photoshop?

Hah. Lightweights. I did that shiat at MOPP4.

No live rounds going overhead?

/Wussies.

Borat?

dude, i've been in all the special forces and we only did suicide missions. this 'tough guy' thing is a piece of cake.

show me the "internet tough guy" competition. now that's impressive.

Internet Tough Guy = Someone with e-balls.

IT'S REALITY SHOW CLIP TIME!

marred? MARRED? He looks pretty good. I have no problem with his mankini.

Matsuflex?

Ninja Warrior

The Iron Man Competition

or just your average arm forces boot camp!

Thank you, RodneyToady

Um, I'm really and truly torn here. On the one hand, I approve of well-built, barely dressed men. OTOH, that thing he's wearing is... creeping me out. If you need something to keep the junk from flopping around, wear some of those boxer briefs, or just swim trunks, whatever. Not something that looks like it would be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. On a woman.

I came for the Mankini pic & Soup references.

I am happy!

me texan: Hah. Lightweights. I did that shiat at MOPP4.


looks like with the cold mopp4 would be more comfortable. Although as soon as you submerge the mopp gear is compromised and no longer protective.

Looks like a fun competition.

Looks like a bunch of tough asses who are trying to show how macho they are to make up some kind of mental inadequacy.

hot pink swimming cap?

that's just too far...

That guy's nuts!

They're all shriveled.

IS NICE!



/Didn't think it would have to be me that posted this..

theoriginalslash: Um, I'm really and truly torn here. On the one hand, I approve of well-built, barely dressed men. OTOH, that thing he's wearing is... creeping me out. If you need something to keep the junk from flopping around, wear some of those boxer briefs, or just swim trunks, whatever. Not something that looks like it would be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. On a woman.

Clearly if it was freezing cold he wasn't thinking about the utility of the outfit, but was going for outrageousness or humor value, neither of which your suggestions would have provided to the extent of his Borat getup.

Just imagine the FANTASTIC PRIZE you'd win for proving to everyone how TOUGH you are!!! WOW!!! Wish I was TOUGH.
Hey TOUGH GUY! Lets see you walk through fire and wallow in the mud when its farking freezing. OOOH! COOOL! I could never do THAT.

/mainly because I have a large thinking gland between my ears
/and on the internet I'm tuffer n' all youse

reminded me of

I'll just stay home and bet on them.

I spot at least 6 guys in tutus, and four females. And Stormshadow doesn't seem too concerned about bringing up the rear.

And a guy with a thong on outside his shorts. Beauty.

Where's Waldo has to be in that pic somewhere.

geetus: I spot at least 6 guys in tutus, and four females. And Stormshadow doesn't seem too concerned about bringing up the rear.

And a guy with a thong on outside his shorts. Beauty.

Dig the dude dressed Amish in the upper right.

Tough guy competition marred by mankini wearer in freezing weather

Wait, I, who, what?

Oh.

Nevermind.

How many of them have actually completed basic training? Any branch?

Universal military conscription. Just as soon as the US withdraws from Bush's legacy.

Yes Sound: me texan: Hah. Lightweights. I did that shiat at MOPP4.


looks like with the cold mopp4 would be more comfortable. Although as soon as you submerge the mopp gear is compromised and no longer protective.

True. I did mine at Ft. Bliss Texas in the middle of the summer back when Drill Sergeants could still hurt you and it would be your fault for not (hydrating, eating, running into their fist, whatever). Good times, good times.

thereadlines: bessyglass: photoshop?

I'll take care of the most obvious.
i384.photobucket.com

I'd hit that.

maasedge: IS NICE!
i71.photobucket.com

Would not hit that.

texasjoe: How many of them have actually completed basic training? Any branch?

Universal military conscription. Just as soon as the US withdraws from Bush's legacy.

There's a part of me that supports that. I honestly don't think we'd be able to afford it though. We'd have to jack up taxes considerably, just to pay for all the uniforms and food.

I hate to break it to the ladies, but no straight dude ever wore a over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder like that in public.

That's what men wear to look good for men. Period.

That one guy you dated? Really incredibly ripped, utterly gorgeous, but lousy in bed? GAY. and on steroids. GAY ON STEROIDS.

An outfit like this mankini really gives me the urge to snap that dude's "bra strap". :P

Check out mankini's legs!

ow!

hot.

[shakes head slowly]

Who the hell invented that thing...? I want names.