you would be contemptuous too if you had to deal with Sarah Palin

Is contemptuous a synonym for aroused?

She seems like a nice lady, actually.

I don't know if I'd be contemptuous so much as amused... That dim-bulb is good for at least one good laugh a day, I'm sure.

/fungible.

The only good thing about Sarah Palin is Tina Fey making fun of her.

Cue the SwampthingInKorea Sarah Palin Wank-athon in 3... 2...

I've been holding the whole Palin clan in contempt since they took the national stage.

I'll be interested to see if Palin tries to pull any funny stuff on behalf of Levi's mother.

I am confident that the Republican ticket in 2012 will feature Sarah Palin as the Presidential candidate and Joe the Plumber as her running mate.

Pocket Ninja: I am confident that the Republican ticket in 2012 will feature Sarah Palin as the Presidential candidate and Joe the Plumber as her running mate.

Karl Rove wanted a permanent republican majority.

Sadly, with the republican party he's created, it may lead to a permanent democratic majority.

The Palin family today released a statement thanking the Alaska Senate for clearing Todd of all charges.

SilentStrider: Sadly, with the republican party he's created, it may lead to a permanent democratic majority.

Never underestimate the ability of the Democratic Party to blow a sure thing. Freud would have had a field day analyzing Reid and Pelosi.

I bet Sarah takes it up the dumper.

If only Congress had the balls to hold Rove et al. in contempt for ignoring subpoenas.

SilentStrider: Pocket Ninja: I am confident that the Republican ticket in 2012 will feature Sarah Palin as the Presidential candidate and Joe the Plumber as her running mate.

Karl Rove wanted a permanent republican majority.

Sadly, with the republican party he's created, it may lead to a permanent democratic majority.

Permanence assumes that either party won't fark it up for themselves once they are in office.

/Parties don't win elections, they lose them

"They didn't allow any opportunity to present actual evidence and facts. It appears to be pure political grandstanding,"

AND THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

The Senate said it would seek no punishment

"With this resolution, the Senate is making it clear that we are a coequal branch of state government."

French said the resolution was meant to strike a balance and, in so doing, represented the Senate at its best.

Some big balls that have up in Alaska.

Pocket Ninja: the Republican ticket in 2012 will feature Sarah Palin as the Presidential candidate

God I hope so. This will mean that Tina Fey will be employed for years.

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Craptastic: I bet Sarah takes it up the dumper.

Would you also care to speculate on the number of cigars bill can cram up hillarys........gack, cant finish that sentence, too much bile.

/thundercleese

crab66: /thundercleese

Just awesome, what a babe, anyone who has a problem with that is just a partisan asshat.Craptastic: I bet Sarah takes it up the dumper.

So then I take it you have a problem with women who like anal sex? Well aren't you a wet blanket.. I hope no woman ever asked you to do that, you'd have to tell her no.

Craptastic: I bet Sarah takes it up the dumper.

If only she did, she would't be machine gunning out kids and naming them hilariously ridiculous names.

Triaxis: crab66: /thundercleese

Just awesome, what a babe, anyone who has a problem with that is just a partisan asshat.Craptastic: I bet Sarah takes it up the dumper.

So then I take it you have a problem with women who like anal sex? Well aren't you a wet blanket.. I hope no woman ever asked you to do that, you'd have to tell her no.

You realize that photo is shopped, and that's not her body, right?

Triaxis: crab66: /thundercleese

Just awesome, what a babe, anyone who has a problem with that is just a partisan asshat.


Uh, you do realize that's a photoshop, right? Her head on another person's body.

Triaxis: So then I take it you have a problem with women who like anal sex?


I've had more than a few women tell me that guys who are into that are closet cases. I'm not making judgement calls but a man wanting to engage in that activity does seem...

keylock71: Triaxis: crab66: /thundercleese

Just awesome, what a babe, anyone who has a problem with that is just a partisan asshat.


Uh, you do realize that's a photoshop, right? Her head on another person's body.

LIES!

You would need some sort of massive room size computer and a team of MIT grads to alter Photographs.

Pixels never lie.

And they never surrender.

Mugato: I've had more than a few women tell me that guys who are into that are closet cases. I'm not making judgement calls but a man wanting to engage in that activity does seem...

HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, clearly finding a woman's butt attractive is gay because, after all, men have butts too! Just like when some guy says, "She is hot," and I'm like, "OH MAN, THAT IS SO GAY! SHE HAS A FACE! MEN ALSO HAVE FACES! LOLZZZZ!"

keylock71: Triaxis: crab66: /thundercleese

Just awesome, what a babe, anyone who has a problem with that is just a partisan asshat.


Uh, you do realize that's a photoshop, right? Her head on another person's body.



The Photoshopping aside, she could be (insert your #1 girl), what farking difference would that make? Is this how the Republican party views women? By how attractive they are and how psychotically right wing they are?

/rhetorical question

crab66: Pixels never lie.

And they never surrender.

And they never blink. If they do the terrorists and also to the liberal elitists in the hollywood and such as won't be helping real US Americans when they're stimulating the economy because also if you're giving tax cuts that are fungible you're creating growth also and know you not everybody can deal with a team of mavriks but they're the kind of people we need in the Iraqs and Africa to deal with genocides and also to with the economy.

Pocket Ninja: I am confident that the Republican ticket in 2012 will feature Sarah Palin as the Presidential candidate and Joe the Plumber as her running mate.

Good good, then they can select the cabinet using American Idol and Powerball.

imagine that! from Republicans no doubt. hummm......and another one would be Turd Blossom Karl Rove who was recently issued a subpoena by the House of Representatives.

all those republicans and so much crime left undone.

tonesskin: Yeah, clearly finding a woman's butt attractive is gay because, after all, men have butts too! Just like when some guy says, "She is hot," and I'm like, "OH MAN, THAT IS SO GAY! SHE HAS A FACE! MEN ALSO HAVE FACES! LOLZZZZ!

whoa, someones a little defensive, you know you can be gay nowadays its no biggie, just come out...

Headso: whoa, someones a little defensive, you know you can be gay nowadays its no biggie, just come out...

That wasn't defensive. It was a response to a hilarious comment--that men who like anal sex are closet gays. That is just farking stupid.

Who says I'm not out?

After reading the article in the WaPo, came here just to say:

This is bad news...for President Obama.

/ can't believe I'm the first...
// knew I could depend on FARK...

Mugato: Triaxis: So then I take it you have a problem with women who like anal sex?


I've had more than a few women tell me that guys who are into that are closet cases. I'm not making judgement calls but a man wanting to engage in that activity does seem...


So if a guy likes to slobber a girl's knockers he's a closet homo 'cause dudes have nipples too?

The women you know are morons.

Oh, and they're also CRAZY.

keylock71: Triaxis: crab66: /thundercleese

Just awesome, what a babe, anyone who has a problem with that is just a partisan asshat.


Uh, you do realize that's a photoshop, right? Her head on another person's body.

Clearly you have seen quite a few 'shops in your time.

Mugato: keylock71: Triaxis: crab66: /thundercleese

Just awesome, what a babe, anyone who has a problem with that is just a partisan asshat.


Uh, you do realize that's a photoshop, right? Her head on another person's body.



The Photoshopping aside, she could be (insert your #1 girl), what farking difference would that make? Is this how the Republican party views women? By how attractive they are and how psychotically right wing they are?

/rhetorical question

Isn't it odd that the first women the Republicans have nominated for vice pres was this bimbo? And they spent years lambasting Hillary. I don't like Hillary, but she's far more presidential than Palin could ever be.

tonesskin: Mugato: I've had more than a few women tell me that guys who are into that are closet cases. I'm not making judgement calls but a man wanting to engage in that activity does seem...

HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, clearly finding a woman's butt attractive is gay because, after all, men have butts too! Just like when some guy says, "She is hot," and I'm like, "OH MAN, THAT IS SO GAY! SHE HAS A FACE! MEN ALSO HAVE FACES! LOLZZZZ!"

I laughed out loud, thank you.

shower_in_my_socks: So if a guy likes to slobber a girl's knockers he's a closet homo 'cause dudes have nipples too?

That's just a little different.

Mugato: I've had more than a few women tell me that guys who are into that are closet cases. I'm not making judgement calls but a man wanting to engage in that activity does seem...

Uh. Establish a positive sexual identity ("I'm straight because...") and not a negative sexual identity ("I'm straight because I'M NOT GAY!!!")...

You'll be happier.

shower_in_my_socks: So if a guy likes to slobber a girl's knockers he's a closet homo 'cause dudes have nipples too?

Dude. You need to avoid the nipple when your playing with the titties or you will catch teh ghey! Why do you think they make pasties and nipple shields?!?

Geez, sorry butt nuts. Didn't mean to push so many buttons. Preferring ass to pussy is perfectly normal and straight.

Mugato: Didn't mean to push so many buttons.

I don't think you pushed any buttons, I think you just looked like an idiot.

/What can brown do for you? ;)

platkat: She seems like a nice lady, actually.

Someone hasn't been paying attention.

Craptastic: I bet Sarah takes it up the dumper.

Ya Think?

Mugato: Geez, sorry butt nuts. Didn't mean to push so many buttons. Preferring ass to pussy is perfectly normal and straight.

It's just an option. *shrug*

Better have the feds scoop him up before he hops on his snowmobile with his hunting rifle and a big knife and heads up to the mountains to help his Alaska Separatist buddies overthrow the government, Wolverine-style.
Call General Krautman - he's the only one Rambo will listen to!
Please lock this traitor to the USA up before he can enact his evil doomsday plan.
\Came for the Palin boot pic, did not leave disappointed
\\They're Condilicious!

And they never blink. If they do the terrorists and also to the liberal elitists in the hollywood and such as blaablaablaawon't be helping real US Ameriflibbittyflibbittyflibbitycans when they're stimulBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZating the economy because also if you're giving tax cuts that are fungiCRAACKble you're creating growth also and know you not everybody can deal with a team of mavriks but they're the kind of people we need in the Iraqs and Africa to deal with genocides and also to wut blibber with the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEconomy.

Damn you, Falcc!

I thought I'd finally gotten that aww gee whiz, shucky-darn and slop the chickens!!
*wink* one-watt-wit sound-bite quacking voice outta my head!!