Why you keep hitting yourself? Why you keep hitting yourself? Why you keep hitting yourself?

Jim Carey approves

I am Jack's raging bile duct

Tyler Durden approves.

"I'm kicking my ass!"

His story was too complex. He just needed to say "They were wearing masks and they beat the shiat out of me, they ran away." And leave it at that. If he asks more questions just be like "I don't remember, it all happened so fast"

/professional excusesmith

Cue the duck.

Princess st is not quite the place to claim a robbery, because you know..its the busiest street in Kingston and yea someone would have noticed...

/Lost his virginity on Princess st
//Also found a really good place on Princess to get the morning after pill the next day

Hey Butler, stop butling yourself

Came for the obvious low-hanging Jim Carey & Fight Club references.

Within 3 posts. Well done.

I see the Fight Club references are already well covered.

/Leaves quietly

I am Jack's -

Well, crap. You people are too fast.

- David Stein

Fight club done already, next thread.

now if we could get the Republicans to follow his example..............

I heard it was really this kid that did it:

http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/1/5/9/4/i/4/4/0/o/bcarvedintoface.jpg

Hot, but I must confess I own the website

Fixed, and I'm an idiot

"I'm kickin' my ass, DO YA MIND?!?"

"I'm so bad, I kick my own ass."

Creoena: Princess st is not quite the place to claim a robbery, because you know..its the busiest street in Kingston and yea someone would have noticed...

/Lost his virginity on Princess st
//Also found a really good place on Princess to get the morning after pill the next day

You...You know you can't get pregnant, right?

And I thought guys reserved that for something as important as an alibi for when they were cheating on their girl friends.

Zousand: Fixed, and I'm an idiot

Not nearly as much as her, don't worry.

/she should have carved /b/

Should've just worked on his meat.
Would've felt better and gotten something done.

Ebenator: Why you keep hitting yourself? Why you keep hitting yourself? Why you keep hitting yourself?
that's it. I'm tellin'.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

I came in here fully expecting the Fight Club references to be made before I got here, and left strangely disappointed that there are no Tarantino-movie trademark "trunk shot" movie stills.

So color me "meh".

Creoena: /Lost his virginity on Princess st

I haven't been farked like that since grade school.

Came for Fight Club references also.

/for some reason, I thought of my first greenlight with Tyler

Linux_Yes: now if we could get the Republicans to follow his example..............

That had nothing to do with you using Linux, nor was it smug. You're slipping.

No, no, NO! That works for the women, not the men! CRIPES!

Ah, I came for the Tyler Durden references.

Thank you.