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(Contact Music) Stupid Erykah Badu, next celebrity contestant in the "let's give our newborn a name that will scar him forever and ostracise him from the other children"   (contactmusic.com) divider line 98
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Beatle_Matt [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 12:13:57 PM  
have you seen her lately? She looks like a crack addict, so this doesn't surprise me.

 
Last One Left [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 12:28:22 PM  
The newborn is a daughter.

/Seven, Puma, Mars
//it's like she's trying to spell something over the telephone

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 12:35:32 PM  
I learned it from you, Mom!

 
H. W. Plainview 2009-02-04 01:07:40 PM  
"We're young, in love, in short we had fun
No regrets no abortion, had a son
By the name of Seven
And he's five
By the time I do this mix, he'll probably be six"- Andre 3000

 
Sir Vanderhoot 2009-02-04 01:26:02 PM  
Ok, so Mars is a bad name by the obvious standards. But naming a girl after the (male) God of War? So in addition to being a stupid name, it's literally "My Little Girl Will Inspire Hatred and Warfare".

Good lord what a horrible choice. Couldn't have gone with Aphrodite or something feminine?

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 01:26:31 PM  
Erykah Badu still counts as a celebrity?

 
mhd 2009-02-04 01:26:44 PM  
Mars? Holst approves.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 01:28:38 PM  
Three babies, thee different guys.

Slut.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 01:29:27 PM  
Damn it. THREE different guys.

 
mynameismark 2009-02-04 01:30:25 PM  
You all think it's a stupid name, as do I.

Please keep in mind none of our opinions are worth a damn. It's her kid, let her name it whatever.

Don't you people do anything all day other than biatch about everything?

 
Pave_the_Planet 2009-02-04 01:33:08 PM  
The kid could always call herself "Marcy" or "Marlie" or something like that.

No one biatched about Moon Unit Zappa. Maybe they did, I don't know.

 
Everydayiblasphorme 2009-02-04 01:33:45 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Three babies, thee different guys.

Slut.


and a very very ugly slut at that!

 
Bag of Hammers [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-04 01:34:36 PM  
Approves, currently getting his ass there...

www.crystalinks.com

 
bottsicus 2009-02-04 01:36:04 PM  
FTFA: Badu - real name Erica Wright - is already mother to son Seven Sirius with Outkast rapper Andre 3000, and daughter Puma Rose with rapper The D.O.C.



Nice, no Oranjello or Urhiness?

 
theflatline 2009-02-04 01:36:15 PM  
IT is not enough that she had to scar my ears forever with her "music" plus my eyes with her sheet wearing soul fro ugliness, but to do this to her children.

 
OtherLittleGuy 2009-02-04 01:38:30 PM  
Kornheiser "Uranus" joke in 3 hours and 52 minutes.....

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-02-04 01:42:23 PM  
mynameismark 2009-02-04 01:30:25 PM
You all think it's a stupid name, as do I.

Please keep in mind none of our opinions are worth a damn. It's her kid, let her name it whatever.

Don't you people do anything all day other than biatch about everything?


You must be new hear. Let me be the first to welocome you to the neighborhood and let you know that if you don't like it, go to a different website.

/That baby's name is stupid, but could've been worse. Like Rebel.

 
REO-Weedwagon 2009-02-04 01:42:50 PM  
Erykah Badu and Lauren Hill must have had the same marketing people behind them. They're both mediocre talents who convinced critics they're soul geniuses. That pseudo-soul bullsh*t is so similar to modern country. Buncha goddamn hacks.

My Favorite Band Sucks.

 
for good or for awesome 2009-02-04 01:43:57 PM  
Sir Vanderhoot: Ok, so Mars is a bad name by the obvious standards. But naming a girl after the (male) God of War? So in addition to being a stupid name, it's literally "My Little Girl Will Inspire Hatred and Warfare".

Good lord what a horrible choice. Couldn't have gone with Aphrodite or something feminine?


I wonder if Paris Hilton's parents had any idea that it was a boy's name. I'm guessing no. People like this have no brains.

 
Big Beef Burrito 2009-02-04 01:44:09 PM  
www.slashfilm.com

Yeah, so?

 
mfaby 2009-02-04 01:46:00 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties 2009-02-04 01:28:38 PM
Three babies, thee different guys.

Slut.


This is kinda harsh but I have to agree. Had a neighbor who had 4 kids by three men and I thought she was white trash so I guess this makes Erykah black trash.

Plus I think it's freaky she's only 5' tall.

 
Big Beef Burrito 2009-02-04 01:52:31 PM  
Three babies, three different guys? I believe they have a word for that...

i332.photobucket.com

 
lakteller30 2009-02-04 01:57:48 PM  
The question "who's your daddy" could be confusing in this situation

 
Treygreen13 2009-02-04 01:58:08 PM  
I was expecting a lot worse than "Mars". I mean, at least there were gods with that name, even if they were male.

I figured it would be something like Doorstop or Binwaaaafl.

 
sinanju 2009-02-04 02:00:12 PM  
Thinks the name is just fine:

www.anarchytv.com

/Link is hot like her

 
howdyyall9999 2009-02-04 02:03:38 PM  
Well when the daddies names are Jay Electronica, Andre 3000, and The D.O.C. what do you expect?


FTA: Click for the ERYKAH BADU Gallery

OH HELLS NO....

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 02:04:02 PM  
JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Badu?

/dnrtfa

 
Tissot 2009-02-04 02:07:44 PM  
Shewaunamica'Ne'Ne must have already been in the family

 
Angry Buddha 2009-02-04 02:09:24 PM  
mynameismark: You all think it's a stupid name, as do I.

Please keep in mind none of our opinions are worth a damn. It's her kid, let her name it whatever.

Don't you people do anything all day other than biatch about everything?


Forget Mars. Has anyone considered what a stupid name Mark is?

 
SheepPr0n 2009-02-04 02:09:54 PM  
Oh no, this one still takes the cake:

D'les Elexia Star Spiderbite

Google it. I dare you.

 
Sin_City_Superhero 2009-02-04 02:11:57 PM  
www.thejay.com
APPROVES

 
Bo Giggity 2009-02-04 02:12:31 PM  
Three babies, three different guys?
racial solidarity

what did she name that failed abortion on top of her head?

 
Angry Buddha 2009-02-04 02:13:05 PM  
Not sure about now, but when she was a the height of her career, I thought she was insanely sexy.

 
Onkel Buck 2009-02-04 02:14:05 PM  
i133.photobucket.com
MICK MARS

 
EverydayLowFares 2009-02-04 02:16:41 PM  
My favorite Mars.

i393.photobucket.com

 
MandM [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 02:17:10 PM  
Badu - describes her hair

 
Straelbora 2009-02-04 02:19:38 PM  
If the next one is a boy, will she name him Upgrayedd?

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 02:25:30 PM  
Her next child will be named Snickers.

 
ViktorMature22 2009-02-04 02:30:36 PM  
calling her a slut is harsh guys - would you really say the same thing about a guy who had 3 kids by 3 different women?

 
5_second_rule 2009-02-04 02:30:52 PM  
Mars is cool for a boy.

Badu is cool and she still out trying to make music.

Lauren Hill lost her mind when she started messing with one of those Marley kids. And her career.

//So if Badu is a whore the what are the guys that sleep with her and have children with.

 
Atomic Jonb 2009-02-04 02:35:38 PM  
ViktorMature22: calling her a slut is harsh guys - would you really say the same thing about a guy who had 3 kids by 3 different women?

Ok, is Peckerhead Dumbass better?

 
howdyyall9999 2009-02-04 02:36:53 PM  
ViktorMature22: calling her a slut is harsh guys - would you really say the same thing about a guy who had 3 kids by 3 different women?

Nope...i'd call him a piece of shiat.

5_second_rule: So if Badu is a whore the what are the guys that sleep with her and have children with.
So we can be apples-apples here, how many have multiple kids with multiple partners?

 
Big Beef Burrito 2009-02-04 02:37:58 PM  
Atomic Jonb: ViktorMature22: calling her a slut is harsh guys - would you really say the same thing about a guy who had 3 kids by 3 different women?

Ok, is Peckerhead Dumbass better?


How about Scabby McBastardson?

 
KernLead 2009-02-04 02:41:37 PM  
So is the next boy going to be named Alotta Fagina Badu?

 
CZMisfitsFan 2009-02-04 02:47:16 PM  
She IS a slut. If I remember, she got pregnant by Andre 3000 while dating Common. She spews a ton of "strong black woman" B.S. but she's just another ghetto hoochie.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 02:48:32 PM  
ViktorMature22: calling her a slut is harsh guys - would you really say the same thing about a guy who had 3 kids by 3 different women?

No, we would call that guy a good candidate for mandatory vasectomy.

 
xxBirdMadGirlxx 2009-02-04 02:49:53 PM  
Big Beef Burrito: Atomic Jonb: ViktorMature22: calling her a slut is harsh guys - would you really say the same thing about a guy who had 3 kids by 3 different women?

Ok, is Peckerhead Dumbass better?

How about Scabby McBastardson?


Dipshiat McKnight. Has a nice ring to it.

 
CZMisfitsFan 2009-02-04 02:52:04 PM  
Correction to my previous post. I meant she got pregnant by The D.O.C. while dating Common.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2009-02-04 02:56:03 PM  
calling her a slut is harsh guys - would you really say the same thing about a guy who had 3 kids by 3 different women?

Yeah, and I do.

We understand that among some black people it's some kind of contest to see how many people you can breed with, but the rest of us think you are just a dumb slut.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2009-02-04 02:56:48 PM  
Her tunes aren't too bad, though.

 
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