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(UPI) Dumbass If you've just escaped from a holding cell in the county jail, you should probably find a better place to hide than the trunk of the judge's car   (upi.com) divider line 14
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Soupysales [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 05:24:54 PM  
www.brightlightsfilm.com

 
cmb53208 2009-02-07 05:27:14 PM  
Another fine product of the public school system

 
moothemagiccow 2009-02-07 05:33:36 PM  
No, please do

 
elkraf 2009-02-07 05:34:32 PM  
What a great idea! Give him an "A"

 
Theological Farker 2009-02-07 05:36:42 PM  
elkraf: What a great idea! Give him an "A"

Seriously, would you think to look in the trunk of the judges car in the secured parking lot?

 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 05:48:59 PM  
FTFA: "When I parked the car he would have kicked in the trunk lid or removed the back seat to get out," Maceroni said. "Now all of the newer cars have an emergency device in the trunk that you can push to open the trunk."

He's right. That's why you have to chloroform folks and put ducttape over their mouths before you stick 'em in the trunk.

 
Gunz_drawn 2009-02-07 05:53:42 PM  
The judges car is nicer than his.

 
CAK757 2009-02-07 06:03:56 PM  
would be useful to know if tat kid and the judge had a relationship, such as was that the judge who judged the kid?

 
eddie van heinous 2009-02-07 06:40:33 PM  
I think it was actually a decent idea - it was the execution that sucked. If that judge never got the notion that kid was there, he would have driven him out of the search area.

 
The Gunslinger Roland 2009-02-07 07:16:16 PM  
Damn, he got caught because he dropped a picture. It is actually a pretty good idea to hide in the trunk of the car. Unless....

images.eonline.com

i191.photobucket.com

 
j0ndas 2009-02-07 07:23:44 PM  
That's why you need a Trunk Monkey.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 09:44:14 PM  
I dunno...maybe he shouldn't have sneezed? Otherwise it was a good idea. No one would look for him there.

 
Frostbitpenguin 2009-02-08 02:34:08 PM  
Well, unless it's 11:30 and he discovered the judge's lunch in there, it seems like a pretty good spot to me.

 
WLPyromaniac 2009-02-08 08:37:44 PM  
Maybe it was planned and the judge was gonna sneak him over to Canada, stash him away and have him be his love slave.

/watches too much TV

 
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