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(Celebslam) Dumbass Mother of the year candidate Britney Spears is taking her kids on tour with her, for the next year. This should end well   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 19
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Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 11:03:53 AM  
So the kids will be staying in a home in one of 3 central locations in the U.S. most probably watched by a nanny approved by K-Fed and Britney's father. Doesn't sound like a disaster to me.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 11:11:26 AM  
She needs someone to hurl liquor bottles at when she's feeling low.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-02-04 11:16:08 AM  
This is supposed to be bad because it's Britney, right? Lot's of musicians bring their families on tour.

 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 11:20:02 AM  
BobtheFascist: This is supposed to be bad because it's Britney, right? Lot's of musicians bring their families on tour.

Have those musicians have had their parental rights taken away because they were unable to take care of their kids?

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 11:24:19 AM  
I'll bet she'll have Clapton watch her kids when she leaves the hotel.

 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 11:25:41 AM  
They say that the road ain't no place to start a family.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-02-04 11:26:19 AM  
mitchcumstein1: Have those musicians have had their parental rights taken away because they were unable to take care of their kids?

I'm betting a lot of them should have.

 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 11:45:55 AM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: They say that the road ain't no place to start a family.

This one is already started. Unless she's gonna get pregnant again...

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 11:55:13 AM  
They're too young to know what's going on, leave them at home.

On the other hand, it's not like they're missing school.

And K-Fed still gets his child support, which is a good thing. He looks hungry.

Uchiha_Cycliste: I'll bet she'll have Clapton watch her kids when she leaves the hotel.

Now that's just mean. I'm not laughing A BIT.

 
Bored Horde 2009-02-04 11:58:13 AM  
Tom_Slick: So the kids will be staying in a home in one of 3 central locations in the U.S. most probably watched by a nanny approved by K-Fed and Britney's father. Doesn't sound like a disaster to me.

Um, excuse me we're having a celebrity hate threat.

Remember when she shaved her head? That was awesome.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 11:58:29 AM  
cryinoutloud: Now that's just mean. I'm not laughing A BIT.

I'm sure you are so upset you're crying tears to heaven.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 11:59:20 AM  
Bored Horde: Tom_Slick: So the kids will be staying in a home in one of 3 central locations in the U.S. most probably watched by a nanny approved by K-Fed and Britney's father. Doesn't sound like a disaster to me.

Um, excuse me we're having a celebrity hate threat.

Remember when she shaved her head? That was awesome.


And then broke into a car with an umbrella? Like a cracked out The Penguin.
yeah, that was awesome.

 
coyote71 2009-02-04 12:30:00 PM  
On a long and lonesome highway
East of Omaha
You listen to the children
Fighting, playing, yelling "Ma"
You think about your hey day
And the way it was before

But your thoughts will soon be coming back
To your children in the back
You've been ridin' sixteen hours
You're drunk and want to hit the sack
And you don't feel like changing diapers,
You just want your old life back

Here I am
On the road again
There I am
Up on the stage
Here I go
Playin' mom again
There I go
Turn the page

 
Son_of_Jack [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 01:13:14 PM  
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 01:23:00 PM  
BobtheFascist: mitchcumstein1: Have those musicians have had their parental rights taken away because they were unable to take care of their kids?

I'm betting a lot of them should have.


Seriously.
I mean, have you seen Tideland?
That's some messed up stuff right there!

 
KoalaFace [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 01:58:58 PM  
BobtheFascist: This is supposed to be bad because it's Britney, right? Lot's of musicians bring their families on tour.

Exactly. If she left and did the tour solo, she would be Mother of the Year for abandoning them. I don't like her, but seriously, the chic can't catch a break (not saying she really deserves one...)

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-02-04 02:03:58 PM  
Fark is no stranger to the fact that Britney Spears is a terrible parent. Therefore nobody here should be shocked SHOCKED to hear it.

 
dryknife 2009-02-04 02:44:37 PM  
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Leave Britney alone

 
missiv 2009-02-04 02:45:24 PM  
No one cared with Sarah Palin took her children on tour. Oh snap, she has custody of hers. It's rather funny, She can't tour without having access to the children she can't live with. fark.

 
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