It's still cool to call when the Burger King runs out of lemonade, right? Oh, wait....

I should tell you the story about the time I tried to spend a $2 bill at Taco Bell.

I once had zephyrhills, but my doc gave me some pills and I got better...

Florida 911 trifecta now in play?

I've got a hard time accepting "cussed" as a real word.

ZEPHYRHILLS

I think they make a cream for that.

Ahh, Sunday morning, coming down.

Lo, I am become death. Destroyer of threads.

Well, I guess that 911 truly is a joke in your town.

FTFA: ZEPHYRHILLS - A little after 1 a.m. Saturday, a 911 dispatcher got a call from a clerk at a 7-Eleven in Zephyrhills. The clerk said a drunk customer was being abusive and threatening to her because she refused to sell him more beer.

A few minutes later, 911 got another call -- from the customer, Armando Merino, 40 and from Zephyrhills, who cussed and was "abusive" to the dispatcher, officials said.

Officers from the Zephyrhills Police Department got to the scene and, according to a report, tried to calm him down to get his side of the story. An officer said the man smelled of alcohol, was unsteady and continued to berate the clerk and officers.

"After numerous attempts to calm (the) subject down" officers arrested him on a charge of disorderly conduct and transported him to the Land O'Lakes jail. He was released a few hours later on $100 bail.


Facepalm. If only because the fantastic Oscar Wilde wordplay here.

Did April Fools Day strike early? Or is this editor just a moron?

rackrent

Well, I guess that 911 truly is a joke in your town.


Flava approves

/i got my mind right.

Epsilon: I should tell you the story about the time I tried to spend a $2 bill at Taco Bell.

I'm waiting for the story


/once got told that my ID was fake....it was not but they thought it was....still did not call 911

Not Amused


\\In favor of mandatory IQ test for prospective residents of our state

She should have just sold him the beer. What a biatch

The poor clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day.



// hotlinked like a 7-11 hot dog on the heater for a month

This makes no sense.

Sort of reminds me of a time I talked a friend out of calling 911 because he "could feel his heart beating".

I told him to call them when he couldn't.

It worked.


/Did I mention he was on acid? I suppose that's kind of important.

Nowhereman: Florida 911 trifecta now in play?

/Came here to say this...good job!

//Hello 911...I wanna report a crime...I was born without a brain...
//Dumbass...

Nowhereman: Florida 911 trifecta now in play?

It's even better -- it's actually a "Florida 911 call for liquid refreshments trifecta"?

Are y'all making fun of my home town?

Since November of 2000, there hasn't been an easier target.

What? Since when does 7-11 not sell alcohol to drunk people?

quadcam: Not Amused


\\In favor of mandatory IQ test for prospective residents of our state

Fake doesn't matter, that ID is expired.

Another headline fail.

the 7-11 called 911, not the customer.

Fenixpark: Another headline fail.

the 7-11 called 911, not the customer.

Reading comprehension fail:

From TFA: A few minutes later, 911 got another call -- from the customer, Armando Merino, 40 and from Zephyrhills, who cussed and was "abusive" to the dispatcher, officials said.


/dumbass