The internet is serious farking business, you wanker.

Chicken enchiladas are the greatest food ever made.

There I said it.

But this isn't a sane world. It's the Internet. And the Internet will cut you.


I soooo want to get this on a t-shirt.

"Anyone who's ever clicked on a greenlit link and asked how many pages they want to print because the asshat subby linked to the printer version, knows I'm pissed." Hey, another article about asshat subby.

Non printer link (new window)

smooshie: "Anyone who's ever clicked on a greenlit link and asked how many pages they want to print because the asshat subby linked to the printer version, knows I'm pissed." Hey, another article about asshat subby.


THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

Why do otherwise normal people use the Web to spew super-strength bile?

-because they'd get the crap beaten out them if they actually said most of it in real life.

mr_bunny: Chicken enchiladas with sour cream sauce are the greatest food ever made.

There I said it.

FTFY

Jesus was an extraterrestrial

"This is from the internet."

Nothing will cut you like sharp knees

I'd like to print 0 pages, thanks. There is a recession going on ya'know.

I'm so confused as to what the point of that article was.

BAWWW PEOPLE ARE MEAN ON THE WEBS.

smooshie: "Anyone who's ever clicked on a greenlit link and asked how many pages they want to print because the asshat subby linked to the printer version, knows I'm pissed." Hey, another article about asshat subby.

Non printer link (new window)

This is the internet. It will cut you.

You are obviously weak

Peter von Nostrand: mr_bunny: Chicken enchiladas with sour cream sauce and a side of refried beans are the greatest food ever made.

There I said it.

FTFY

FTFY

It's simple.

FTFA: But it's not like Arrington cloned Hitler.

Godwin'd. Fantastic.

Nice to see smooshie had it covered

Bad subby. No cookie for you.

Someone got made fun of on the internet? That's horrible.

I'm gonna cut subby for making my printer dialog box open up.

We should all send emails filled with hate to the author.

I thought they were talking about horse face there for a sec. You know... that Deb Ng chick who likened all football fans to knuckle dragging idiots. The same Deb Ng who tried to come on my website and defend herself against Farkers. That was rich.

Incidently, that whole babes blogging website she had is no more. None of them were babes and the horseshiat coming out their mouths were a waste of bandwidth anyway. Professional bloggers my ass...

People who QQ over others being vile to them on the Internet generally bring it upon themselves and then can't understand why people have such a harsh response to their opinions. Half the crap some of these bloggers write they wouldn't be caught dead writing or saying in front of other people in person. Why should they expect the online community to act any differently?

JavaGuy: Peter von Nostrand: mr_bunny: Chicken enchiladas with sour cream sauce and a side of refried beans with green chili and a fried egg are the greatest food ever made.

There I said it.

FTFY

FTFY

Perfected it for all of yous

Man Farkers are a bunch of self important wankers; it's obvious the article was about goons.

When people send me hate filled screeds in email, blog comments, etc.- I just route them directly to spam. Also, I don't visit 4chan. See, it's easy.

Smeggy Smurf: Nothing will cut you like sharp knees

Wow. Those are some sharp knees. I, for one, would not hit it.

Well, that Techcrunch link was pretty disturbing..!

mr_bunny: Chicken enchiladas are the greatest food ever made.

There I said it.

I was going to threaten you with a chicken chimi up your arse, but between clicking the quote button and typing I realized what a waste of a chimi that would be. Instead, I'll shove an enchilada up there and feed you a chimi then ask which one you prefer.

Obviously this means you're a racist food snob, and I am offended by the fact that someone even let you post on the internet. Get off my web browser, douchesack!

gruntmints: Smeggy Smurf: Nothing will cut you like sharp knees

Wow. Those are some sharp knees. I, for one, would not hit it.

She's too fat for my liking. Lose some weight, heifer!

Peter von Nostrand: mr_bunny: Chicken enchiladas with sour cream sauce are the greatest food ever made.

There I said it.

FTFY

Oh no you farking didn't asshole. I don't like sour cream sauce. Only a farking mouth breathing retard would eat that shiat. Dumbass.

/did i cut ya?

Subby, you gave us a printer link. You are dead. I am going to come to your house (and I DO know where you live). I will eat your pets. I will molest your houseplants. I will delete all of your midget porn. My armpit hairs? They are so going into your toothbrush. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Don't mess with me, kiddo; I'M ON THE INTERNET!

Stepqhen 2009-02-01 04:40:27 PM
JavaGuy: Peter von Nostrand: mr_bunny: Chicken enchiladas with sour cream sauce,a side of refried beans with green chili, a fried egg and a chocolate shakeare the greatest foods ever made.

There I said it.

FTFY

FTFY

Perfected it for all of yous

No. I did that.

Somaticasual: Why do otherwise normal people use the Web to spew super-strength bile?

-because they'd get the crap beaten out them if they actually said most of it in real life.

I spew the same bile all the time in person, but the difference is that my facial expressions and body language soften the language- on the internet, no one knows you're a dog, and there's no context to modulate the message.

That, and how many snowflakes have never learned how to interact with others? Judging from the lack of cultural memory I see on this venue, I'm looking at a 24-34, male, three years of college, demographic for the most part- perfect for lazy, snotty, ill-informed, science ignorant, internet tough guys who've been praised for everything they've ever done in their lives.

Is it OK to ask how the Internet spit in the guys face?
Did a blog commenter actually hock one at him?

Why not take a break from public speaking or conferences then?

t3knomanser: When people send me hate filled screeds in email, blog comments, etc.- I just route them directly to spam. Also, I don't visit 4chan. See, it's easy.

Very true.
I also try to not comment on threads that will ultimately turn into a flamewar.

gruntmints: Smeggy Smurf: Nothing will cut you like sharp knees

Wow. Those are some sharp knees. I, for one, would not hit it.

Because this is the internet, I will go ahead and say I would.

Subby, I was a nice guy until I clicked your link.

You farker.

Liters are tasty when grilled.

Son of Thunder 2009-02-01 04:47:19 PM
Subby, you gave us a printer link. You are dead. I am going to come to your house (and I DO know where you live). I will eat your pets. I will molest your houseplants. I will delete all of your midget porn. My armpit hairs? They are so going into your toothbrush. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Don't mess with me, kiddo; I'M ON THE INTERNET

Touch my Midget Porn and you are dead. I will rip your head off and shiat on your brain!

smooshie: "Anyone who's ever clicked on a greenlit link and asked how many pages they want to print because the asshat subby linked to the printer version, knows I'm pissed." Hey, another article about asshat subby.

Non printer link (new window)


That usually means some other asshat used the regular link.... wasting it on a sucky headline.

Get a pop-up blocker (or click on that little red "X" in the corner).

Somacandra: Challenge me and I'm make sure only your dentist can identify the body.

Oh nice grammar you farkwit

steveGswine

Lighten up Nancy, this is a joking thread. Spark a bowl and be happy.

/Or did I just fall for one?

Cyborg77

Fat, the new body armor.

This link made my computer freeze. Sure you could argue that having 36 different applications open along with watching several streaming videos of leprechaun porn may have been a contributing factor, but the fact of the matter is that the link was the icing on the cake, the final countdown, fark you subby. If wanted to hit control p I would have done it myself!!!!