seconded.

He is running around asking dudes for sex.
Toss him in the hole.

I dont understand, why dont people like this just move to a country that allows it....
we could have countries that only pedo's live there, another where johns' live (of course prostitutes as well.. ), another where its OK to screw little boys Catholic priests live.... and on ..

//at least we know who to nuke.

So they want to lock him up with a bunch of dudes for trying to have sex with a dude.

Dont throw him in the briar patch!

Hick: Toss him in the hole.

Yes, that's what he's asking for. Thanks for your help.

geez

if asking other adults for sex is against the law
i guess most bars and nightclubs will be funding the policeman's ball this year

Hick: He is running around asking dudes for sex.
Toss him in the hole.

Guy goes into the woods, sees a black bear and shoots it. All of a sudden a big Grizzly comes by, farks him in arse and leaves him. Next year guy comes back, shoots a Grizzly and a Kodiak rapes him. Next year he comes back, shoots the Kodiak and a Polar Bear taps him on the shoulder saying "You don't come her for the hunting do you?"

redheadedslut: seconded.

What universe are you from wherein tiny redheads can't get laid?

/invite please
//Please?

Men will have sex with his anus.

redheadedslut: seconded.

I assumed at first you were a guy with a "funny" screen name. But please try to do your waiting outside my home and/or office and I am sure you won't have to wait for long. But just in case you can send me some BIE so I can judge for sure.

redheadedslut: seconded.

How YOU doing?

/Is a redhead also.
//Male though

redheadedslut: seconded.

/Checks profile

How you doin?

As a (currently on hiatus) stoner i like to go to parks to get stoned.

So this one time i go to this park very close to the mall and movie theater, a few men sitting in their cars just being creepy, so i get out of mine and head down one of the paths. One of the men follows me... then asks me if i want to be blown.

I say I'm just here to suck a little pipe myself and light up my bowl... he says stoners normally stay outta this park, i said fark man with guys like you no wonder.

Eventually, being a man will be made illegal.

Approves...

AuralArgument I say I'm just here to suck a little pipe myself

You tease, you.

A good friend of mine is a cop and he was stuck working in a park much like the one Aural described. His job was to act gay and get guys to offer to blow him or vice versa. I don't think he enjoyed his job very much that day.

When did hitting on someone (of age, and out of the work place) become a crime?

If my wife knew about this, she would call the cops on me every time I wasn't sleeping on the couch.

Hiymenator: A good friend of mine is a cop and he was stuck working in a park much like the one Aural described. His job was to act gay and get guys to offer to blow him or vice versa. I don't think he enjoyed his job very much that day.

When did hitting on someone (of age, and out of the work place) become a crime?

Unless they offered to perform the sexual act in a public place or money was exchanged, I don't see how it would be crime. Assuming they don't have one of those ridiculous puritan laws that criminalizes anything except married couples having missionary sex with all their clothes on.

According to a Florence police report, he was arrested Tuesday for allegedly approaching a man in MacFarland Park at 4:45 p.m.

'Approaching', is that what they are calling it now? It's kind of hard not to do if you are jogging in a park on narrow trails.

Hiymenator: A good friend of mine is a cop and he was stuck working in a park much like the one Aural described. His job was to act gay and get guys to offer to blow him or vice versa. I don't think he enjoyed his job very much that day.

When did hitting on someone (of age, and out of the work place) become a crime?

I'm going to assume the guy "propositioned" him for money, otherwise I don't see anything illegal about this.

On miscellaneous loitering: One excruciatingly boring summer during high school a friend and I made it our goal to get loitering tickets for standing around outside Elliot's Party Land. We gave up after a few hours. Maybe we should have loitered for a "sex activity."

FTA According to a Florence police report, he was arrested Tuesday for allegedly approaching a man in MacFarland Park at 4:45 p.m. The man contacted police.

Loitering...sounds more like solicitation.

Was he dressed like this?

redheadedslut: seconded.

Me three. Did anybody ask whohow you were doing yet?

geetus: Was he dressed like this?

Mom?

Damn, from a certain point of view, I've been loitering for a sex activity my entire adult life.

/Is there a statute of limitations?

trouzourt: I dont understand, why dont people like this just move to a country that allows it....

It used to be legal in this country, and still is in 1/50th of it.

/Hmm, seems they repealed the alcohol prohibition laws, but forgot about prostitution.

I'm waiting for sex right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

comslave: Eventually, being a man will be made illegal.

No...being a straight man will be illegal.

/rimshot.

redheadedslut: seconded.

im in southern mass if youre interested in convenience

\wink, wink
\\nudge nudge
\\\say no more, say no more

redheadedslut: seconded.

I would like to second Inigo_Montoya

On a completely different note: Nice profile!

/btw: you've got a deadlink on your http://kris10haley.googlepages.com/ page.

geetus: Was he dressed like this?

Thank you 4 the fugly.com hook-up! I was a founding member but 4got the url!

TheGreatGildersleeve

Here's an explanation of how "toilet love" came about:-

Link (to Youtube)

When anonymous gay sex in a park is outlawed, only outlaws will have anonymous gay sex in a park.

I'm going to assume the guy "propositioned" him for money, otherwise I don't see anything illegal about this.

Don't be so naive. Story after story posted on FARK has shown that merely asking someone for sex is a crime, if both are men.

Why is this illegal? If it is illegal, then a straight guy hitting on a woman should be illegal as well.

Sure, propositioning someone for sex in a bathroom is sleazy and stupid, but there are better ways for dealing with it than wasting law enforcement. A simple "fark no" should suffice.

You're really got to watch out for those educators that allegedly approach men in MacFarland Park at 4:45 p.m. Next thing you know they're approaching men at the supermarket or in the HOV lane.

I hope they took his weed, too.

I never have to wait for sex.
I got hands.

Well, you see, you straight guys are so weak and frail that you need to be protected from even being propositioned by us tough, strong homosexuals, lest you give into temptation!

/am I being sarcastic?

Okay, so I'm walking in the park and some guy approaches me and wants to have sex. I can: a) say "no thanks, buddy; I'm not into that" or b) call the cops and ruin his life. After all, no man has ever had sex in a park, right? I think the asinine tag's more appropriate here.