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(Celebslam) Followup Despite all the rumors, Kelly Clarkson says she doesn't go down on women -- just men and chili dogs   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 18
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Treygreen13 2009-02-04 07:32:27 PM  
I'd hit it in a moment like this.

 
John Buck 41 2009-02-04 07:32:37 PM  
another repeat...

?????

 
Treygreen13 2009-02-04 07:34:07 PM  
John Buck 41: another repeat...

?????


It's a followup.

/not subby

 
priestrape 2009-02-04 07:54:02 PM  
I see "celebslam" is the new SBB. Terrific.

 
foil helmet guy 2009-02-04 07:57:19 PM  
I'd let her go down on my chili dog

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2009-02-04 08:13:15 PM  
Give her a chili dog?

/ewwww....

 
Ordell [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 08:15:05 PM  
blog.pharmalive.com

/cliched but so appropriate

 
The Drunk IT Guy [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 08:25:58 PM  
This girl looks pretty cute after about an hour with a team of specialists. Otherwise she's the chubby girl your wingman takes home after drinkin a bunch..

Good voice though, I'd put ma cock in it.

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-04 08:51:05 PM  
Treygreen13: I'd hit it in a moment like this.

Over in the boobies.


/half of me wishes I knew some of her other songs so I could banter back with you
//but the other half of me would kill myself if I could
///I did like the Led Zep mashup vid on You tube with her... that was cool.

 
John Buck 41 2009-02-04 09:05:34 PM  
Treygreen13: John Buck 41: another repeat...

?????

It's a followup.

/not subby


You're kidding, right? It's almost word-for-word the same as yesterdays's msnbc link, and they both reference some site called AOL PopEater.

And I can't believe I just took the time and trouble to compare the 2 links.

 
The Martintuckian 2009-02-04 09:33:28 PM  
I'd put, chili, cheese, onions, what ever she wants on it.

 
Ass_Master_Flash 2009-02-04 09:37:56 PM  
FTFA

Somehow I doubt "men are very hard" for Kelly Clarkson. The only way a dude could get hard for that chick is if he was in rigor mortis.


What kind of cock gobbling fruit pie wrote this?

Kelly should pray to her gods in thanks that I have not the means or the looks to get within 50 feet of her.

I would hit it until it fell off and would have to rent extra cocks or stick a broom up my ass in order to continue hitting it in the way it should be hit.

dear god, a gal eats a sammich and the tabloids condemn her like a whore in church.

 
Prosthetic Anus 2009-02-04 11:06:09 PM  
Ass_Master_Flash: FTFA

Somehow I doubt "men are very hard" for Kelly Clarkson. The only way a dude could get hard for that chick is if he was in rigor mortis.

What kind of cock gobbling fruit pie wrote this?

Kelly should pray to her gods in thanks that I have not the means or the looks to get within 50 feet of her.

I would hit it until it fell off and would have to rent extra cocks or stick a broom up my ass in order to continue hitting it in the way it should be hit.

dear god, a gal eats a sammich and the tabloids condemn her like a whore in church.


celebslam.celebuzz.com

?

 
kpottruff 2009-02-05 01:09:24 AM  
Prosthetic Anus: Ass_Master_Flash: FTFA

Somehow I doubt "men are very hard" for Kelly Clarkson. The only way a dude could get hard for that chick is if he was in rigor mortis.

What kind of cock gobbling fruit pie wrote this?

Kelly should pray to her gods in thanks that I have not the means or the looks to get within 50 feet of her.

I would hit it until it fell off and would have to rent extra cocks or stick a broom up my ass in order to continue hitting it in the way it should be hit.

dear god, a gal eats a sammich and the tabloids condemn her like a whore in church.



?


Meh I have done worse.

 
tagjim 2009-02-05 01:33:43 AM  
cache.boston.com


OH!!!

 
Ain`Soph 2009-02-05 05:49:15 AM  
kpottruff:
?

Meh I have done worse.



You said you would never tell anyone about us!

 
kpottruff 2009-02-05 11:29:58 AM  
Ain`Soph: kpottruff:
?

Meh I have done worse.


You said you would never tell anyone about us!


I said I wouldn't say anything about the monkey holding the zuccinni. That was the deal!

Oh crap...

 
182 2009-02-05 01:51:17 PM  
celebslam.celebuzz.com

I haz big azz nostrils!

 
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