By Chuck Klosterman interviewed Val Kilmer at his ranch. He is CRAZY awesome (new window)

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By Chuck Klosterman interviewed Val Kilmer at his ranch. He is CRAZY awesome (new window)

Wonder if he'll allocate bailout money towards the cause...

Governor Huckleberry?

He'd tell you his platform, but it is top secret.

JerseyTim: He'd tell you his platform, but it is top secret.

Behind closed doors

I'd vote for him. he'd be a real genius in office.

So he wants to be New Mexico's top gun?

Hope he can handle the heat of polital office.

Ponzholio: Hope he can handle the heat of polital office.

Or even political

'I really hate this planet'.

His past could haunt him. He's no saint.

The Saint for governor.

Sounds reasonable. You need someone who can keep his cool under pressure. In that regard, he's practically an Iceman.

Oh CHRIST...I hope he doesn't ask McCain to be his Lt. Governor.

So there won't be a real genius 2? G4 lied to me!

Perhaps he'll turn New Mexico into a real wonderland.

Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.

Does this mean no Real Genius 2?

Someone work Sargasso Sea into a pun, please.

/closest I can get: "Sore ass-o, see?"

It would give me great joy if he ran for office so I would have the distinct and profound pleasure of voting against that goddamn idiot.

Pie for breakfast every day? What the hell is he talking...

*Clicks link*

GOOD LORD! THEY SHOULD CALL HIM ICEBERG MAN!

I think that he sends a mixed message. On the one hand, he thinks mavericks are dangerous, but on the other he had admitted that he'll let one be his "wingman" any time. What does this say about his decision making abilities? He needs to be a decider.

Gay Perry for Governor!

/come on Val...just one more Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang before you throw it all away.

If this were the ticket... sorry, I'll be in my bunk.


/Link as hot as Joanne Whalley

The man used to be so hot.

Dirty:


Clean:


Madmartigan:


Doc Holliday:


And at his very hottest, looking like Jim Morrison:



/all so very very hot.

Fabric_Man: Pie for breakfast every day? What the hell is he talking...

*Clicks link*

GOOD LORD! THEY SHOULD CALL HIM ICEBERG MAN!

Next role: Marlon Brando:The Final Years

Will he allow skeet surfing in the Sargasso Sea?

That article is one of my most favorite pieces of journalism ever written. I love that silly article.

I like you, Clarence. Always have. Always will.

Paging TMLO to the movie pun thread, TMLO to the movie pun thread please.

i'm you're Huckleberry

Lumi: The man used to be so hot.

Dirty:


Clean:


Madmartigan:


Doc Holliday:


And at his very hottest, looking like Jim Morrison:



/all so very very hot.

He still is, see example below:

He'll run a spartan campaign.

Yay! Cakes and pies for everyone

/I actually like the guy as an actor
//but damn

Fat or not Val Kilmer rocks.

fritopendejo: Lumi: The man used to be so hot.

He still is, see example below:

I hate you.

I just realized. He's going Brando on us. :(

I bet he saves his toenail clippings, too.

BalugaJoe: I'd vote for him. he'd be a real genius in office.

But can he hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis?

T-Servo: as hot as Joanne Whalley

Damnit, I just realized they were married and now divorced. NM doesn't need that sort of true romance.

fark pie for breakfast, he should run as a member of the All-Day Breakfast Party (new window)

DarnoKonrad: IceMan
*
Maverick
2010

Doesn't New Mexico have enough problems already?

Lumi: fritopendejo: Lumi: The man used to be so hot.

He still is, see example below:

I hate you.

I just realized. He's going Brando on us. :(

I bet he saves his toenail clippings, too.

He lives here in NM (part-time, at least), so we get some awesome news coverage of him, especially since he expressed interest in political office. It still amazes me how much he has and continues to...well, go Brando.

His record in NM politics is long and distiguished, like Gary Johnson's.

I'm not sure if I can trust this writer.

Sounds like a Conspiracy.

As such, I'm not sure if has a leg to stand on.

/no really, Kilmer was in a movie called 'Conspiracy', and his character had lost a leg. - this comment is totally valid in this thread, and exceedingly clever.

770 KKOB radio is currently running spots mocking the idea, and every caller thinks its a big embarrassing joke. I can't wait till Kilmer is serious and then the right-wing of New Mexico will fall over itself supporting him just to do anything anti-Diane Denish.

I have no clever movie references, only wankable pics of the man that was.

Yay! More celebrities using name recognition to achieve political office!

You Kilmer Headz need to peep this one.