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(Fox News) Obvious Back Street Boy Nick Carter says booze and drugs almost killed him. Better luck next time, booze and drugs   (foxnews.com) divider line 55
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eyehate [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 02:08:16 AM  
Sure, it's subjective, but this was the first headline to make me laugh in a long time.

Good play, subby.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 02:27:24 AM  
Subby is more win than a barrel full of Monkeys.

tbn1.google.com

 
Roook [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 02:37:58 AM  
aaahahahha that made me laugh. thanks.

 
RobertBruce [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 02:50:22 AM  
that's horrible! +1

 
paulseta [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 03:35:06 AM  
So close! Oh well, maybe his immense, towering talent will show us all that we have underestimated this humble, wonderful manchild.

 
the_be_sharps [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 04:32:58 AM  
paulseta: manchild

I'm not going to lie, I sortof felt dirty reading that word in this context.

+1 Submitter!

 
Mustakrakish 2009-02-06 05:13:45 AM  
subby, you are a magnificent bastard.
A+ HEADLINE, WOULD READ AGAIN

 
moist 2009-02-06 05:16:54 AM  
laughing. out. loud.

 
bhcompy 2009-02-06 05:27:40 AM  
Headline is full of lulz, as the kids say these days

 
yarnothuntin 2009-02-06 05:44:38 AM  
I swear by the moon and the stars in the skies that's the funniest headline I've read in a while.

 
Anarchangel 2009-02-06 05:45:22 AM  
Positively awesome.

 
Wild Eyed and Wicked 2009-02-06 05:47:10 AM  
This may be a redundant question - but is he the gay one???

Just wondering - oh, and the headline was great!

 
Robo Beat 2009-02-06 05:55:36 AM  
Early HotY candidate? I think so. Well played.

 
182 2009-02-06 06:10:34 AM  
AIDS will beat 'em to the punch.

 
Ghoulthulhu 2009-02-06 06:24:44 AM  
Too bad he didnt keel over and die. I for one wishes he was one of the ones.

 
SteelCityKid 2009-02-06 06:48:03 AM  
I have eggos all over myself now.

 
Broken Logic [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 07:11:40 AM  
tequiero.nimnim.net

Drugs... and alcohol... have ruined my life.

 
Peanut_the_Destroyer 2009-02-06 07:21:02 AM  
Subby owes me a new laptop.

 
milowitz 2009-02-06 07:54:47 AM  
Good one Sub! Now to read the article....nah.

 
caperbear 2009-02-06 08:13:25 AM  
Wild Eyed and Wicked: This may be a redundant question - but is he the gay one???

Just wondering - oh, and the headline was great!


Wait. Which Backstreet Boy is gay?

Not saying that it's A.J.

\regardless, deserves unpleasant things to happen to him because of the House of Carters.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 08:35:55 AM  
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 08:44:20 AM  
Snarf

 
maq0r 2009-02-06 08:52:41 AM  
Wild Eyed and Wicked: This may be a redundant question - but is he the gay one???

Just wondering - oh, and the headline was great!


Aren't them all gay?

 
rfoust 2009-02-06 08:53:24 AM  
Damn Subby, that was funny.

 
ryan_coke 2009-02-06 09:09:42 AM  
eyehate: Sure, it's subjective, but this was the first headline to make me laugh in a long time.

Good play, subby.


Diddo, made me LOL....or at least chuckle-OL.

 
jddixon 2009-02-06 09:16:16 AM  
+1 Subby, nicely played sir.

 
mofomisfit 2009-02-06 09:33:15 AM  
caperbear
Wild Eyed and Wicked: This may be a redundant question - but is he the gay one???

Just wondering - oh, and the headline was great!

Wait. Which Backstreet Boy is gay?

Not saying that it's A.J.

\regardless, deserves unpleasant things to happen to him because of the House of Carters.


I think it's Lance Bass, I had a gay friend in college who looked like him and I believe I remember thinking "what a coincidence!" when he came out.

 
JerkyMeat 2009-02-06 09:48:15 AM  
Funny subby. Good job.

 
Dupa [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 10:08:04 AM  
+1 Subby, who cares if there is a story attached.

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 10:24:14 AM  
I love it when my day starts with a laugh

 
newaddict [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 10:36:52 AM  
February total fark dues= paid
Subby's headline= customer satisfaction

/Mods: headline of da year nomination from me.

 
New Age Redneck 2009-02-06 10:50:43 AM  
www.greencheeseparty.com

approves

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-02-06 11:16:09 AM  
That's another dream of mine you didn't help me achieve, booze and drugs. For shame.

/Don't worry, I haven't given up on us. I'm sure you'll come through one of these days and make me a rockstar.

 
maq0r 2009-02-06 11:16:53 AM  
I think it's Lance Bass, I had a gay friend in college who looked like him and I believe I remember thinking "what a coincidence!" when he came out.

Lance Bass is from N'SYNC.

I had a girlfriend 10 years ago (when I was 15) who loved them so much, you get to pick up that.

/and by girlfriend... I uhm seriously mean girlfriend
//srsly
///okokok

 
Kuta 2009-02-06 11:19:49 AM  
Booze and drugs failed to kill boy band star?

You're doing it wrong.

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-02-06 11:31:31 AM  
Envy is a really poor quality to covet.

 
mofomisfit 2009-02-06 11:38:04 AM  
maq0r
I think it's Lance Bass, I had a gay friend in college who looked like him and I believe I remember thinking "what a coincidence!" when he came out.

Lance Bass is from N'SYNC.

I had a girlfriend 10 years ago (when I was 15) who loved them so much, you get to pick up that.

/and by girlfriend... I uhm seriously mean girlfriend
//srsly
///okokok


Haha, I like how we have to justify even knowing who that guy is in the first place.

 
AspectRatio 2009-02-06 11:48:36 AM  
paulseta: So close! Oh well, maybe his immense, towering talent will show us all that we have underestimated this humble, wonderful manchild.

GIS for "manchild":
www.sfcanada.ca

 
RantCasey 2009-02-06 12:18:31 PM  
BAAZING!

/well played

 
LewDux 2009-02-06 12:27:39 PM  
AspectRatio: GIS for "manchild":

YTS for "manchild"

 
litespeed74 2009-02-06 12:35:02 PM  
Headline makes me smile, laugh then smile again.

 
Onkel Buck 2009-02-06 12:46:56 PM  
LewDux: AspectRatio: GIS for "manchild":

YTS for "manchild"


I watched Buffalo Stance instead "Gigolo, gigolo...."

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2009-02-06 01:28:29 PM  
This headline gets funnier every time I look at it.

 
devilskware 2009-02-06 01:29:32 PM  
SO was it the coke that messed him up or the booze? I laid off the blow years ago but I still tear through a sixer almost every night. Fellow drunken farkers, am I gonna be all right??

/granted it's Busch beer
//more like seltzer water really

 
bkbaroo 2009-02-06 01:30:29 PM  
clever subby: + eleventy11!!11

 
Trey Le Parc 2009-02-06 01:59:31 PM  
Excellent, subby.

 
Handsome B. Wonderful 2009-02-06 02:21:07 PM  
This is quite possibly the best headline I've read in years.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-02-06 02:39:39 PM  
+1

*Applause*

 
Squibbs 2009-02-06 04:03:44 PM  
all he ever wanted,
all he ever needed,
was some beers - and - crack.

/that is all.

 
yayamon 2009-02-06 04:12:49 PM  
Yes subby, you win

 
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