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(Rye and Battle Observer) Sappy Woman who lost her legs in 7/7 bombings due to give birth on anniversary of attack. Guess she couldn't keep her knees together   (ryeandbattleobserver.co.uk) divider line 52
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MasterThief [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 06:19:48 PM  
Great sappy story.

/*snert* "Crumpet"

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 07:29:22 PM  
7/7 is my birthday.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 07:35:32 PM  
what_now: 7/7 is my birthday.

And you still celebrate on that day?!?!?!?! You insensitive clod!

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 07:46:20 PM  
rcain: And you still celebrate on that day?!?!?!?! You insensitive clod!

Do you celebrate three days before? Shouldn't that be a day more upsetting to the British?

/celebrates for a whole week.
//loves her birthday

 
Asclepius [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 07:55:27 PM  
in 7/7 bombings

Wow lost legs in 100% of the bombings. Coulda stopped after 2.

 
flaEsq [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 08:01:07 PM  
Yeah forged results and lots of problems came about but it's not like he was showing any hostility towards religion or forcefarking postdocs.

 
flaEsq [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 08:02:10 PM  
...obviously a major malfunction

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 08:34:44 PM  
i139.photobucket.com

zOMG!!11!1!7!

/I'd give subby +1, but that would ruin it

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 08:53:05 PM  
Awesome work subby!

/window seat please

 
bcbebop [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 08:54:39 PM  
Yes...I laughed. Yes...I'm going to hell. No...not just for this.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 09:18:43 PM  
what_now: rcain: And you still celebrate on that day?!?!?!?! You insensitive clod!

Do you celebrate three days before? Shouldn't that be a day more upsetting to the British?

/celebrates for a whole week.
//loves her birthday


Lightweight, get stumbling drunk at all month.
Your problem in life is that you need to learn to love yourself more ;)

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 09:46:27 PM  
+1 ticket, aisle seat

 
swarms909 2009-02-07 09:51:48 PM  
I knew a legless woman once. She had the most amazing couple of...personalities.

/another welfare queen

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 10:42:34 PM  
In other news, her husband gets off by farking double amputees. Sick bastard...

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 01:07:48 AM  
abb3w: +1 ticket, aisle seat

Excuse me ... sir?

You are sitting in a previously reserved seat.

As a non-frequent flyer perhaps you are not aware of this ... and I do so hate to bring this to your attention ... However, you actually have to *ahem* do something for one of these seats.

I'm quite sorry, but I'll have to ask you to leave. Feel free to ask the ticketing agent for a coach seat, I think we have one available near the recreationa.... I err .. mean the loo.

/Just doing my job and all

 
nekulor [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 03:05:19 AM  
Epsilon: In other news, her husband gets off by farking double amputees. Sick bastard...
She can't run away?

 
Robopuppy Mistreatment 2009-02-08 03:08:12 AM  
Sounds like she was able to roll with the changes.

 
Nutcase [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 03:12:41 AM  
How will she teach the kid to walk, since she doesn't have a leg to stand on?

/Window seat, first class.
//I'll have the steak

 
Akom 2009-02-08 03:14:48 AM  
Hell... you're gonna burn in it.

 
breathe 2009-02-08 03:19:42 AM  
subby, you magnificent bastard.

+1

 
Duke_leto_Atredes 2009-02-08 03:23:20 AM  
nekulor: Epsilon: In other news, her husband gets off by farking double amputees. Sick bastard...
She can't run away?


you can get some really wild positions with no legs to get in the way, dont knock if you have not done it, like dwarf sex

 
blick [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 03:31:28 AM  
+1 subby
what do you call a legless woman upside doen in a pool?
fanny

 
Shyla 2009-02-08 03:33:24 AM  
She just made the old joke legit.
What do you call a a naked woman with no legs lying in the park? farked...

 
GungFu 2009-02-08 03:43:38 AM  
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk

Photo of Fark ridicule victim.

02/08/09.

Never forget.

 
scamp-dun-emer 2009-02-08 03:48:42 AM  
We're going to need a bench seat, subby.

Well done!

/I kneed

 
Royal Vodak 2009-02-08 03:57:56 AM  
A woman lost her legs in the 7/7 attacks on Britain? Many many more lost their lives?

Bomb-head-pedo-allah approves.

/Good to see her living her life, and giving more life. She's a beacon of light and the Anti allah.
//She rules.

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 04:01:54 AM  
Royal Vodak: She's a beacon of light and the Anti allah.
//She rules.


The "Anti allah"? Is her child the Anti-Christ basically? I mean, you know, since Allah and God and Yahweh are all the same deity 'an all.

 
skinink 2009-02-08 04:05:26 AM  

Is this one thread where it might be appropriate to complain about her sharp knees?


home.comcast.net


 
limboslam 2009-02-08 04:06:58 AM  
KatjaMouse: Royal Vodak: She's a beacon of light and the Anti allah.
//She rules.

The "Anti allah"? Is her child the Anti-Christ basically? I mean, you know, since Allah and God and Yahweh are all the same deity 'an all.


Sheesh. Okay, how about "anti-Jihadist nut-case version Allah"? Is that better?

 
ElLoco 2009-02-08 04:18:55 AM  
skinink: Is this one thread where it might be appropriate to complain about her sharp knees?

Brutal.

... and yes, it's completely appropriate.

 
JustTheTip 2009-02-08 04:22:52 AM  
You're going to hell, Subby.

/And me too, for laughing.

 
fapologist 2009-02-08 04:23:52 AM  
if you want her ankles behind her ears -- just put them there yourself.

/and grab a fresh beer since you're already up.

 
kinshane [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 04:39:13 AM  
www.kenmusgrave.com

Where subby is going.

/I'll be there will him.

 
eternalgreenknight 2009-02-08 04:52:02 AM  
That was a real knee slapper there, subby!

 
tatum 2009-02-08 04:58:50 AM  
Bad subby! Bad!

/rolled up newspaper
//headline reads 'tatum doomed to hell'

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-02-08 05:33:00 AM  
GungFu: Photo of Fark ridicule victim.

02/08/09.

Never forget.


Some guy loved her. looked past the fact she has no legs, impregnated her, and now she want's to sue everyone for insensitive internet comments from 15 yr olds.

Turn. Off. Your. Computer. Lady. Just delete the posts or don't look at them.

I feel sorry for her hubby. He took several in the ass for the team.

/would still nail my wife if she lost her legs (she can't kick me off), but having kids is out of the question. Let alone people biatching about me on the the intarwebs.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-02-08 05:37:51 AM  
OH SHIAT. I sure mashed that one with the whiny one about about 1700 internet posts and suing. My bad. May your child be a healthy one.

/can I get a kharma sponge here?

 
Kanemano 2009-02-08 05:41:07 AM  
Oh you glorious bastard, subby that was an excellent headline

 
wamphyrri 2009-02-08 05:45:17 AM  
Subby, that is horribly funny... I like it, +1

 
Commander Lysdexic 2009-02-08 07:30:33 AM  
"There must be something in the air." She said.
"Yes" I responded "Your legs."

 
stamped human bacon 2009-02-08 07:58:22 AM  
Bet she's a real spinner

 
Blues_Fan 2009-02-08 08:05:56 AM  
I laughed at the ad.

It wasn't this one, but close enough

content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net

/I am weak.

 
Blues_Fan 2009-02-08 08:38:34 AM  
Actually, it was that one.

How it got there, I have no idea.

 
therhinodep 2009-02-08 08:56:13 AM  
I heard she got a job, too.... At IHOP!

 
GoldDude 2009-02-08 09:03:02 AM  
"The 36-year-old lost both legs above the knee and learnt to walk again using prosthetic limbs"
Above the knee? How the hell does that work? I think if you lose your leg above the knee, you'd lose the part below too, unless you wanted to carry them around in a jar of formaldhyde.

 
MBooda 2009-02-08 09:14:18 AM  
Good on ya, subby, I'm stumped for a better headline.

 
MythDragon 2009-02-08 10:19:21 AM  
+1 subby

now I guess I'll hop on over to the next article. Don't want to come up short on my daily reading, or I won't have a leg to stand on.

 
Man Going His Own Way 2009-02-08 11:44:07 AM  
It has a purpose, after all.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2009-02-08 11:54:20 AM  
rcain: You are sitting in a previously reserved seat.

You misunderstand; I was giving subby +1 ticket.

 
DemonEater 2009-02-08 01:33:12 PM  
what_now: 7/7 is my birthday.

Mine too. And I'm British. It really takes all the fun out of getting older each year.

/Have a friend whose birthday is September 11.
//Made fun of her for not being able to celebrate it ever again
///Boy is there egg on my face now

 
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