"Angelina Jolie's lips and boobies....along with the rest of her" is the new "."

Yes well, her lips and boobies are the only part that matter. First movie blew hard.

Why is everyone outside screaming? I turned on the TV only to find ConAir and Teenwolf, which granted are movies of exceptional merit, though certainly not enough to warrant primitve screams, howls, and ranom claps.

-T

Wait.... is she hot.... or not?

I mean, she has the body, but those crazy lips and those "didn't sleep last night eyes." Would someone let me know if I'm turned on or not.

p.s. Tomb Raider sucks.

Oh yeah, the ending scene in Tomb Raider still doesn't make sense - though only comfort is when Acidburn is running towards the camera, knocking her waist and her head as she goes.

Hackers was a good movie, tomb raider is a crock of shiat

I would!

what about her orphan child?

Hackers and Tomb Raider were both completely terrible worthless movies.
However, I certainly didn't watch them for the plot or characters.
I watched them for Angelina Jolie and her boobies.
I can't think of a any other good reason to watch them, really...

This gaming franchise was old and worn by the time the first film came out. Now there's going to be a sequel? WTF? They should call this one Turd Raider.

This will be the most highly anticipated sequel since WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S II.

Hopefully, the skiznank will finally have the complete nervous breakdown her father is saying she's due for and this piece of crap will never be released.

hey, i'd pay 8 bucks just to see angelina stand in one place for two hours. she's HOT!

I like videogames.

I like movies.

I don't like videogames remade into movies.

That said, Tomb Raider sucked the big one. Oh, and Jolie doesn't do it for me.

hmm...it's time for nintendo to step to the plate with the metroid movie.. if anyone can make a videogame movie NOT SUCK it's Shigeru Myamoto

Yeah, the rights to a Metroid movie were recently purchased. By the guys responsible for Shiatty Teen Horror Movie #12 and Jason Biggs Farks a Pie.

There is no God.

Doesn't that entail that the Metroid movie will be good? Final Destination and American Pie are classics!

You are dumb.

So, when is that Doom movie coming out?

This has been in production for months. They've been filming in Pinewood Studios in London since Die Another Day quit filming there this summer. I love the first two Tomb Raider games and I really wish they'd film one of those instead of the crap they're coming up with.

HopperdTheGauntlet: If Miyamoto's latest work is any indication, it'd probably be "Samus goes to cuddly funland and plays with the pink fluffy metroids."

CB- If you really think that's Angelina Jolie, I want some of what you are smoking.

mommy?

Best DSL: Angelina or Liv?

CB, I think that's fake, although it's pretty good.

Does anyone know if those über hi-res pics that were posted on Fark just before Tomb Raider came out are still around? I think they deserve to be relinked in the comments, if not on Fark's main page.

I don't see how anyone could think Angelina jolie is hot, she looks like one ugly biatch.

Near as I can figure it, Angelina is a two-face. Sometimes hot, sometimes not.

DocTechnical:

So, when is that Doom movie coming out?

We'll see how Doom III does (can it fail?). However, if the studio tries to make it PG-13 to get a larger audience, they should be flayed. It needs to be horribly gory. What are the chances?

I liked Final Destination. Was a good horror movie. Wish Kerr Smith was in the 2nd one.

I liked the movie Pushing Tin that she was in with Billy Bob and John Cusack.

Doom movie you say?


Wishes he could remember who made this

I'd bang her crazy ass like a kettle drum.

I'd bang it with a stolen wang.

FatherG:

Yeah, Sam Raimi could pull it off. I'd like to see Peter Jackson do it. Combine the gore and dark humor of Dead Alive with the scale and quality of The Two Towers. That could be worth watching.

Original Sin was a pile of crap but the guys I watched it with were happy because you got to see lots of Angelina nekkid. Tomb Raider blew lots, and so did the game.

what a shiat wesite! my eyes!

What the hell...I'll go see it.

I second that, BloodyL! I have been searching for those super high res pics for a while, but my searches were futile. I may be crazy, but nothing turns me on more than being able to see a pic of a hot woman with resolution so high that a pore takes up half of the screen.

Anyway, someone find those again, please.

Back when Doom/Doom2 were new there was talk of making a movie with Arnie cast in the lead role.

You guys are nuts, Jolie is HOT.

Best DSL finalists: Jolie; Jessica Alba; Eliza Dushku.

Thoughts?

Tomb Raider 1 & 2 rocked, 3 and the million after sucked though.

Yeah, dude, American Pie was funny and Final Destination was a lot better than it had any right to be. Plus, add in the final joke of Devon Sawa being presented with being in the sequel for the only box office hit he's EVER been in and getting the boot because he asked for too much money. Pure hilarity.

Later.

RJS

I want to have Jolie's babies.

I would drag my penis across a mile of sandpaper just to sniff the corn nuggets in her crap.

am i the only one that finds her both unattractive and untalented? hmm, apparently so.

Beppo

Eliza Dushku > The rest of that list combined.

/me can't wait for her return to Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Flange,

You too?