.

/not that there's anything wrong with that

Persepolis: For a (tabloid alleged) gay dude, he has nice taste in women:

I would suggest this confirms it rather than contradicts it. Gay gays often hang out with gorgeous women and they always seem to get to see the good stuff...because they are non-threatening.