I bet the man goes to the spa at least three times a week.

He's rich, vain, and in a high-stress environment.

Bored Horde: He's rich, vain, and in a high-stress environment.

Who knew being a no talent ass clown would be high stress?

Well when I think of him I think retarded assclown. So why not.

I really hope there is a cream for my penis

Nothing says gangsta' like facial scrubs, skin lotion, and scented soap. Keepin' it realz g?

What's really happening here...some multi-million dollar corp found what price 50 cent would sell out at. I bet he smells like the rest of the ghetto trash.

aszure: Nothing says gangsta' like facial scrubs, skin lotion, and scented soap. Keepin' it realz g?

What's really happening here...some multi-million dollar corp found what price 50 cent would sell out at. I bet he smells like the rest of the ghetto trash.

cocoa butter?

He's taken more shots to the face than Jenna Jameson

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I do think of pandering when I think of 50 Cent

aszure: Nothing says gangsta' like facial scrubs, skin lotion, and scented soap. Keepin' it realz g?

What's really happening here...some multi-million dollar corp found what price 50 cent would sell out at. I bet he smells like the rest of the ghetto trash.

I'm thinking 50 drops the soap intentionally.

He's in the top 10 of my "Why the fark is this guy so popular" list.

Somewhere, Vanilla Ice is absolutely screaming his head off about how this is okay from rapper but all he did wasn't.

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Okay, that was hilarious.

I think I'm going to have to actually check out Boondocks.

Ashy Larry approves!

Wrong_Intentions: Somewhere, Vanilla Ice is absolutely screaming his head off about how this is okay from rapper but all he did wasn't.

QUE?

GAY.
Gaylord.
Lord of the Gays.