This would be really disturbing if her kids were all boys.

Ok, I thought this was going to be about naked pictures of the kids, not making the kids take pictures of her naked.

This isn't a reason to take her kids away.

I misread that at first and thought she was taking photos of the kids to give out online. So I read the article and went, "Oh, that's not as bad," which is creepy in of itself.

I'm just gonna let this one rip...
When I was 17 I had a 30 something mother (not a MILF) offer me her 14yr old daughter if I'd let her give me a "massage"

I'm still creeped out by that to this day... in hindsight I feel a bit wrong for not calling the cops, but back then, I was usually carrying something and the cops were the last people I wanted around for any reason what so ever. That and the fact that I was banging so many girls that a portly single mom would offer to trade me her first born for a ride seemed like the actions of desperation, not child abuse. Being older and more wise, I know now that I probably wasn't the only one she gave that "special offer" to.

what_now: Ok, I thought this was going to be about naked pictures of the kids, not making the kids take pictures of her naked.

This isn't a reason to take her kids away.

I agree. Whole families go to nude beaches, nudist camps, etc.

But then, this story comes from around Elyria, Ohio.

rcain: I'm just gonna let this one rip...
When I was 17 I had a 30 something mother (not a MILF) offer me her 14yr old daughter if I'd let her give me a "massage"

I'm still creeped out by that to this day... in hindsight I feel a bit wrong for not calling the cops, but back then, I was usually carrying something and the cops were the last people I wanted around for any reason what so ever. That and the fact that I was banging so many girls that a portly single mom would offer to trade me her first born for a ride seemed like the actions of desperation, not child abuse. Being older and more wise, I know now that I probably wasn't the only one she gave that "special offer" to.

So did you take her up on it? The story's missing that one key plot element.

dbirchall: rcain: I'm just gonna let this one rip...
When I was 17 I had a 30 something mother (not a MILF) offer me her 14yr old daughter if I'd let her give me a "massage"

I'm still creeped out by that to this day... in hindsight I feel a bit wrong for not calling the cops, but back then, I was usually carrying something and the cops were the last people I wanted around for any reason what so ever. That and the fact that I was banging so many girls that a portly single mom would offer to trade me her first born for a ride seemed like the actions of desperation, not child abuse. Being older and more wise, I know now that I probably wasn't the only one she gave that "special offer" to.

So did you take her up on it? The story's missing that one key plot element.

I'm thinking he messaged the mom and let the 14 year old girl take pictures. Can we please stay on topic here?

rcain: but back then

Also, depending on your age, this wasn't an issue of daily concern like it is now. Just not something people thought of the way they do now.

AirForceVet: around Elyria, Ohio.

and if I'm not mistake Ohio is one of those states where urinating in public can get you on the sex offender registry. Sooo yeah they overreact a bit.

Exodus2001: dbirchall: rcain: I'm just gonna let this one rip...
When I was 17 I had a 30 something mother (not a MILF) offer me her 14yr old daughter if I'd let her give me a "massage"

I'm still creeped out by that to this day... in hindsight I feel a bit wrong for not calling the cops, but back then, I was usually carrying something and the cops were the last people I wanted around for any reason what so ever. That and the fact that I was banging so many girls that a portly single mom would offer to trade me her first born for a ride seemed like the actions of desperation, not child abuse. Being older and more wise, I know now that I probably wasn't the only one she gave that "special offer" to.

So did you take her up on it? The story's missing that one key plot element.

I'm thinking he messaged the mom and let the 14 year old girl take pictures. Can we please stay on topic here?

I'm thinking I'm your average farker and don't ready every article I comment on.
Can we please stick to reality here? :P

Fail submitter! The answer on Fark is always C.

This is not a reason to take her kids away.

I mean, it's not a good idea, and you shouldn't do it, but seriously, leave this woman alone.

dbirchall: rcain: I'm just gonna let this one rip...
When I was 17 I had a 30 something mother (not a MILF) offer me her 14yr old daughter if I'd let her give me a "massage"

I'm still creeped out by that to this day... in hindsight I feel a bit wrong for not calling the cops, but back then, I was usually carrying something and the cops were the last people I wanted around for any reason what so ever. That and the fact that I was banging so many girls that a portly single mom would offer to trade me her first born for a ride seemed like the actions of desperation, not child abuse. Being older and more wise, I know now that I probably wasn't the only one she gave that "special offer" to.

So did you take her up on it? The story's missing that one key plot element.

Fark no. The lady must have weighed 300lbs and the idea of her offering her daughter as a lure was more than kind of creepy. 100x more so, being a kid myself at the time... I was used to farking girls with complete discretion while her mom was baking pies or something. So this proposition was completely foreign and I had no interest in getting physical with the mom. And like I said, now, in my mid 30's I see that I should have called the cops... but even now, what could have been done? Some elaborate sting operation? Politely refusing was actually the best thing I could have done then or now... this sort of stuff is hard to prosecute until the bad things happen.

That article is useless without pictures.

rcain: I'm just gonna let this one rip...
When I was 17 I had a 30 something mother (not a MILF) offer me her 14yr old daughter if I'd let her give me a "massage"

I'm still creeped out by that to this day... in hindsight I feel a bit wrong for not calling the cops, but back then, I was usually carrying something and the cops were the last people I wanted around for any reason what so ever. That and the fact that I was banging so many girls that a portly single mom would offer to trade me her first born for a ride seemed like the actions of desperation, not child abuse. Being older and more wise, I know now that I probably wasn't the only one she gave that "special offer" to.

The biggest issue isn't a 30 year old going after a 17 year old, it's that you seem to imply that the mother "offering up her 14 year old" is okay.

I'm no lawyer, but I sort of doubt that she has committed any crime here. She's not abusing or endangering the kids. Besides, in many households nudity among parents/kids is acceptable. What she did is in bad taste, for sure, but probably not a criminal offense.

AirForceVet: This would be really disturbing if her kids were all boys.

Why? Because a boy's mind would be warped by seeing a naked adult woman?

muck4doo: Fail submitter! The answer on Fark is always C.

Ha :)
You're a nerd.

monkeydoodledandy: muck4doo: Fail submitter! The answer on Fark is always C.

Ha :)
You're a nerd.

Well, he's right, you know.

Doesn't she have one of those self-timing cameras? that's what I use to take my nude photos.

/Dog can't figure it out.

Aarontology: monkeydoodledandy: muck4doo: Fail submitter! The answer on Fark is always C.

Ha :)
You're a nerd.

Well, he's right, you know.

Eight year olds dude.

sloppy shoes: rcain: I'm just gonna let this one rip...
When I was 17 I had a 30 something mother (not a MILF) offer me her 14yr old daughter if I'd let her give me a "massage"

I'm still creeped out by that to this day... in hindsight I feel a bit wrong for not calling the cops, but back then, I was usually carrying something and the cops were the last people I wanted around for any reason what so ever. That and the fact that I was banging so many girls that a portly single mom would offer to trade me her first born for a ride seemed like the actions of desperation, not child abuse. Being older and more wise, I know now that I probably wasn't the only one she gave that "special offer" to.

The biggest issue isn't a 30 year old going after a 17 year old, it's that you seem to imply that the mother "offering up her 14 year old" is okay.

Uhhh ... what? No, seriously. WTF?
I don't know how the fark you got "offering up a 14yr old is ok" after my saying that 20 years after the fact this biatch's proposition still makers me cringe and I wish I could have done more, but honestly don't know what more I could have done even if I had called the cops.

Stuff it clueless-man and come back when you've passed 3rd grade reading comprehension.

/Then the grammar nazis can use you for an ass rape toy and you'll be too busy with more important things in life

Epsilon 2009-02-07 10:53:12 PM
AirForceVet: This would be really disturbing if her kids were all boys.

Why? Because a boy's mind would be warped by seeing a naked adult woman?

Man, the pervs are out in force tonight. I would be scarred for life if my mother wanted me to take nude photos of her.

use the timer for fark's sake

Hey Subby: pics of the mommy or it didn't happen

snow9999: Man, the pervs are out in force tonight. I would be scarred for life if my mother wanted me to take nude photos of her.

Really? You know, you crawled out of her flesh. You may even have spent months suckling her breasts. I think once you spend nine months inside someone's body, a little nudity isn't really a moral problem, is it?

Epsilon: AirForceVet: This would be really disturbing if her kids were all boys.

Why? Because a boy's mind would be warped by seeing a naked adult woman?

If it's your own mother, it might.

I read once that Oliver Stone used to take sneak peeks whilst his mommy was in the showers. Look at how he turned out.


/please send pics of your mother to gungf­uliam­gcom

cryinoutloud: Doesn't she have one of those self-timing cameras? that's what I use to take my nude photos.

/Dog can't figure it out.

Put some peanut butter on it.

/wait, what?

Mother being naked in front of her children = ok (like coming out of the bathroom or getting dressed)

Mom being naked in front of 12 year old = sick, but not really 'wrong'
Mother wants her kids to take nude photos of her = not cool.

fuzzwell: This is not a reason to take her kids away.

I mean, it's not a good idea, and you shouldn't do it, but seriously, leave this woman alone.

THE MOTHER IS ASKING. HER CHILDREN. TO SHOOT. HER. IN. THE. NUDE.

WTF is with some of you people?? damn im no prude but that all signs point to fukcing insane & i dont think that that is the sign of a stable provider

cuz you know, a camera with a timer function and a tripod is too much effort.

Sheesh.....

Losing faith in humanity, one Fark article at a time.

Mom?

/obligatory

ecaun2009-02-07 07:42:17 PM I'm just gonna let this one rip...When I was 17 I had a 30 something mother (not a MILF) offer me her 14yr old daughter if I'd let her give me a "massage"I'm still creeped out by that to this day... in hindsight I feel a bit wrong for not calling the cops, but back then, I was usually carrying something and the cops were the last people I wanted around for any reason what so ever. That and the fact that I was banging so many girls that a portly single mom would offer to trade me her first born for a ride seemed like the actions of desperation, not child abuse. Being older and more wise, I know now that I probably wasn't the only one she gave that "special offer" to

mommmmmmm!
Noooo!

Not again!!! *sob*

Dad?

/follow-up obligatory.

VeryRarely: cuz you know, a camera with a timer function and a tripod is too much effort.

Sheesh.....

Losing faith in humanity, one Fark article at a time.

HA HA HA, you had faith in humanity

Ok, I've seen my mom naked naked several times. But I think the last time was when I was 10. If I came to see her naked accidentally now that I'm in my thirties, I'd be embarrassed, but certainly not creeped out. There are some people that we've been conditioned to see as non-sexual people, no matter what set of undress you see them. That includes your parents, and kids under 10 yo (last one is more of a European Continental thing, I think)

what_now: Ok, I thought this was going to be about naked pictures of the kids, not making the kids take pictures of her naked.

This isn't a reason to take her kids away.

Yes it is......at least until she gets some mental health help. What the hell did your parents do to warp you so much?

padraig: Ok, I've seen my mom naked naked several times. But I think the last time was when I was 10. If I came to see her naked accidentally now that I'm in my thirties, I'd be embarrassed, but certainly not creeped out. There are some people that we've been conditioned to see as non-sexual people, no matter what set of undress you see them. That includes your parents, and kids under 10 yo (last one is more of a European Continental thing, I think)

Try walking in on your mom masturbating. *shudder*

/traumatized for life
//things will never be the same

i came here fir a boondocks mention and am leaving very dissapointed

because nudity is child abuse?

The most important question of all has yet to be answered.

Is she hot?

/we may never know

FunnyCake: Try walking in on your mom masturbating. *shudder*

Do continue.

Dude, she's 12.

I wasn't disturbed at all when I walked in on your mom masturbating.

/low hanging fruit

 FunnyCake2009
Try walking in on your mom masturbating.

*shudder*/

traumatized for life//things will never be the same

THAT'S IT!

You owe me a new cerebral cortex.

/the horror... the horror.

Lo, I am become death, destroyer of threads.

alexanderino: FunnyCake: Try walking in on your mom masturbating. *shudder*

Do continue.

How about NO.

fuzzwell: This is not a reason to take her kids away.

I mean, it's not a good idea, and you shouldn't do it, but seriously, leave this woman alone.

Yeah, are they arguing that the kids are somehow going to view their mother in a sexual fashion? Perhaps they're not aware that Freud has not been considered credible psychology for decades?

I mean, seriously. A lot of people bathe with their children, too (well, not when they're quite that old, but still). I fail to see how simple nudity is a big deal among direct family. Not like she was actually harassing them somehow.

This thread is useless without young photographers.

rcain: Stuff it clueless-man and come back when you've passed 3rd grade reading comprehension.

/Then the grammar nazis can use you for an ass rape toy and you'll be too busy with more important things in life

Let me help you with that.

Things to do today:
1) Post on the interwebs and then react with righteous indignation when somebody misunderstands or takes me out of context.

Check

/Sorry, couldn't help myself. :-)