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(Metro) Amusing One upside of fame is, if you got raging drunk you can Google yourself in the morning to see how you got home   (metro.co.uk) divider line 13
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Cybernetic 2009-02-07 06:17:02 PM  
The rest of us just have to hope that we did something outrageous/ridiculous/stupid/criminal enough to end up on Fark.

 
Mega Steve [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 06:17:29 PM  
She's the most adorable alcoholic I've ever seen.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 06:20:32 PM  
"I took a dump in your tuba?"

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-02-07 06:20:52 PM  
Mega Steve: She's the most adorable alcoholic I've ever seen.

Alcoholics go to meetings. Clearly she doesn't.

 
Cybernetic 2009-02-07 06:23:43 PM  
GonzoNihilist: Alcoholics go to meetings. Clearly she doesn't.

She's just a drunk.

 
Cyborg77 2009-02-07 06:37:20 PM  
Even better with Google Street View.

regmedia.co.uk

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 06:40:39 PM  
What the hell is it with these 20-somethings drinking and...oh, wait. What was I supposed to pretend shocked me?

 
BalugaJoe 2009-02-07 06:41:34 PM  
Is this article about Drew?

 
4NSpy 2009-02-07 06:53:36 PM  
I'd google her in the morning.

 
chitownmike 2009-02-07 07:19:10 PM  
I tried this the other day just to make sure I didn't end up in the police blotter

 
Contents of a Space Wasp's stomach 2009-02-07 09:34:40 PM  
A friend of mine I have known since middle school "came out" last year and he was too nervous to go to a "lifestyle" club by himslef so I went with him. Well he rented a room at a nearby hotel and after he got into the swing of things I left and went and passed out in the room. So drunk and I was tired of getting hit on.

Well, long story short, he made "friends" and they came back to the hotel room and he had to stop me from getting involuntarily "Googled". It was a close call, they thought I was one of them. I went home and left him to his new friends. Then, I became legend.

/Straight guys should not go to gay bars.
//if you do, LEAVE BEFORE MIDNIGHT! Just trust me. Something weird happens, like some weird signal only they can hear or see..

 
100 Watt Walrus 2009-02-08 12:56:29 AM  
HappyHarryHardOn: "I took a dump in your tuba?"

Damn that bit was funny. (new window)

 
GunshipPolitico 2009-02-08 04:15:25 PM  
That would be convenient. I still have no idea how I got into that rickshaw.

 
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