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(Onion AV Club) Sad Eminem's former bodyguard pens poignant timeless classic about the rigors of watching the back of one of American's most famous musicians....just kidding he self-published typo-ridden crapfest   (avclub.com) divider line 10
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HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 01:05:49 PM  
What a dumb fark. So he quits his high-paying job to become his bodyguard... the whole time being Christian, and he is SHOCKED AN APPALLED to learn that Eminem takes drugs (GASPS!) and has sex with strangers (THE HORROR!!!!)

And whines about having to put up with someone who's high and well-laid all the time

shut up, idiot

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-02-04 02:00:41 PM  
Eminem = "musician", subby?

media.lawrence.com

 
Pengfish 2009-02-04 02:03:57 PM  
Meh.

 
TheDuderino 2009-02-04 02:08:57 PM  
Eminem didn't make him sign a non-disclosure?

 
bostonowns 2009-02-04 02:30:32 PM  
bodyguard for superstar white rapper.....tough life.

 
canadianloon 2009-02-04 02:31:22 PM  
I hope he talks about ememems penis

 
Uzzah 2009-02-04 03:44:16 PM  
canadianloon: I hope he talks about ememems penis

Candianloon:
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Guntram Shatterhand 2009-02-04 06:44:16 PM  
TheDuderino: Eminem didn't make him sign a non-disclosure?

Eminem couldn't even bother to ditch his insane baby momma when he hit it big and (feasibly) could find another woman who wasn't a psycho. What makes you think there is any real business intelligence to this guy?

 
Cosmic J 2009-02-05 03:39:38 AM  
FTFA:...he took 14 different drugs. It started with Ecstasy, then liquor, Vicodin, Valium, Shrooms, marijuana, Tylenol 3, Whippets, and a host of over-the-counter drugs.

Like the dog?

 
RobDownSouth 2009-02-06 05:20:50 AM  
Cosmic J: FTFA:...he took 14 different drugs. It started with Ecstasy, then liquor, Vicodin, Valium, Shrooms, marijuana, Tylenol 3, Whippets, and a host of over-the-counter drugs.

Like the dog?

I saw that, and wondered as well.

 
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