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(Des Moines Register) Weird Des Moines zoo has rare pink pigeon on display. Gay republicans have found their new mascot   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 41
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tortilla burger 2009-02-07 12:11:50 PM  
That looks like a dirty white, not pink

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 12:12:16 PM  
Really? I would have thought pink elephants were a no-brainer. Especially considering their suggestion that one is seeing illusions.

 
Wentzbag 2009-02-07 12:13:02 PM  
But they have a pink black person too?

Someone else knows that joke right?

 
mdbuff12 2009-02-07 12:18:54 PM  
He crapped on my car and it was full of glitter and sparklies.

/NTTAWWT

 
cdjaco 2009-02-07 12:19:25 PM  
/trying to figure out what Republicans have to do with it

 
jsmith1972 2009-02-07 12:22:36 PM  
AWESOME headline, subby! lmao

 
ckellingc 2009-02-07 12:31:43 PM  
I hate being colorblind

 
TruckSlut 2009-02-07 12:35:49 PM  
that's beige.. not pink...

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 12:38:34 PM  
tortilla burger: That looks like a dirty white, not pink

TruckSlut: that's beige.. not pink...

Ssseriousssthly.

 
Yauch 2009-02-07 12:40:40 PM  
Wait...is that a Dead Milkmen reference I smell?

 
Hampdenite 2009-02-07 12:41:29 PM  
Just what we need, more pigeon shiat.

i159.photobucket.com

 
cthu1hu 2009-02-07 12:55:56 PM  
Gay republicans

A redundancy?

 
dancar71 2009-02-07 01:03:48 PM  
This whole thread doesn't make sense. The whole thing is just gay.

 
heavymetal [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 01:05:39 PM  
Great headline subby!!!

 
Enemabag Jones 2009-02-07 01:09:40 PM  
Out of the closet Gay republicans have found their new mascot.

FTFY

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2009-02-07 01:10:18 PM  
theres no such thing as a gay republican

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-02-07 01:11:41 PM  
I bet his poop is just fabulous!!!!

 
Filth Paste 2009-02-07 01:17:23 PM  
Doesn't look very pink to me. Still a rat with wings.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-02-07 01:21:04 PM  
I thought they had the log cabin thing?

/strait Constitution party member.

 
gSe7eN 2009-02-07 01:48:04 PM  
gay republican? As in homosexual republican? Huh.

 
awalkingecho 2009-02-07 01:53:47 PM  
Robert1966: Really? I would have thought pink elephants were a no-brainer. Especially considering their suggestion that one is seeing illusions.

A little on the nose, don't you think?

/not obscure

 
nelbuts1 2009-02-07 02:25:53 PM  
Great a pink rat with wings.

 
Zerk_Fitting [TotalFark] 2009-02-07 02:30:09 PM  
Gay republicans???? Thats like 'dry water', or democrats claiming their against raising taxes.

 
chi_guy 2009-02-07 02:37:40 PM  
subby is a dumbocrap! F'n retard.

 
Kimet 2009-02-07 03:02:10 PM  
Remember, it's ok for democrats to be gay, it's not ok for republicans to be gay...

 
Obryn 2009-02-07 03:12:39 PM  
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: theres no such thing as a gay republican

They just have a wide stance.

/Allegedly

 
Bag of Hammers [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-07 03:33:54 PM  
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: there's no such thing as a gay republican

It's not gay if you vote against his right to marry after you fark him.

 
cthu1hu 2009-02-07 04:00:48 PM  
Kimet: Remember, it's ok for democrats to be gay, it's not ok for republicans to be gay...

It's okay to be democrat, gay and vote gay rights. It's not okay to be republican, gay and vote against gay rights.

 
red headed stranger 2009-02-07 04:05:19 PM  
Oldiron_79: I thought they had the log cabin thing?


www.spanalaskasales.com

Perfect for tossed salad.

 
andrethered1 2009-02-07 04:17:25 PM  
I didn't know Barney Frank was republican.

 
pooperator 2009-02-07 04:19:38 PM  
red headed stranger: Perfect for tossed salad.

Don't really wanna know how you know this, but ok ...

 
pooperator 2009-02-07 04:20:51 PM  
chi_guy: subby is a dumbocrap! F'n retard.

and yer a CWS fan.

Which does Fark have more of and which is worse?

 
LeChevalier 2009-02-07 04:26:24 PM  
Oh goodie, a pink pigeon! Fantastic! I don't care if it's pink, white or god**ned green; it needs to be eradicated. Oh, let's find it a mate so it can breed! Hey, let's not and say we did. Destroy it.

 
Hickory-smoked 2009-02-07 05:02:57 PM  
LeChevalier: Oh goodie, a pink pigeon! Fantastic! I don't care if it's pink, white or god**ned green; it needs to be eradicated. Oh, let's find it a mate so it can breed! Hey, let's not and say we did. Destroy it.

Historically, pigeons were among humanity's most valued companion animals, along with dogs and horses. Carrier pigeons played a vital role The Battle of Normandy, allowing the Allied troops to communicate without radio interception.

It's only been in the last few decades, as more people moved to the city and became fat and ignorant, that they became considered pests.

/The More You Know

 
Feldspar Q. Walrustitty 2009-02-07 05:55:48 PM  
Wentzbag: But they have a pink black person too?

Someone else knows that joke right?


I came here to see if anyone had posted that.

/leave satisfied
//first heard that joke from a small town newspaper editor

 
LeChevalier 2009-02-07 06:34:05 PM  
Hickory-smoked: Historically, pigeons were among humanity's most valued companion animals, along with dogs and horses. Carrier pigeons played a vital role The Battle of Normandy, allowing the Allied troops to communicate without radio interception.

It's only been in the last few decades, as more people moved to the city and became fat and ignorant, that they became considered pests.

/The More You Know


Yes, of course. I'm fat and ignorant because I lump garbage pigeons that s**t all over everything into the same class as trained carrier pigeons. While I'm at it, today's soldiers are weak and stupid because they don't know how to load a Springfield Model 1842 at least 4 times a minute.

/there's always a smarty-pants

 
Badgers 2009-02-07 11:07:12 PM  
i10.tinypic.com

 
taursir 2009-02-08 02:26:19 AM  
a.abcnews.com

I think I know how they're bringing the pigeons in for breeding...

 
Vern the Worm 2009-02-08 07:24:14 AM  
Loyd and Harry would like to make a toast to the rare bird.

 
Isildur 2009-02-09 02:06:58 AM  
LeChevalier: Yes, of course. I'm fat and ignorant because I lump garbage pigeons that s**t all over everything into the same class as trained carrier pigeons.

Uh... you did lump all pigeons together. When has a rare bird from an island off the coast of Africa crapped on you or property of yours? Pray tell; surely there must be an interesting story behind that.

/there's always a smarty-pants

And thankfully there's always someone like you making irrational statements for the amusement of all the "smartypants" people.

 
byzantinebobby 2009-02-09 12:18:16 PM  
Who you calling pink?

upload.wikimedia.org

 
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