Translation:

If the kids are around a lot, maybe she'll stay clean and sober, make some money, and pay me more alimony to boink hot volleyball players.

Ahh, so K-Fed will be working so can take less in alimony AND the kids are around more often. That Brit can be sorta crafty when she's sober.

Man Baby I sure did miss them coat tails!!

Let me ride them a bit longer before you go nuts again...

Here comes the trainwreck V2!!! I am going popcorn shopping in the morning. Might even skip work so I can hoard supplies, sire you laugh now but soon you will see how wise I truly am!

It doesn't say that they will be playing together, just touring in the same areas. So the fun will be when he outsells her in some areas.

the only thing sleazier than cletus is his lawyers

I would've preferred the All-American Rejects. (new window)

/not that I would ever consider seeing a Britney Spears concert.
//seriously.
///stop looking at me like that...

where's the ironic tag when you need it?

well the clowns ARE traditionally the opening act of any circus.

lovelylady: well the clowns ARE traditionally the opening act of any circus.

God, I couldn't care less about Spears or her ex.

/Kev's tour bus?

I don't like either of these people, but there's something awesome about making your ex be your opening act.

Dance, puppet! Dance, for your money!

See, kids, Daddy is a tool.

I'm just wondering how far into the tour it'll be till we find out she's preggo with another of K-Fed's meal tick... I mean kids.

Looking at the pics in the article of her switching on holiday lights made me laugh. I kept imagining her flipping the switch then giggling like a 3 year old saying "OOOH SHINY!"...

If she could get Justin Timberlake back, THAT would be impressive.

If you need a dolla, holla, 'cos he's got a whole stack...

Why the bloody f*** are these walking dingleberries famous?

No talents hacks.

What's depressing to me is the fact that they will probably make a pile of money while a lot of really talented musicians will probably not make diddly squat. But I guess it's not their fault that a bunch of idiots will pay to see them. I suppose that as long as people will pay, they will play and laugh all the way to the bank. Still it is nice that the kids will get to see dad a lot.

Question: How is that douche still getting a date? The guy has 4 kids with 2 different women and is known worldwide for being trailer trash. What could possibly be attractive about him?

Peanut_the_Destroyer: Question: How is that douche still getting a date? The guy has 4 kids with 2 different women and is known worldwide for being trailer trash. What could possibly be attractive about him?

That part.

That's attractive to females.