'Cause ya don't mess around... with God's America.

I am pleased to learn that a system is now in place to remove and redistribute the disposable income from anyone dumb enough to buy Toby Keith designer clothes.

I shudder to imagine what such people would otherwise be doing with their money.

Toby Keith - hmm. "Douchebag" doesn't seem to be appropriate - too city-fied. Dickwad, perhaps? Fukctard? Help me out, Fark community. What word applies?

Benevolent Misanthrope: What word applies?

"Ignerunt, an' proud of it". Okay, how do we distill that into one word?

HowlingFrog: Okay, how do we distill that into one word?

Cracker.

HowlingFrog: HowlingFrog: Okay, how do we distill that into one word?

Cracker.

Close, but still not there. Too common. Not evocative enough. I think hyphenated references may be required. Something on the order of "subliterate, simian, knuckle-dragging, gun-toting, cousin-fukcing, dog-selling, trailer-dwelling, terra-cotta-toothed imbecile"...

Benevolent Misanthrope: HowlingFrog: HowlingFrog: Okay, how do we distill that into one word?

Cracker.

Close, but still not there. Too common. Not evocative enough. I think hyphenated references may be required. Something on the order of "subliterate, simian, knuckle-dragging, gun-toting, cousin-fukcing, dog-selling, trailer-dwelling, terra-cotta-toothed imbecile"...

But how to condense that? Hrm, we may need to make a word up.
I propose dogpatch.

HowlingFrog: Benevolent Misanthrope: HowlingFrog: HowlingFrog: Okay, how do we distill that into one word?

Cracker.

Close, but still not there. Too common. Not evocative enough. I think hyphenated references may be required. Something on the order of "subliterate, simian, knuckle-dragging, gun-toting, cousin-fukcing, dog-selling, trailer-dwelling, terra-cotta-toothed imbecile"...

But how to condense that? Hrm, we may need to make a word up.
I propose dogpatch.

I propose Toby Keith.

My mind refuses to parse the text string "country-sexy." Survival instincts and all. I had to copy and paste it because typing it would mean parsing it.

It's about time.

I propose "mulletard"

Keith-Wear... seduce your hot cousin in style.

rotsky: It's about time.

rotsky with the research win

rotsky: It's about time.

that exact picture came to my mind as soon as i read the headline. good work

Benevolent Misanthrope: Toby Keith - hmm. "Douchebag" doesn't seem to be appropriate - too city-fied. Dickwad, perhaps? Fukctard? Help me out, Fark community. What word applies?

how about hicktard?

rotsky: It's about time.

Yick.

I don't get the country hair. For a genre so concerned with rootin' tootin' manly exploits, those male country singers sure do seem to spend a lot of time applying hair product and using a blow dryer.

Dallymo: rotsky: It's about time.

Yick.

I don't get the country hair. For a genre so concerned with rootin' tootin' manly exploits, those male country singers sure do seem to spend a lot of time applying hair product and using a blow dryer.

Like their cousin's, they got purty hair.

-1 for tag. Sorry.

gwanur: Benevolent Misanthrope: Toby Keith - hmm. "Douchebag" doesn't seem to be appropriate - too city-fied. Dickwad, perhaps? Fukctard? Help me out, Fark community. What word applies?

how about hicktard?

Hicktard. That's kinda catchy. Close to farktard, yet countrified.

worst use of cool tag. ever.
toby keith is an insufferable douchebag, as is anyone who dresses like him.

Come on all you haters...Toby Keith is an honorable, god fearin' American who would never, ever, ever hand over the country willingly to the terrists and..

Wait, he endorsed who for presidency? That Moslem terrist lovin' fella...

Well I'll be tared and feathered...

Sexy as a bowl of cold dog vomit.

Keith was the original Wentz.

Benevolent Misanthrope: too city-fied

Keith grew up in the suburbs. He's like country's Vanilla Ice.

so when calling someone a 'Wentz', you can also call them a 'toby' or a 'keith'?

im trying to explain this to my co-workers..
i saw him at the OU/texas game this year at 2 in the morning wandering the streets by himself, i thought i was seeing things.

Has lots of clothes that are preferred by the rodeo clown crowd