But it's $50 extra if you want anal.

I totally read that as eating out subby's mom.

nacker: I totally read that as eating out subby's mom.

You're not the only one *cough*

Hahaha! A walk in LA!

That's a list of under 25 cents subby. These places have a little more class than a two-bit whore.

$10 left for lunch at Taco Bell?


so wrong

TommyymmoT: But it's $50 extra if you want anal.

What about a compromise? Analingus?

Zimmy: nacker: I totally read that as eating out subby's mom.

You're not the only one *cough*

Came in here to see if I was the only one.

Well worded, Subby!

Wow, that's what I read too. We farkers are dirty bastards.

nacker: I totally read that as eating out subby's mom.

I've eaten out subby's mom, so I'm getting a weird rash on my lips.

/it isn't a complete day until you've posted at least one item that's gratuitously doucheaholic.

HoratioGates: Wow, that's what I read too. We farkers are dirty bastards.

That, or subby's last name is Rex, and he spent too much time with Freud.

nacker: I totally read that as eating out subby's mom.

I ate out Subby's mom last night, so Im getting a kick out of these replies...

/Yeah, I read it that way too...

just_dis_guy: nacker: I totally read that as eating out subby's mom.

I've eaten out subby's mom, so I'm getting a weird rash on my lips.

/it isn't a complete day until you've posted at least one item that's gratuitously doucheaholic.

If you were being a douchebag sumbitter's mom would be fresh. She's not.

HoratioGates: Wow, that's what I read too. We farkers are dirty bastards.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

nacker: That, or subby's last name is Rex, and he spent too much time with Freud.

Freud? That's kind of complex...

came for gratuitous "subby's mom" joke, leaving satisfied.

/you're mother's a whore, trebek!

spookybee: came for gratuitous "subby's mom" joke, leaving satisfied.

/you're mother's a whore, trebek!

A word of advice, friend: run. The Grammar Nazis are going to be hot on your heels for that one.

I think this was posted on Fark before, but someone had mentioned a great idea for a date, that I want to repost.

You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.

Gilliam317: You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.


How does that help me eat out subby's mom?

WFern: TommyymmoT: But it's $50 extra if you want anal.

What about a compromise? Analingus?

$25.

$15 if you get there before 5PM, but you have to deal with all the senior citizens.

Imagine this concept, papers have sections, and the LA Times has a lifestyle section, which is not news.

Gilliam317: I think this was posted on Fark before, but someone had mentioned a great idea for a date, that I want to repost.

You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.


That didn't work out so well for me.
She was non plussed by my impressive array of automotive lubricants, and various phalic symbols.

Gilliam317: I think this was posted on Fark before, but someone had mentioned a great idea for a date, that I want to repost.

You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.

Holy fark this is the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Ok you internet douchesacks, it's time we stop with the name calling. I'm submitter's dad and I have to draw the line somewhere. You did not have sex with her, and you cannot have sex with her. She most certainly does not have any diseases, that I know of anyway, and I would have caught them all if she did.

And I'm going to personally punch everyone who calls me a motherfarker. In the nuts. Or the box if that's what you have. Or both if you're a hermie. If you are a m>f postop tranny I will drug you and reattach your nuts and wait for you to fully recover so I can kick you in the nuts. I don't eve3n think that will work, but i'm willing to try.

And if you are my child, I will ground every one you till you're 50 until I figure out which one of you little bastards keep submitting these headlines. And don't try that "You're not me real father" bullshiat either, I'm coming at you with lab results!

brewssuds: Gilliam317: I think this was posted on Fark before, but someone had mentioned a great idea for a date, that I want to repost.

You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.

Holy fark this is the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Sounds sweet to me. Better than just spending $40 on a movie and dinner.

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: Ok you internet douchesacks, it's time we stop with the name calling. I'm submitter's dad and I have to draw the line somewhere. You did not have sex with her, and you cannot have sex with her. She most certainly does not have any diseases, that I know of anyway, and I would have caught them all if she did.

And I'm going to personally punch everyone who calls me a motherfarker. In the nuts. Or the box if that's what you have. Or both if you're a hermie. If you are a m>f postop tranny I will drug you and reattach your nuts and wait for you to fully recover so I can kick you in the nuts. I don't eve3n think that will work, but i'm willing to try.

And if you are my child, I will ground every one you till you're 50 until I figure out which one of you little bastards keep submitting these headlines. And don't try that "You're not me real father" bullshiat either, I'm coming at you with lab results!

Technically, I believe dining at one's mother's house would be considered "eating in," not "eating out." Perhaps subby had a small Freudian slip?

/"Give to Oedipus!"
"Wazzup motherfarker?"

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: Ok you internet douchesacks, it's time we stop with the name calling. I'm submitter's dad and I have to draw the line somewhere. You did not have sex with her, and you cannot have sex with her. She most certainly does not have any diseases, that I know of anyway, and I would have caught them all if she did.

And I'm going to personally punch everyone who calls me a motherfarker. In the nuts. Or the box if that's what you have. Or both if you're a hermie. If you are a m>f postop tranny I will drug you and reattach your nuts and wait for you to fully recover so I can kick you in the nuts. I don't eve3n think that will work, but i'm willing to try.

And if you are my child, I will ground every one you till you're 50 until I figure out which one of you little bastards keep submitting these headlines. And don't try that "You're not me real father" bullshiat either, I'm coming at you with lab results!

You're wife's a whore.

Motherfarker.

My most recent first date was under $25: two and a half hours at a good coffee shop. Three incarnations of coffee (one for her and two for me) = about $12 or so.

Course, I haven't called her since just after New Year's, so that's not saying much. Not much chemistry, I suppose. She was pleasant enough, well educated and fairly good looking, but . . . no real connection.

/I think the conversation would have been about the same at a $50/plate restaurant
//maybe she had sharp knees; I couldn't tell

Gilliam317: I think this was posted on Fark before, but someone had mentioned a great idea for a date, that I want to repost.

You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.

I've got a better idea. Give your man a steak, fark the snot out of him and then go the hell to sleep.

Zimmy: brewssuds: Gilliam317: I think this was posted on Fark before, but someone had mentioned a great idea for a date, that I want to repost.

You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.

Holy fark this is the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Sounds sweet to me. Better than just spending $40 on a movie and dinner.

Maybe this way you'll find a nice girl who will hold you whenever you cry.

phenn: I've got a better idea. Give your man a steak, fark the snot out of him and then go the hell to sleep.

Here's to hoping that's just an expression.

thereadlines: so wrong

have you seen the meth ad for the chick being f*cked by a dog? she actually looks happy in it

Gilliam317 I like that

at80eighty: thereadlines: so wrong

have you seen the meth ad for the chick being f*cked by a dog? she actually looks happy in it

No. But that sounds like a very dangerous GIS.

Any one else balk at central LA being historic?

/Unless its at least 400 years old its new
//ok I'm not from US

brewssuds: Zimmy: brewssuds: Gilliam317: I think this was posted on Fark before, but someone had mentioned a great idea for a date, that I want to repost.

You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.

Holy fark this is the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Sounds sweet to me. Better than just spending $40 on a movie and dinner.

Maybe this way you'll find a nice girl who will hold you whenever you cry.

I've already done that. Now if she would just quit thinking I'm a lesbian, all would be good.

All Apologies: Imagine this concept, papers have sections, and the LA Times has a lifestyle section, which is not news.

Well, it's not like there's anything much going on in LA that's newsworthy.

What? No mention of duct tape? A roll is way less than 25 bucks.

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: Ok you internet douchesacks, it's time we stop with the name calling. I'm submitter's dad and I have to draw the line somewhere. You did not have sex with her, and you cannot have sex with her. She most certainly does not have any diseases, that I know of anyway, and I would have caught them all if she did.

And I'm going to personally punch everyone who calls me a motherfarker. In the nuts. Or the box if that's what you have. Or both if you're a hermie. If you are a m>f postop tranny I will drug you and reattach your nuts and wait for you to fully recover so I can kick you in the nuts. I don't eve3n think that will work, but i'm willing to try.

And if you are my child, I will ground every one you till you're 50 until I figure out which one of you little bastards keep submitting these headlines. And don't try that "You're not me real father" bullshiat either, I'm coming at you with lab results!

Impressive! I didn't know that pocket ninja was accepting apostles!

/applause

Zimmy: brewssuds: Gilliam317: I think this was posted on Fark before, but someone had mentioned a great idea for a date, that I want to repost.

You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.

Holy fark this is the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Sounds sweet to me. Better than just spending $40 on a movie and dinner.

if by sweet you mean not geared to get me laid, then yeah.

thereadlines: spookybee: came for gratuitous "subby's mom" joke, leaving satisfied.

/you're His mother's a whore, trebek!

A word of advice, friend: run. The Grammar Nazis are going to be hot on your heels for that one.

fixed for the Nazis.

Uneven Displacement: if by sweet you mean not geared to get me laid, then yeah.

Why is it always about you? sob

Gilliam317: I think this was posted on Fark before, but someone had mentioned a great idea for a date, that I want to repost.

You take your date to a dollar store, give them seven bucks and tell them to buy six items that say something about themselves. It is open ended. You do the same, then over a nice dinner discuss what items you each bought and why.

No, I'm sorry... that's lame. It seems so forced. Mind you, I'm not a "spend lots of money on me" girl. About the opposite, actually. My favorite close-to-first date was a bottle of wine, a corkscrew, a pack of sparklers, and climbing on top of railroad tracks that go over the river in town. Conversation between watching the fireworks was more than enough to keep me intrigued without having my date just "telling me about himself". Screw that. Let's have a conversation and if it's lively and I'm intellectually intrigued we'll have plenty more and you can tell me about yourself through stories and not numbered lists.

If you're gonna do something like that, it has to happen mostly organically. Otherwise it just rings hollow, like a icebreaker at the corporate team building exercise .

/Oh, team building exercise `99.

StreetlightInTheGhetto:

When it`s with me you only need two minutes, `cause I`m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You say something like, "Is that it?" I know what you`re trying to say. You`re trying to say, "Aww yeah, that`s it." Then you tell me you want some more. Well I`m not surprised. But I`m quite sleepy.

I would just like to point out to anyone who actually RTFA....Skooby's on Hollywood blvd is the shiznit for a real first date. If you meet someone in a club near there and actually want to talk to them, go to Skooby's and get a large order of fries (with the spicy mayo dipping sauce) and have at it. Worked for me. Plus if you order dogs, you'll find it if your date is a lame vegan or a garlic loving freako.

nacker: I totally read that as eating out subby's mom.

Came here for pics... then re-read the title.

/disappointed

I don't think I've really had a first date that was over 25$, if I did, not by much.

Simply because I considered first date to be just a simple way of getting to know each other.

So either having a late meal/snack so to talk and see if it's worth taking a walk to talk so more after, or go to a movie (of her choice) to see what her taste is like, how she'd act, and then a walk to talk.

Heck, my first date with the woman who is now my wife was coffee at a doughnut shop to meet, then bought groceries to make supper at my place.

She got to see my place, so she got an idea of how I lived, etc.

That was almost 10 years ago.