WooHoo!

Woo-hoo indeed! Tampa Bay leads!

You'd think that in a country with more than 500 million men there would be more than 'nearly 300' that are over 6 feet tall.

In India, the tall are made fun of of their intelligence questioned.

In America, they play basketball and get laid.

Of course, depends on your def. of "tall." I'd be in their tall-men's club (at six feet tall, flat) but I was one of the shortest guys in my high school.

um, who?

ergh. "of" should be "and" of course.

this is what happens when you try to drink, watch football, and fark at the same time

bucs intercept!!!

Not only are there only 300, but at least one of them works at my office.

hehe... 34-3 for the Bucs now...

Go Bucs!

this is definately the bucs games.

www.somethingawful.com

May all irrelevant Super Bowl posters die a horrible death at the hands (?) of Cuthulu.

I get on the net to avoid that bullshiat.

Ahhhh....dry up!

Avoiding the super bowl on super bowl sunday requires a cave, a sleeping mask and cotton balls to fill one's ears.

14 posts, 9 of which are Super Bowl BS.

I am secure in my sexuality and I am not an alcoholic. Why would I care about the Super Bowl?

I am secure in my sexuality and I am not an alcoholic.

Looks like you got some "banging my balls on the table" issues a-plenty though. Whassamatta, Tall Mens club turned you down?

You people need to get a life. The super bowl sucks. fark would be better if I could say farkING HELL to everyone that posts.

Perhaps if there were a post for all super bowl comments we'd be hearing a lot less from the whiny crybabies in this section.

Why does football always conjure talk of homoeroticism? I've never heard a gay man talk about football. I've heard plenty of self-proclaimed heterosexual men talk about how they dislike the fame and fortune tied up in football and hence decry it as "homoerotic" (or similar). Make of that whatever you want.

/wishes he had bet on the Bucs

/bet on the bucs

Come on...you really thought the raiders would BLOW OUT? I mean, I *thought* it'd be a close game...but you would have to be retarded to go with other farkers and think that the raiders would be 20+ at the end of the game.

/bet on the bucs

Perhaps if the farktards who flooded this talkback could stick to the farking topic at hand, we wouldn't have a flamewar brewing.

Sorry, I'm just sick of large groups of idiots ignoring the rules of basic nettiquette, and thinking it's justified because there's a lot of them.

Occasional mention of the score, WooHoo for your team=who cares?

Making 2/3 of a TB irrelevant BS=infuriating. Get a life.

This just in! Raiders score. No one cares.

Well, this Super Bowl is already over. At half time it was basically over, and now the final nail has been driven in.

Tall women scare me.

Damn, the Raiders scored again.

The_Pole_Of_Justice -- evidently you have nothing to say on the subject matter yourself, may I suggest you zip it.

How about stop replying to every post and crying about how they're not on topic.

Holy crap we have a game again!!!

Please follow proper netiquette Immediatebreathcontrol. If you need a quick refresher, contact The_Pole_Of_Too_Much_Time_On_His_Hands. We all know that Fark demands exact adherence to netiquette.

Fark has its own style of netiquette.

Farkiquette? Sounds clunky. Suggestions?

01-26-03 09:04:23 PM Yeahright
Indians. 6' is abnormal for an indian. Are those the ones living near the cracked nuclear power plants?

No, that would be the Japanese living near 2 cracked cities, you $%##$

MacLochlainn

Farkistani

Farkistanish

Y'know, I actually did have something to say on this, but the immediate overflow of meatheadedness on the board blew it from my mind.

Let's try that again: marriage service? Is height that much of a novelty that they're encouraging breeding with one another?

You may now continue informing the world that the "bucs" should, in all probablilty, "go."

Back on topic (sorta)... perhaps they invited women into the group to avoid their group being labelled "gay". I'm surprised there's no headlines calling Augusta "gay" because it's all male members.

RussionRouletteWithACapgun

Farkistaniquette?

thats sounds almost as annoying as "Courteney Cox Arquette".

doesnt roll of the toungue very well.

What? No more Super Bowl updates? I was getting used to them.

Martha Burke? Is she tall? Is she short? What's the joke?

There's a Super Bowl ads link coming down the pipe, too. TotalFarkers are already posting comments to it.

Super Bowl Update -

Tampa Bay still leading, but now it's only 34-21.

If Callahan hadn't been a total asshat and just gone for the extra point each time instead of trying for a 2-point conversion, it'd be 34-24.

i liked the commercial with the clown that looked like he was walking on his hands. and the matrix, i watched the stupor bowl allll for that.

Schmacky, Martha Burke is the woman leading the boycott of the Masters golf tournament because Augusta National doesn't permit women to join.

And that will be the last mentioning of that issue here.

Schmacky

Martha BURK is the woman who's pushing Augusta National Country Club to admit a woman member.

Russion...

Agreed.

Farquette sounds like Farkette, so that's out. Farkistani is best.

I recall how last year there was a thread that all of us Super Bowl watchers could post in. I miss that.

I thought Martha Burke used to do Polident commercials.

JohnHolmesStuntDouble

6 seconds has to be a new record... either that, or I just clicked the add comment button a little too late. ;-)

Damn. I was hoping Martha Burke was the name of the main character in Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.

Ah, well.

Optimus_prime, I think this is it this year, until that article that Tremor Christ mentioned appears.

I'm sure Super Bowl posts are popping up everywhere in between serious flamewars and confusing people.

Thats it its all over!!!