The universe seems determined to make me not like lesbians. I will prevail, however.

So they're gangsta then too? They just transcend ALL the boundaries don't they.

Christian lesbian hip-hop is probably my favorite type of music.

Okay.

Yo Majesty @ Discogs...

Pics will require eye bleach, by the way. Borderline NSFW.

They've been on shiatkatapult, Compost Records, Fabric, Lex Records, etc.

Holy shiat. Fark actually struck reasonably close to my homefield territory, although I don't care for Christian lesbian gangsta rap.

If Burial Mix or False Tuned shows up, I'm screwed.

i saw yo majesty here in austin a few weeks ago. they were good. that is all.

So, being arrested for assault with a deadly weapon gives Christian rappers street cred?

Actual lyric: "yo poonanny better make that money".

Sounds very Christian to me. Though not what Christians profess to believe in.

They're Christian?

All I know is that they farking suck. My friend has a pic of one of them topless on stage. I bet more people vomited than at a SWANS show.

Lesbian Christian Rappers?

Is that like Salt'n'Pepa singing gospel?

Dialectic: Lesbian Christian Rappers?

Is that like Salt'n'Pepa singing gospel?

"Ah-Hee, Praise Him / Praise Him real good!"

Dialectic: Is that like Salt'n'Pepa singing gospel?

Let's talk about god, jesus. Let's talk about your and him.

/like Cartman says - just change all the babys to jesus.

lesbian christian rappers...Not enough fail in the world for this.

Lesbians are ok, rappers are ok, and the average christian is ok, but under no circumstances should the three be combined.

It's wrong, yo

farkinoffdsm: Lesbians are ok, rappers are ok, and the average christian is ok, but under no circumstances should the three be combined.

Thing is, they really are pretty awful. Just go watch them on YouTube. It's more than just a train wreck.

It's like an earthquake happened and the train fell in. That's the level of wreck it is.

One of their choruses actually is "fark that shiat" repeated ad nauseam.

saintwrathchild: Dialectic: Lesbian Christian Rappers?

Is that like Salt'n'Pepa singing gospel?

"Ah-Hee, Praise Him / Praise Him real good!"

They ain't no Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. They are 3 spices. Salt and Peppa are just 2, and they are common spices.

"Don't shoot until you see the whites.

Of their eyes?

Whose eyes?"

//wish I lived in a world where this reference wasn't obscure.

Dialectic: Lesbian Christian Rappers?

Is that like Salt'n'Pepa singing gospel?

One of them is born again now and refuses to do "Push it real good" and "You make me wanna shoop and how does your penis hang?" (actual quotes)

Meet Yo Majesty, the best lesbian Christian hip-hop duo you'll hear pretty much ever, even though one of them is in jail right now

Isn't that a prerequisite for hip hop?