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(Stuff) Dumbass When drilling into a bank vault from the building next door, try not to end up in the bathroom instead   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 19
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CornFedIowan 2009-02-01 09:28:15 PM  
And another perfect plan goes down the toilet.

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2009-02-01 09:35:56 PM  
The real story here is in the sidebar: Cello Scrotum -- The Truth At Last

 
ZoeNekros 2009-02-01 09:40:46 PM  
The interesting bit is that even the walls in the bathrooms are alarmed for break-ins.

 
AliasUndercover 2009-02-01 09:45:43 PM  
Damn, son. It's called a ruler. Measure twice, drill once.

 
Sean_L 2009-02-01 10:09:29 PM  
cache.gizmodo.com

"Psh. Amateur."
hot

 
Cameron_Talley 2009-02-01 10:27:34 PM  
I came for Johnny 5 and was not disappointed.

 
Gregosaurus 2009-02-01 10:28:13 PM  
If they had watched Benny Hill, they'd have known that.

/Harro, everybloody!

 
The Martintuckian 2009-02-01 10:53:50 PM  
Damn, shiat.! everwhere!

 
nucular bum 2009-02-01 11:00:54 PM  
When drilling into a bank vault from the building next door, try not to end up in the bathroom instead

Or Walla Walla.

/or ft. knox
//nyuk nyuk nyuk

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 11:19:04 PM  
www.towntopics.com

Well, duh!

 
belhade 2009-02-01 11:38:56 PM  
Also you need to consider your cover plan carefully...

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 11:42:08 PM  
Had they been drilling for the toilet, of course, they would have hit the vault by accident.

 
Hide your chickens 2009-02-01 11:51:54 PM  
"I meant to do that."

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-02-02 03:02:26 AM  
It warms my heart to know that, somewhere in the world, there are still people willing to do things like real bank robber for money, rather than just hitting old ladies over the head and taking their purses.

 
Krantzstone 2009-02-02 07:01:06 AM  
Surely not them:

i142.photobucket.com

I'd drill into Saffron Burrows' "bank vault", IF you know what I mean...
i142.photobucket.com

 
soupbone 2009-02-02 09:24:57 AM  
Boobies?

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-02-02 10:21:54 AM  
Dwight_Yeast: It warms my heart to know that, somewhere in the world, there are still people willing to do things like real bank robber for money, rather than just hitting old ladies over the head and taking their purses.

A few months ago, there was a guy who had the biggest balls of them all. He robbed a bank across from the J. Edgar Hoover building (FBI headquarters). Got away with $325k, no one was hurt, and I don't think he was ever caught.

 
KangTheMad 2009-02-02 12:54:06 PM  
RoxtarRyan: Dwight_Yeast: It warms my heart to know that, somewhere in the world, there are still people willing to do things like real bank robber for money, rather than just hitting old ladies over the head and taking their purses.

A few months ago, there was a guy who had the biggest balls of them all. He robbed a bank across from the J. Edgar Hoover building (FBI headquarters). Got away with $325k, no one was hurt, and I don't think he was ever caught.


lmao. Thats pathetic for the FBI

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-02-02 02:25:29 PM  
KangTheMad: lmao. Thats pathetic for the FBI

I think the Fark headline had a 'hero' tag...

 
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