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(Townhall) Followup Michelle Malkin slaps down Ashley Judd. They really should just settle this in a wading pool full of jello   (townhall.com) divider line 100
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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 01:41:10 PM  
Someone send Malin a copy of Never Cry Wolf. Assuming she can read.

"On the contrary, they are the true compassionate conservationists."

They may have some footing with the population control argument, but you cannot call this practice "compassionate."

/and I'm a former hunter

 
Isotope 2009-02-06 01:56:12 PM  
They really should just settle this in a wading pool full of jello

I couldn't agree more.

 
Son of That Guy [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 02:01:04 PM  
Scanned the headline and, for some reason, thought of the old, fat, bitter, clownish Judd in a wading pool filled with Jell-O.

 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 02:07:17 PM  
While I think Ashley has the advantage she'll has to watch out for the infamous retard strength that Malkin has.

 
Scrophulous Barking Duck 2009-02-06 02:56:17 PM  
I have nothing against hunting in general. It is a useful management tool. Since I am unfamiliar with the details of wolf hunting and management, I'll leave that to people who are better informed. That said, why attack Ashley Judd? She is an actress delivering a message for the Defender of Wildlife Action Fund. If you don't like the message, explain why. Don't just crap on the messenger.

 
gustakooka [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 03:10:24 PM  
Scrophulous Barking Duck: I have nothing against hunting in general. It is a useful management tool. Since I am unfamiliar with the details of wolf hunting and management, I'll leave that to people who are better informed. That said, why attack Ashley Judd? She is an actress delivering a message for the Defender of Wildlife Action Fund. If you don't like the message, explain why. Don't just crap on Then make out with the messenger.

FTFY

 
LyriCa1z [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 04:19:48 PM  
Scrophulous Barking Duck: I have nothing against hunting in general. It is a useful management tool. Since I am unfamiliar with the details of wolf hunting and management, I'll leave that to people who are better informed. That said, why attack Ashley Judd? She is an actress delivering a message for the Defender of Wildlife Action Fund. If you don't like the message, explain why. Don't just crap on the messenger.

She did explain why she didn't like it. The ad isn't being run where these policies affect the population. They are being run in battleground states as to damage Sarah Palin's political image and credibility. They don't really care about saving the wolves, they just want people to think that Sarah Palin is a baby wolf murderer. It's pure politics, and that is a grand reason for not liking this ad AND dumping on anyone associated with it, a la Judd.

 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 04:25:35 PM  
LyriCa1z: They are being run in battleground states as to damage Sarah Palin's political image and credibility.

More than, say, her Vice Presidential campaign? Is that even possible?

Seriously?

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2009-02-06 04:54:28 PM  
With Washington poised to shove a trillion-dollar "stimulus" pork pie down our throats, we need all the distractions we can get.

Funny thing is Michelle said the same thing last night in my bed.

/spending trillions in 2 failed wars still ok
//stimulus bad

 
icanhazstapler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-06 04:54:55 PM  
There's always room for Jell-o!

 
CynicalLA 2009-02-06 04:56:47 PM  
LyriCa1z: Scrophulous Barking Duck: I have nothing against hunting in general. It is a useful management tool. Since I am unfamiliar with the details of wolf hunting and management, I'll leave that to people who are better informed. That said, why attack Ashley Judd? She is an actress delivering a message for the Defender of Wildlife Action Fund. If you don't like the message, explain why. Don't just crap on the messenger.

She did explain why she didn't like it. The ad isn't being run where these policies affect the population. They are being run in battleground states as to damage Sarah Palin's political image and credibility. They don't really care about saving the wolves, they just want people to think that Sarah Palin is a baby wolf murderer. It's pure politics, and that is a grand reason for not liking this ad AND dumping on anyone associated with it, a la Judd.


That's great, more Palin bashing. The dumb whore deserves it.

 
kuhns_m 2009-02-06 04:57:10 PM  
How date Judd talk bad about our savior, Sarah Palin?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 04:57:47 PM  
DoWhatNowToWhat: Funny thing is Michelle said the same thing last night in my bed.

She said you provided award-winning comic relief?

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-02-06 04:58:11 PM  
She love you long time!

 
Apik0r0s 2009-02-06 04:58:17 PM  
LyriCa1z: The ad isn't being run where these policies affect the population. They are being run in battleground states as to damage Sarah Palin's political image and credibility. They don't really care about saving the wolves, they just want people to think that Sarah Palin is a baby wolf murderer. It's pure politics...


Welcome to the political landscape Atwater and Rove built.

Enjoy.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 05:00:01 PM  
LyriCa1z: They are being run in battleground states as to damage Sarah Palin's political image and credibility

You'd have more trouble damaging balsa wood with high explosives.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 05:00:28 PM  
I support the hunting of werewolves.

/Bagged my first one at Trader Vic's.
//His head is mounted over my fireplace....perfect hair and all.
///Ah-ooooooo!

 
ipsofacto 2009-02-06 05:00:57 PM  
kuhns_m: How date Judd talk bad about our savior, Sarah Palin?

How is babby formed?

 
USCLaw2010 2009-02-06 05:00:57 PM  
kuhns_m: How date Judd talk bad about our savior, Sarah Palin?

freudian slip?

 
zephyy 2009-02-06 05:01:41 PM  
yeah i'm not really seeing a problem damaging sarah palins political image and credibility, not like it's that hard anyway.

although i suppose it would be better for the democrats if palin was the nominee in 2012

 
LessO2 2009-02-06 05:01:54 PM  
Problem is, Wynonna would probably come and eat the jello before the first round.

 
Your Faith is Creepy [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 05:02:23 PM  
Son of That Guy: Scanned the headline and, for some reason, thought of the old, fat, bitter, clownish Judd in a wading pool filled with Jell-O.

You are one bizarre creature. But welcome to our planet anyway, I suppose.

i221.photobucket.com

/sign me up for the OFCB club

 
Brubold 2009-02-06 05:02:23 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: DoWhatNowToWhat: Funny thing is Michelle said the same thing last night in my bed.

She said you provided award-winning comic relief?


Oh snap!

 
StinkyFiddlewinks 2009-02-06 05:03:28 PM  
Back to the Camps with her.

 
Devil Slide Wolf 2009-02-06 05:03:45 PM  
I'd donkey punch Malkin with Judd watching

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 05:03:46 PM  
The_Sponge: I support the hunting of werewolves.

Only a silver bullet can kill me! (new window)

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 05:04:57 PM  
Michelle Malkin is not, and has never been attractive. Stop with this nonsense. Right now.

 
Ant 2009-02-06 05:07:13 PM  
Son of That Guy: Scanned the headline and, for some reason, thought of the old, fat, bitter, clownish Judd in a wading pool filled with Jell-O.

You're thinking of Wynnonnonnonnonnaa

 
Rann Xerox 2009-02-06 05:11:52 PM  
NuttierThanEver: While I think Ashley has the advantage she'll has to watch out for the infamous retard strength that Malkin has.

www.businessweek.com

"I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me. MMMMMMMMMM-HMMMMMMM!"

/Search the crazy biatch for a sling blade.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-02-06 05:12:56 PM  
Darconix: always so earnest in telling folks who actually do live amongst wild animals how to treat them.

They should do a better job so us city folk can stop living in fear of a coyote attack during our lunch break (new window).

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-02-06 05:14:03 PM  
Oh, and everyone, please stop pretending Michelle Malkin is hot.

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-02-06 05:14:19 PM  
I find it so odd the people of both side of the political spectrum have to need to defend there brethren regardless of if they agree with them or not. It's like "I don't particularly agree with what your doing, but I'll use this to get attention and biatch about the other side"

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 05:17:28 PM  
Car_Ramrod: Oh, and everyone, please stop pretending Michelle Malkin is hot.

Rush Limbaugh likes her because she brings out the little boy...

 
gotons 2009-02-06 05:18:42 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

I'd still hit it, but I sure in hell wouldn't fall asleep next to it afterwards..

 
Apik0r0s 2009-02-06 05:20:27 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-02-06 05:21:50 PM  
Manic_Repressive: Michelle Malkin is not, and has never been attractive. Stop with this nonsense. Right now.

A lot of dudes are into flat girls with no hips.

 
ParadigmLeftShift 2009-02-06 05:22:08 PM  
Michelle Malkin should marry Joe the Plumber and have lots and lots of babies.

Then we could put them on primetime television and point fingers and laugh.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 05:23:55 PM  
Rapmaster2000: Manic_Repressive: Michelle Malkin is not, and has never been attractive. Stop with this nonsense. Right now.

A lot of dudes are into flat girls with no hips.


Especially in Bangcok.

 
Sujer 2009-02-06 05:25:27 PM  
Darconix : "I always found it curious that folks who live in the middle of LA, where the closest wild animals are the human variety coming up from Tijuana, are always so earnest in telling folks who actually do live amongst wild animals how to treat them. This is silly. So shooting wolves from helicopters is somehow more humane, than say the wolves slashing their prey to death with their teeth?"

Fark Ashley Judd. She was more relevant when she was a fatass and no one listened to her."




Interesting, I could really care less about this subject, I have to be at the gym in around 8 minutes...

But, Ashley Judd was born in California, but was raised in Kentucky (from age 4 on), she may have had an encounter or two with a "wild animal" outside of the zoo....

As far as "So shooting wolves from helicopters is somehow more humane, than say the wolves slashing their prey to death with their teeth?" Lets do a little research, I can only find (and please correct me if I am wrong) ~46 confirmed wolf attacks since the 1900's. Again, please correct me if I am wrong.
And the Fat comment...im not sure if I am missing something, but the sister Wynonna Judd is the fat one (always has been, still is...) Who actually is republican.
Any way, off to the gym, in my 1983 Porsche 944....

 
IlGreven 2009-02-06 05:25:49 PM  
kuhns_m: How dare Judd talk bad about our savior, Sarah Palin?

I'm sorry, it just doesn't sound as good as those calling him the Obamessiah, because they've had more practice praying at the altars of Reagan and Nixon.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-02-06 05:26:19 PM  
ParadigmLeftShift: Michelle Malkin should marry Joe the Plumber and have lots and lots of babies.

Then we could put them on primetime television and point fingers and laugh.


I think we already have a show like that hosted by Jeff Foxworthy.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 05:26:44 PM  
Sujer: But, Ashley Judd was born in California, but was raised in Kentucky (from age 4 on), she may have had an encounter or two with a "wild animal" outside of the zoo....

I think you have to order that video from overseas.

 
HeadLever [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 05:40:41 PM  
Diogenes: They may have some footing with the population control argument, but you cannot call this practice "compassionate."

There is solid ground for culling the wolf population from a management perspecitive, but I agree that it is a stretch to label it compassionate. However, it is also a stretch to lable it as barbaric. Anyway, as someone mentioned earlier, the explosion of this issue has very little to do with wolves and more to do about scoring political points.

BTW, if anyone wants wolves, we here in Idaho are trying to give ours away (new window). Please let us know. We will try to set you up.

 
Rann Xerox 2009-02-06 05:42:07 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Sujer: But, Ashley Judd was born in California, but was raised in Kentucky (from age 4 on), she may have had an encounter or two with a "wild animal" outside of the zoo....

I think you have to order that video from overseas.


No, you dont.

..... WHAT!

 
Rug Doctor 2009-02-06 05:42:27 PM  
gotons: I'd still hit it, but I sure in hell wouldn't fall asleep next to it afterwards..

Good call. I bet she gets a little stabby.

 
Exodus2001 2009-02-06 05:50:12 PM  
Darconix: I always found it curious that folks who live in the middle of LA, where the closest wild animals are the human variety coming up from Tijuana, are always so earnest in telling folks who actually do live amongst wild animals how to treat them. This is silly. So shooting wolves from helicopters is somehow more humane, than say the wolves slashing their prey to death with their teeth?

Fark Ashley Judd. She was more relevant when she was a fatass and no one listened to her.


i83.photobucket.com

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 06:02:38 PM  
Exodus2001: Darconix: I always found it curious that folks who live in the middle of LA, where the closest wild animals are the human variety coming up from Tijuana, are always so earnest in telling folks who actually do live amongst wild animals how to treat them. This is silly. So shooting wolves from helicopters is somehow more humane, than say the wolves slashing their prey to death with their teeth?

Fark Ashley Judd. She was more relevant when she was a fatass and no one listened to her.


Please link to that thread.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 06:11:44 PM  
i208.photobucket.com

 
VonAether 2009-02-06 06:14:10 PM  
Because I assume an Ashley Judd thread will summon him...

wil, I've always wanted to know: what was it like kissing Ashley Judd?

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 06:22:19 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: The_Sponge: I support the hunting of werewolves.

Only a silver bullet can kill me! (new window)



LOL. That reminds me of how the Wolfman in "The Monster Squad" came back to life after being blown-up by a stick of dynamite.

 
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