Yes we are.

I'm stable and quiet.

Also hard for you.

Giggity.

Some might be even harder for you if you were a lesbian.

coyote71: Some might be even harder for you if you were a lesbian.

No, no. Bisexual.

We do not want to see her gain 50 pounds and get a mullet.

*facepalm*

Remind me again who this chick is and why I should care...

WhoGAS: coyote71: Some might be even harder for you if you were a lesbian.

No, no. Bisexual.

Giggity

/Subby

I have GIS'd Ms. Clarkson and found her to be passable. Bathe her and bring her to my quarters forthwith. I shall penis her as soon as she makes it very hard.

I love using this link!

Kelly Clarkson being hardcore at a metal concert (pops)

Dancin_In_Anson: Remind me again who this chick is and why I should care...

When Farkers stop caring about potential hypothetical red hot lesbo action, we're all in trouble.

I get the feeling she wouldn't enjoy it as much if guys were soft for her.

Burninate: I love using this link!

Kelly Clarkson being hardcore at a metal concert (pops)

What a great clip. She was so wasted.

/Too bad no tits.

That's what she said!

Balrog: When Farkers stop caring about potential hypothetical red hot lesbo action, we're all in trouble.

I had to look up who she is and why her red hot lesbo action would be any better than any other red hot lesbo action...I'm still not sure what it is about American Idol that would make her red hot lesbo action any better....

Dancin_In_Anson: Remind me again who this chick is and why I should care...



/I think we'd all hit it.
//Especially since she can open her mouth that wide.

crimsin23: /I think we'd all hit it.

I would definitely hit it.

Many many times.

crimsin23:
/I think we'd all hit it.
//Especially since she can open her mouth that wide.

It looks like she has some guy's thumb up her vagina.

/Vagina

crimsin23: I think we'd all hit it.

Maybe so, but if we are going to talk about vapid musicians at I would like to bing, bang or see in some red hot lesbo action, I'll take this over Kelly Clarkson any thime...

Dancin_In_Anson: crimsin23: I think we'd all hit it.

Maybe so, but if we are going to talk about vapid musicians at I would like to bing, bang or see in some red hot lesbo action, I'll take this over Kelly Clarkson any thime...

Yea, she used to be hot

Hot.

/But now...

Burninate: I love using this link!

Kelly Clarkson being hardcore at a metal concert (pops)

I like this one better, even if it's fake:
Kelly Clarkson goes hardcore

crimsin23: Yea, she used to be hot

She still is IMHO...I love the way women evolve as they get older...

Dancin_In_Anson: She still is IMHO...I love the way women evolve as they get older...



I'll take the one on the right.
/Hot

Dancin_In_Anson: .I love the way women evolve

I think the word you're looking for is mature

How you doin'?

Howard Finkelstein: Dancin_In_Anson: .I love the way women evolve

I think the word you're looking for is mature

I think the word you're both looking for is get fat.

/ Ok, two words

crimsin23: I'll take the one on the right.

I'd take both

crimsin23: I'll take the one on the right.

And I'll take two of the left...I loves me teh zaftig.

Howard Finkelstein: I think the word you're looking for is mature

Mature, evolve, it's all the same to me.

Dancin_In_Anson: I love the way women evolve as they get older...

you are great.

crimsin23: www.news.com.au

I'll take the one on the right.
/Hot

She's still hot on the left, it's just that she's wearing hideous mom jeans.

Farkers are the kind of people who would starve to death while standing in a free buffet line because they were too busy criticizing every dish to bother eating.

No no, it's too easy.

I went to school with that ho.

I, too, am hard for her.

carmody: Farkers are the kind of people who would starve to death while standing in a free buffet line because they were too busy criticizing every dish to bother eating.

Many indeed are. Me? I'd be glad for free food.

WhoGAS: We do not want to see her gain 50 pounds and get a mullet.

Obviously we know very different lesbians.

WhyteRaven74: Obviously we know very different lesbians.

Exactly. Outside of one, every lesbian I know I would kill your grandmother to get inside. And in fact, one I did, back in the days when she was young and confused about her sexuality.

It was fun.

crimsin23: Dancin_In_Anson: She still is IMHO...I love the way women evolve as they get older...



I'll take the one on the right.
/Hot

You will have sex with the one on the left and like it! And if you keep complaining I will add Carmen Electra and Jessica Alba until you lean your lesson!

WhyteRaven74: Obviously we know very different lesbians.

That could be her new single--'Y R U So Hard 4 Me?'

Dancin_In_Anson: Remind me again who this chick is and why I should care...

vagina

I'm stable and quiet but I'm also well over a decade older than Kelly and I prefer women without dwarfy looking arms.

I mean, they should have arms, but they shouldn't look achondroplastic.

Howard Finkelstein: crimsin23: /I think we'd all hit it.

I would definitely hit it.

Many many times.



/oblig

Why was this not given an Obvious tag?

Oh boy, I was gonna make a joke about how I'm hard for her, but I wasn't here first :(

I've been in love with her since I first got stoned and watched From Justin to Kelly.

My infatuation with her grows and grows every time I see her.

/yes, I named it infatuation

WhyteRaven74: Obviously we know very different lesbians.

The ones in my town, uh, bad. I work with one, she's the b*tch. Her lover is the butch - jeans, workboots, flannel and a mullet. The b*Tch tries to dress up womanly but wears stuff that is way too tight...I really hate it when she wears white pants and you can see undies that look like the girdles my grandmother wore. *gag*

Kelly Clarkson has never met a lesbian. Lesbians have the most drama by FAR. After that, gay men. Then you lucky-ass straight bastards. Man, it's messed up how many straight guys think that gay relationships are just like hanging out with your best friend. Yeah, I wish I were gay, I'd get a boyfriend, we'd play Halo, watch the game, fark, and then go to bed. No drama, no mess, ever. You wish, motherfarkers! shiat! You get the exact same problems as with dating a woman, except you're both socialized to be out of touch with your feelings, you both have testosterone coursing through your veins which complicates all sorts of farking things (sex/monogamy issues, anger management, etc.), and on top of all that you have to figure out on your own what relationships are supposed to be like because you're not following the standard model. Complex farking bullshiat right there!

And with lesbians, exact same problems with dating a man, except you're both more emotional, both socialized to be taken care of and conceded to in minor arguments, you've both got estrogen and "that time of the month" and crazy hormonal shiat ... and so on.

The reason why men and women don't understand each other is because people don't understand each other. Anyone you're deeply emotionally invested in is going to seem completely out of their minds sometimes, they're going to act irrational and emotional, and it's unavoidable that you'll hurt each other. It's just that straight people get all the press.

/more importantly: i knew this lesbian once who was crazy about her
//yes, she was hot - looked unnervingly similar to blonde Avril Lavigne
///there's got to be fanfic for that

I went to grade school with a hermaphrodite named Toby Clarkson.
Gym class was kind of awkward.

for a crack at that, i'd turn lesbo. would also turn female.


for a crack at that.

I've no doubt Clarkson has some sort of man problem. Every dang song of hers that hits (except that one from the Disney flick) is about how some dude has, is, or is about to, screw her over. And not in the fun way.