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(OC Register) Obvious "Jesus took a handful of loaves and two fish and fed 5,000 people. Barack wants to take a trillion pieces of pork and feed it to a handful of Democratic Party interest groups."   (ocregister.com) divider line 203
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thamike 2009-02-07 11:26:48 AM  
Mark Steyn is worthless.

 
FloydA [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 11:45:59 AM  
I love the smell of freeper whining in the morning.

Smells like... victory!

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 11:54:00 AM  
yup... and "conservatives" get NOTHING ! Know why ? Because you LOST ! Know why ? Because most of America HATES you !!

Go cry to your mommy.

 
Last One Left [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 11:55:53 AM  
He's trying way too hard to not look like a (secret) Muslim.

 
Being Famous Sucks [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-07 12:15:23 PM  
What an apt and completely appropriate comparison.
This man is clearly a level headed thinker from whom I would like read more.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 12:18:51 PM  
Starting a sentence with "Jesus did X" is the surest sign that what follows isn't worth listening to.

 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 12:27:45 PM  
FTFComments:

abdullah wrote:
ocodude your out of balance. Mark is absolutely correct in what he is saying. The black Irishman is so thin skinned and upsaet this recession will never end we are in for a catastrophy wha wha wha. what will obumma do when we get attacked AGAIN. Hide under his desK? Ask that we can talk this over? Wha wha wha he is more concerned with his tv appearances. He is jealous of hollywood and want to be like Will Smith. He should have been an actor and that is what he is good at, or an ACLU attorney that sues the US all the time. That's where his heart is, and we haven't even heard from Michele" Black power " Obumma. I wish she kept her green scarf on for the innauguration then the world could see she is ready for the fight for the black,red and green colors of her people.


Ay, caramba.

 
I_Love_Verdi [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-07 12:30:06 PM  
I'm kind of baffled: the guy is obviously smart and a good writer, but he fails to make any kind of point. So I'm not sure what to think about him.

 
Dufus [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 12:31:37 PM  
wants to take a trillion pieces of pork and feed it to a handful of Democratic Party SPECIAL interest groups.

Sounds just like any other politician, don't it?

 
jimmyhaha [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 12:44:28 PM  
You'd think the Republicans would have noticed we're in a recession. They had some big layoffs a few months ago.

 
mryoop789 [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 12:46:21 PM  
The best thing about articles like this is reading the comments. Because I like being disgusted and scared shiatless at the same time.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 01:13:34 PM  
Maybe the dumbest sentence ever uttered about politics.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 01:13:59 PM  
The difference is that Obama actually exists.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 01:16:01 PM  
And this is coming from a Republican, who proudly demands that we take from the poor to give to the rich.

 
Jeff [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 01:34:38 PM  
I could say something witty here...

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2009-02-07 01:37:17 PM  
ZOMG!! Hez de AntiChrist!

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 01:38:05 PM  
Appearing on "The Rush Limbaugh Show" last week,

That one sentence removes any semblance of creditability you have ever had.

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 01:43:43 PM  
baka-san: Appearing on "The Rush Limbaugh Show" last week,

That one sentence removes any semblance of creditability you have ever had.


same to you

 
Jmast7 [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 01:54:53 PM  
Except for fact that the Jesus/fish thing is just a myth

 
opiumpoopy 2009-02-07 01:55:51 PM  
If by "Democratic Party interest groups", he means "the population of the USA" - then he may be right.

/ Perhaps the GOP could become interested in the population of the USA, rather than just their fundie nutjob members. You know, to get their votes.

// Just a crazy idea.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 02:07:10 PM  
Razorwolf: That one sentence removes any semblance of creditability you have ever had.

same to you


1 out of 10

You are slacking.

 
DrRatchet [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 02:09:49 PM  
Jeff: I could say something witty here...

And I suppose they will, in time.



/I saw what you did there.

 
furiousxgeorge [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 02:24:57 PM  
mediamatters.org

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 02:36:17 PM  
GAT_00: And this is coming from a Republican, who proudly demands that we take from the poor to give to the rich.

What's really funny is how effective this is and how blind most people are to that.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 03:15:30 PM  
real shaman: What's really funny is how effective this is and how blind most people are to that.

*blinks* You honestly believe trickle down works, despite the two recessions it has caused? Wow, way to be blind to reality. Oh, and even Robin Hood thinks you're a dick.

 
beve [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 03:43:21 PM  
I can't believe he's comparing Obama to Jesus - that's blasphemy! May the Lord strike him down with lightning.

 
TheBigBadCrystallineEntity 2009-02-07 03:50:11 PM  
GAT_00: real shaman: What's really funny is how effective this is and how blind most people are to that.

*blinks* You honestly believe trickle down works, despite the two recessions it has caused? Wow, way to be blind to reality. Oh, and even Robin Hood thinks you're a dick.


Right, cause recessions are always someones fault and the economy is NOT cyclical. Not at all.

 
BiffWebster [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 03:50:19 PM  
Jesus was just a carpenter who started a cult along with a prostitute and 12 dudes. He didn't feed 5000 people anything except a bullshiat story.

 
ilambiquated 2009-02-07 03:50:34 PM  
The Republicans think Obama is the Messiah, but are waking up to the truth.

 
CrispFlows 2009-02-07 03:50:56 PM  
beve: I can't believe he's comparing Obama to Jesus - that's blasphemy! May the Lord strike him down with lightning.

mcgonnigle.files.wordpress.com

Trust me, he's trying to get ALOT of idiots claiming Obama as messiah.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 03:52:31 PM  
i200.photobucket.com

 
T-Servo 2009-02-07 03:52:32 PM  
beve: I can't believe he's comparing Obama to Jesus - that's blasphemy! May the Lord strike him down with lightning.

I agree, I'm sick of conservatives comparing Obama with the Messiah.

 
Ishidan [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 03:55:48 PM  
Know why Republicans need to reference an absolute, son-of-God miracle to make themselves look good?

Because it'll take a miracle to unfark their mess.

Too bad we don't have one, but then, Obama never ran on the platform of "Miracles".

And just think. SOMEBODY put five thousand starving people in one place for Jesus to feed with a miracle. Would it have been such a great story if Jesus had just gone 'Well what the hell do you want ME to do about it? These starving people were here when you brought me here, and you want ME to fix it? Then they'll be hungry again tomorrow, and the day after that, you want me to be feeding these five thousand every day forever? Gimme my bullwhip, I'm going to go beat some more bankers.'

And you know what the Bible doesn't tell you about that story? It doesn't tell you about the people representing the bakers and fishermen, who complained that Jesus devalued their product by creating some out of nothing.

/and TONY STARK made one in a CAVE! Out of a box of SCRAPS!

 
T-Servo 2009-02-07 03:57:03 PM  
i151.photobucket.com

"He is! He is the Messiah!"

"Now fark off!!"

 
Guntram Shatterhand 2009-02-07 04:00:45 PM  
Mordant: yup... and "conservatives" get NOTHING ! Know why ? Because you LOST ! Know why ? Because most of America HATES you !!

Go cry to your mommy.


kronicfeld: Starting a sentence with "Jesus did X" is the surest sign that what follows isn't worth listening to.

I think these need to be repeated. The Republicans control nothing now. They bought on yet another Depression. They are worthless and the only thing saying any different are media outlets owned by Republicans designed to spout talking points as fact.

Plus, squealing for Jesus when you get your ass handed to you on two separate occasions (and that result in electing the first African-American president after Bush's pandering to racist hick America) means that your party is over. Suffer, Republicans, suffer and die.

 
CaptMacMillian 2009-02-07 04:02:06 PM  
TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: GAT_00: real shaman: What's really funny is how effective this is and how blind most people are to that.

*blinks* You honestly believe trickle down works, despite the two recessions it has caused? Wow, way to be blind to reality. Oh, and even Robin Hood thinks you're a dick.

Right, cause recessions are always someones fault and the economy is NOT cyclical. Not at all.


Regardless of cycles Reagan's "trickle-down" economics have only succeeded in making the rich richer while keeping the poor poorer.

If paying more taxes for making more money discourages you from earning more, well you're probably an idiot.

 
Renowned transvestite sexologist 2009-02-07 04:02:18 PM  
That's an interesting way to describe Keynesian economics. Talk about framing the debate. If you don't like how the debate is going, change the subject. Typical GOP strategy. We are on to you now, it's not going to work anymore.

By the way, the economic theory that replaced Keynesian about 30 years ago is non-functional right now. Interest rates are at zero and it's not helping. This is why Obama is turning to an old theory at a time when the operating economic theory has failed to stop the recession in it's tracks.

I have absolutely no idea if stimulus package is going to help. What is happening is a real life science experiment. The two other times in history this has been tried in the industrialized world (the New Deal and Japan's lost decade), it was NEVER tried on a scale that took the theory at it's complete word. It was always tried by the same administration that also tried to be fiscally conservative, so they were always half hearted.

From what I understand, we will know approximately 18 months after the money has started being spent if one of two things happens: 1. Massive inflation making the recession significantly worse 2. We pull out of a major recession before it becomes a permanent resetting of the entire economy.

This is going to be great.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-02-07 04:02:59 PM  
Well, I guess if you're dumb enough to believe the first part of the headline, you're dumb enough to believe the second half.

 
Fart_Machine 2009-02-07 04:03:11 PM  
The OC Register Editorial section is funnier than their comics.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-02-07 04:03:55 PM  
www.ocregister.com
This guy should stick to making movies about pot smoking.

 
steelpeg [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 04:04:30 PM  
BiffWebster: Jesus was just a carpenter who started a cult along with a prostitute and 12 dudes. He didn't feed 5000 people anything except a bullshiat story.

And yet you, and millions of others, voted for Obama - who believes in this "invisible man in the sky". How funny that you idiots voted for a cult member!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 04:05:08 PM  
You mean pork like scientific research funding?

* NSF 100% cut ($1,402,000,000)
* NASA exploration 50% cut ($750,000,000)
* NOAA 34.94% cut ($427,000,000)
* NIST 37.91% cut ($218,000,000)
* DOE energy efficiency & renewable energy 38% cut ($1,000,000,000)
* DOE office of science 100% cut ($100,000,000)

Yeah, I'm going to post this in every thread until someone explains to me why science funding is pork.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-02-07 04:07:29 PM  
steelpeg: BiffWebster: Jesus was just a carpenter who started a cult along with a prostitute and 12 dudes. He didn't feed 5000 people anything except a bullshiat story.

And yet you, and millions of others, voted for Obama - who believes in this "invisible man in the sky". How funny that you idiots voted for a cult member!


Yet he believes even *more* in the Constitution and human self-governance. The faith is weak with that one.

 
FloydA [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 04:07:34 PM  
TheBigBadCrystallineEntity:

Right, cause recessions are always someones fault and the economy is NOT cyclical. Not at all.



You're kidding, right? About the economy being "cyclic" I mean.

Do you really think economic ups and downs are controlled by some sort of natural law like gravity? (Or are you proposing it's magic?)

Seriously? So the various state and federal policies are not what cause economic growth or stagnation?

Wow, that's truly weird.

 
Aracnix 2009-02-07 04:10:06 PM  
Does this mean the mouth-breathers don't think that Obama is Jesus anymore?

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 04:10:11 PM  
Mentat: You mean pork like scientific research funding?

* NSF 100% cut ($1,402,000,000)
* NASA exploration 50% cut ($750,000,000)
* NOAA 34.94% cut ($427,000,000)
* NIST 37.91% cut ($218,000,000)
* DOE energy efficiency & renewable energy 38% cut ($1,000,000,000)
* DOE office of science 100% cut ($100,000,000)

Yeah, I'm going to post this in every thread until someone explains to me why science funding is pork.


i2.photobucket.com

 
ramathorn83 2009-02-07 04:10:12 PM  
Jesus: called the Messiah, loved children

Obama: called the Messiah, allows $$$ to go to organizations who kill unborn children abroad and soon $$$ will allowed to kill US children (FOCA)


Jesus > Obama, always and forever

 
drew46n2 [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 04:11:28 PM  
ramathorn83: Jesus: called the Messiah, loved children

Obama: called the Messiah, allows $$$ to go to organizations who kill unborn children abroad and soon $$$ will allowed to kill US children (FOCA)


Jesus > Obama, always and forever



7/10

 
Selector 2009-02-07 04:11:58 PM  
ramathorn83: Jesus: called the Messiah, loved children

Obama: called the Messiah, allows $$$ to go to organizations who kill unborn children abroad and soon $$$ will allowed to kill US children (FOCA)


Jesus > Obama, always and forever


Appeal to emotion. Bzzzt.

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 04:12:13 PM  
ramathorn83: Jesus: called the Messiah, loved children

Obama: called the Messiah, allows $$$ to go to organizations who kill unborn children abroad and soon $$$ will allowed to kill US children (FOCA)


Jesus > Obama, always and forever


You know, technically those clinics are doing more to get souls into heaven then anything you've ever accomplished. What it has to do with the stimulus bill and this thread, I have no idea.

 
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