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(SFGate) Dumbass When breaking into vehicles, try not to leave behind anything that might help identify you. Like a sledgehammer with your name on it   (sfgate.com) divider line 21
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Julieahni [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 05:01:28 PM  
That's embarrassing. LOL.

 
superbovine [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 06:25:20 PM  
i.current.com

WFQ

 
Theological Farker 2009-02-07 07:23:22 PM  
In other news, what the hell do you do for a living that requires writing your name on your sledgehammer?

 
Miss Stein 2009-02-07 07:23:24 PM  
Awesome reference, superbovine.

/digs movie out of VHS cabinet

 
howdoibegin 2009-02-07 07:23:47 PM  
This wraps clear past stupidity to unknown circumstances.

 
magee624 2009-02-07 07:24:18 PM  
On it was written, "Jerry O'Grady O'Fail," police said.

 
Hatman013 2009-02-07 07:39:55 PM  
Wanted for questioning?

www.multinet.no

 
Dennis_Moore 2009-02-07 07:42:36 PM  
superbovine: WFQ

Totally win.

you saved me the trouble of finding a pic.


/"Chicken's Burnin'"

 
simian04 2009-02-07 07:43:09 PM  
Was it Otis?

/drta

 
Solty Dog 2009-02-07 07:46:05 PM  
Theological Farker: In other news, what the hell do you do for a living that requires writing your name on your sledgehammer?

www.talltalesandlegends.com

Perhaps it was a special hammer.

 
bibitte 2009-02-07 08:05:21 PM  
He's IRISH fer crissake. You want brains too?

 
lordphulish 2009-02-07 08:38:00 PM  
Norse god of thunder, he ain't

 
SfK 2009-02-07 09:11:01 PM  
i bet this guy was on the case

timstvshowcase.com

/this link is hot hot hot!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 09:25:20 PM  
Theological Farker: In other news, what the hell do you do for a living that requires writing your name on your sledgehammer?

Look, for the 10,000th time, he's a CRIMINAL. Criminals are STUPID. If he didn't have his name on the sledgehammer, he would get it mixed up with all those other sledgehammers lying around crime scenes that he frequents.

 
WeezinTheJuice [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 11:17:18 PM  
lol dumbass Thor at it again

media.comicvine.com

 
HoyaSaxa 2009-02-07 11:43:21 PM  
My dad's best friend - practically my uncle - branded his name into a sledgehammer at camp with a scolding firepoke...W.A.L.L.Y.....so I'm getting a kick etc., etc.

Prince Gallitzen State Park FTW.
Great Muskie fishing if you're in the area.

 
unicron702 2009-02-08 12:40:36 AM  
WeezinTheJuice: lol dumbass Thor at it again

Mjol-what? Lou, what's this say?

 
TehBoognish 2009-02-08 12:48:43 AM  
Theological Farker: In other news, what the hell do you do for a living that requires writing your name on your sledgehammer?

if you don't put you name on your tools, they will disappear. Sometimes they disappear anyway.

 
RidersOfLohan 2009-02-08 05:31:18 AM  
otis

 
Zing! 2009-02-08 03:41:17 PM  
HoyaSaxa: My dad's best friend - practically my uncle - branded his name into a sledgehammer at camp with a scolding firepoke...W.A.L.L.Y.....so I'm getting a kick etc., etc.



Scolding firepoke? What's your Mom got to do with it?

 
doobiebrother 2009-02-08 10:01:19 PM  
bollocks to you bibitte, unless he was drunk
at the time, then congrats on your racist profiling..
5 will get you 10 he's from san failsisco,
his problem is he went full retard...
should have used a leg of lamb, then cook and eat
the evidence,

/i have a cunning plan...

 
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