"Yet, poll after poll finds married couples far more sexually active than folks that are single."

this does not surprise me

I love pulling this one out..

looks like the author is just jealous that no one (ever in his life) is imagining him in their shower.

Yet another reason to hate this presidency.

bigpeeler: Yet another reason to hate this presidency.

If that ain't the biggest non-sequitur I've seen in this thread yet, I don't know what is.

Now, just so I have this pegged- is this better or worse than Rich Lowry seeing starbursts when Sarah Palin winked at him through the teevee? Honestly, though, Dubya, Dick Cheney, Rumsfeld... there were a lot of hot to trot folks on Team Bush, I don't know why more people didn't imagin-

hurk

Nevermind. I think I got it figured out.

bigpeeler: Yet another reason to hate this presidency.

Because someone dreamed of the President in the shower? You must really be hard up for things to dislike about Obama. Either that, or you got a raging hard-on thinking about it and now you're scared you're gay.

Gyrfalcon: Either that, or you got a raging hard-on thinking about it and now you're scared you're gay.

Given the sheer amount of references that right-wingers make to Obama's penis, semen, and fellatio, I think this can be the only possible explanation.

As a Democrat and enthusiastic Obama voter, I'm all for ensuring that the handful of Obama-worshippers as exist amongst the Democrats are thoroughly mocked. Hero-worship was stupid enough when it was the Bushbots kneeling before the Holy Codpiece, and it's not that much smarter just because this president isn't a total imbecile.

Just as long as we realize that Obama-worship isn't nearly as prevalent as some Republicans would have us believe - and as long as we realize that nearly all modern-day talking heads are hacks, whatever their leanings.

/including Keith Olbermann
//but not quite so much Rachel Maddow

Mithiwithi: As a Democrat and enthusiastic Obama voter, I'm all for ensuring that the handful of Obama-worshippers as exist amongst the Democrats are thoroughly mocked. Hero-worship was stupid enough when it was the Bushbots kneeling before the Holy Codpiece, and it's not that much smarter just because this president isn't a total imbecile.

Just as long as we realize that Obama-worship isn't nearly as prevalent as some Republicans would have us believe - and as long as we realize that nearly all modern-day talking heads are hacks, whatever their leanings.

/including Keith Olbermann
//but not quite so much Rachel Maddow

Yeah, pretty much this. It's funny, though- these same people never batted an eye when Bush was the second coming of Jesus Christ, of course. But y'don't excuse one set off piss-poor behavior by pointing to another.

I didn't read the article but I don't see what the big deal is. Michelle Obama is a total hottie. Who wouldn't dream of her in the shower?

Mithiwithi: As a Democrat and enthusiastic Obama voter, I'm all for ensuring that the handful of Obama-worshippers as exist amongst the Democrats are thoroughly mocked. Hero-worship was stupid enough when it was the Bushbots kneeling before the Holy Codpiece, and it's not that much smarter just because this president isn't a total imbecile.

Just as long as we realize that Obama-worship isn't nearly as prevalent as some Republicans would have us believe - and as long as we realize that nearly all modern-day talking heads are hacks, whatever their leanings.

/including Keith Olbermann
//but not quite so much Rachel Maddow

Well said

(Although I haven't seen enough Olbermann or Maddow to have an opinion on either.)

"dreams of Obama in the shower"

At least they are just dreaming - conservatives like Limbaugh actually sucked Bush's cock for 8 years.

Wasn't there a reporter who said she would give Clinton a BJ (Pre Monica) just for keeping abortion legal?

/too lazy to Google

If this woman is discussing her sex dreams about Obama then she REALLY likes black people

I will never read a News Busters article.

Too lazy to google, but not too lazy to keep talking shiat.

Lionel Mandrake: Too lazy to google, but not too lazy to keep talking shiat.

Define shiat

This is from the comments:

I'm a current ivy league student and have this nagging, back of my head, wouldn't share with anyone fear that (although I'm involved with a lot of community service and social justice issues) the next Obamas are running around our campus, and I'm not friends with them. With everything I have to do, this seems like a ridiculous, ungrateful thing to think about ... but I think about it.

That person is a troll, right?

No was complaining when Ronnie Raygun was a sex idol, to adoring flocks of crazy women. I didn't believe it. It made me retch a bit to hear it. Yea, a married couple is in the White House. Yea, he's most likely hitting it hard. So damn what. There are a lot of room to use there. Lots of flat surfaces. I'm sure Lincoln's ghost has blushed a few times. Andrew Jackson's ghost would have shiat, if he could have.

then things get weird




/had to be done

Hang On Voltaire: Lionel Mandrake: Too lazy to google, but not too lazy to keep talking shiat.

Define shiat

Hold on, let me consult the Conservapedia.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Have you ever been around anyone who works for the New York Times?
Their breathe stinks of Obama's a$$, from constantly licking Barack's sphincter.

Hang On Voltaire: If this woman is discussing her sex dreams about Obama then she REALLY likes black people


Or POWER!

/remember power?
//not yours

milesl: Have you ever been around anyone who works for the New York Times?
Their breathe stinks of Obama's a$$, from constantly licking Barack's sphincter.

Hey now! They are a non-partisan, respected news organization!

Hang On Voltaire: If this woman is discussing her sex dreams about Obama then she REALLY likes black people

She's a damned loon, producing the same old agitprop her kind always produces.

She will get her wish soon. Obama will be bending us all over as soon as that stimulus passes.

milesl: Have you ever been around anyone who works for the New York Times?
Their breathe stinks of Obama's a$$, from constantly licking Barack's sphincter.

Just like they licked Bush's up until it got too stinky for anyone to touch.

Apik0r0s nailed it above. The NYT is a sycophant to power, regardless of who wields it.

Semi-Sane: She will get her wish soon. Obama will be bending us all over as soon as that stimulus passes.

That was Limbaugh's fantasy.

RalphDClark: This is from the comments:

I'm a current ivy league student and have this nagging, back of my head, wouldn't share with anyone fear that (although I'm involved with a lot of community service and social justice issues) the next Obamas are running around our campus, and I'm not friends with them. With everything I have to do, this seems like a ridiculous, ungrateful thing to think about ... but I think about it.

That person is a troll, right?

I dunno... If I were in an Ivy League college, I'd make damn sure that I was networking with everyone who ever had a chance of becoming anything. Outside of specialized fields, one diploma is as good as another, but the kinds of connections you make at an Ivy League school are a good chunk of the reason they're so expensive and sought-after.

Hang On Voltaire: Wasn't there a reporter who said she would give Clinton a BJ (Pre Monica) just for keeping abortion legal?

/too lazy to Google

Nina Burleigh said exactly that. I think it was more of a tit-for-tat (ugh) than actual desire for him.

Lefty





Righty




/at least he is cool

I think that I can safely conclude that GarPDX is gay for Obama.
It's ok Gary, just go with it.
No body expects any different from you.
Gary's Gay hey it's ok.

"Dream" really means masturbatory fantasy.

A pattern for success for both political parties in the future?

1) Find a candidate that women will masturbate to. Lock up 52% of the vote.

2)?

3) profit

Occam's Chainsaw: Outside of specialized fields, one diploma is as good as another, but the kinds of connections you make at an Ivy League school are a good chunk of the reason they're so expensive and sought-after.


That is a very good assessment .

Has NewsBusters every exposed any legitimate liberal media bias?

/seriously, no trolling

I wish I was over-rated.

Phil Herup: Occam's Chainsaw: Outside of specialized fields, one diploma is as good as another, but the kinds of connections you make at an Ivy League school are a good chunk of the reason they're so expensive and sought-after.


That is a very good assessment .

I agree, actually. I suppose I just found the language in those several sentences that to be pretty self-righteous/congratulatory. Then again, maybe that results from some latent inner-jealousy.

Goetz: I think that I can safely conclude that GarPDX is gay for Obama.
It's ok Gary, just go with it.
No body expects any different from you.
Gary's Gay hey it's ok.

Well, he IS from Portland.

NTTAWWT

Mithiwithi: As a Democrat and enthusiastic Obama voter, I'm all for ensuring that the handful of Obama-worshippers as exist amongst the Democrats are thoroughly mocked. Hero-worship was stupid enough when it was the Bushbots kneeling before the Holy Codpiece, and it's not that much smarter just because this president isn't a total imbecile.

Just as long as we realize that Obama-worship isn't nearly as prevalent as some Republicans would have us believe - and as long as we realize that nearly all modern-day talking heads are hacks, whatever their leanings.

I, too, am an enthusiastic Obama voter and have been scandalized by the recent attempts of the GOP and the Right in general to cast Obama support as some sort of equivalent to Obama-worship.

Libs drool over Obama like Homer Simpson over a donut. I guess insignificant little nobodies have one of their own kind in office and it feels good to stand up to the more successful and stronger people after years of getting picked on at band practice by the football team. Enjoy your success while you can because the cream always rises to the top. Now squeeze into your 8 year old Pinto and drive to a "green" concert while listening to a Rosie O'Donnell comedy album. Because when you get back to your trailer and look into the mirror you have to know that you're a pathetic loser.

Pootums: Goetz: I think that I can safely conclude that GarPDX is gay for Obama.
It's ok Gary, just go with it.
No body expects any different from you.
Gary's Gay hey it's ok.

Well, he IS from Portland.

NTTAWWT

There isn't is there, He's locked in the closet I'm afraid, and his key just isn't big enough.

Hey Rjkline, I' a picked over insignificant little nobody!
I have a Dojo that's just the right size for a red neck coward like you. Any time, any where!
Just drop me a line, you pick the time and I'll pick the weapon.
Your choice as to first blood or other.
Semper Fi.

Goet­zkra­fa­rt­luco­m.

I'm absolutely serious about this.
Email me motherfarker, I'll make it happen.
I'll even bring a blade FOR YOU~!

Pop it R-man, I'm waiting.

Goetz: Hey Rjkline, I' a picked over insignificant little nobody!
I have a Dojo that's just the right size for a red neck coward like you. Any time, any where!
Just drop me a line, you pick the time and I'll pick the weapon.
Your choice as to first blood or other.
Semper Fi.

Goetzkrafartlucom.


Judging from your grammar and spelling I have no doubt that you rode the short bus to school. Looks like somebody got their feelings hurt. Relax and put some air into the wheels of your house and have your wife/sister trim the hair on your back. Now go back to watching your Karate Kid movie loser!

Sure jackass, pick up on the edit error.
I'm not going to engage you in your trailer park invectives.
I never spent any time in a trailer. I've spent most of my time in the middle east. If you can argue that my row V tent is a trailer, go for it.
My offer still stands chickenshiat.
Any Time, any where. Email in prior message pussy.
I'll even fly you here.

Fjornir: ...I, too, am an enthusiastic Obama voter and have been scandalized by the recent attempts of the GOP and the Right in general to cast Obama support as some sort of equivalent to Obama-worship.


+5 chicken vagina points