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(Baltimore Sun) Asinine Now that all the homicides are solved and all the shiat is cleaned out of the Chesapeake Bay, investigators have broken up a black market striped bass ring   (baltimoresun.com) divider line 30
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worlddan 2009-02-01 03:15:13 PM  
Another case where industry self-regulation failed. Who would have thunk it.

 
tortilla burger 2009-02-01 03:16:21 PM  
I, for one, am glad that they're fin-ished.

 
brian-painter-loser 2009-02-01 03:17:03 PM  
"These were fish pirates"

/arrrrrrr

 
Animatronik 2009-02-01 03:18:23 PM  
Pollution is a problem and so is overfishing. It's not asinine to tackle both problems at once.

 
101111 2009-02-01 03:18:46 PM  
Asinine? Really?

Maybe if the investigation resulted in cops off their regular beat, but it was the Marine Police according to the article. It would seem to be in their purview.

 
YodaTuna 2009-02-01 03:20:45 PM  
God forbid we try to keep our natural resources renewable so our children can enjoy them by passing laws to prevent overfishing and subsequently enforcing those laws.

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 03:22:51 PM  
I hope those pirates get the carp kicked out of them.

 
Hat Madder 2009-02-01 03:26:47 PM  
Animatronik
Pollution is a problem and so is overfishing. It's not asinine to tackle both problems at once.

On the other hand, some homicides in Baltimore probably end up benefiting crabs in the Chesapeake Bay.

 
gibbon1 2009-02-01 03:29:11 PM  
Asinine for the feds to bust down commercial poachers? Subby is either trolling or a Republican.

 
ani23 2009-02-01 03:30:12 PM  
I don't see whats so asinine about this article

 
pvd021 2009-02-01 03:32:29 PM  
I didn't hear anything about how this hurt the supply and demand or how it endangered this fish specie. If anything, it sounds like these guys by-passed the bureaucracy saved a little on taxes and made a lot of extra dough by doing so.

Yet somehow, if these guys get prosecuted and arrested, the public has to pay by seeing higher prices of fish and less fish markets to go to which means less competition.

Whatever happened to just fining them, and calling it a day. Make them pay for the millions they stole in annual installments Or face some PMITA prison time. And since I'm assuming they're smart, they'll rather face the long fines, then prison time.

 
Animatronik 2009-02-01 03:35:20 PM  
Hat Madder: Animatronik
Pollution is a problem and so is overfishing. It's not asinine to tackle both problems at once.

On the other hand, some homicides in Baltimore probably end up benefiting crabs in the Chesapeake Bay.


It's true that everyone has that going for them, even if they accomplish nothing in life they'll make good fish fertilizer some day.

And at some point, if you want to stop the killings, you have to put blue lights and cameras everywhere and spy on everyone, or just give up entirely.

/Oh wait they tried that already.

 
aresef 2009-02-01 03:41:17 PM  
But that's not what smells fishy downtown.

/Where are my Wire pics?

 
Gunz_drawn 2009-02-01 03:57:06 PM  
i want pictures.

 
laars 2009-02-01 04:12:51 PM  
I was just arrested for molesting a cub scout so I am enjoying this thread.

 
vodka 2009-02-01 04:19:25 PM  
Not asinine.

 
AspectRatio 2009-02-01 04:32:52 PM  
This is the only striped bass I care about.
bp0.blogger.com

 
Greek [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 04:34:02 PM  
pvd021: I didn't hear anything about how this hurt the supply and demand or how it endangered this fish specie. If anything, it sounds like these guys by-passed the bureaucracy saved a little on taxes and made a lot of extra dough by doing so.

Yet somehow, if these guys get prosecuted and arrested, the public has to pay by seeing higher prices of fish and less fish markets to go to which means less competition.

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Actually, yes, you DID hear how this hurt the supply and endangered this fish species (species is both singular AND plural, dolt) See, they took fish in excess of bag limits, in addition to being unlicensed. Bag limits aren't arbitrary numbers set up so the government can collect fines- they're the result of research that takes in consideration numbers of fish, reproduction rate, rate of predation, and number of licensed fishermen and their catch rate. They then determine a number of fish that can be caught that year that still leaves enough to reproduce for replacement the next year. When you start taking more than you're allowed, the numbers drop the next year, and it will go on until either (A) the price of that fish is prohibitively expensive or (B) the fish is extinct. and THAT will definitely hurt business, both for poachers and for those who obey the rules. It ALSO hurts the consumers, who will no longer get to have that kind of fish, and it hurts the environment, because whatever it was the species of fish ate can now grow out of control and screw up the bay for everything else living in it.

 
castufari 2009-02-01 04:35:36 PM  
pvd021: I didn't hear anything about how this hurt the supply and demand or how it endangered this fish specie. If anything, it sounds like these guys by-passed the bureaucracy saved a little on taxes and made a lot of extra dough by doing so.

The bay is suffering from overfishing, has for years. There were rules that waterman - like some of my family members who fish out of the area - have to abide by. They don't like it but it beats losing their livelihood.

 
gerlad 2009-02-01 04:38:39 PM  
I've been out of Maryland for 13 years. I almost shiat myself when I was at Costco the other day and saw rockfish fillets going for more than the yellow fin tuna fillets. Something is seriously wrong.

 
fizzygillespie 2009-02-01 04:51:27 PM  
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Both approve of juking the stats.

 
winterwhile 2009-02-01 05:36:49 PM  
These folks earn so little, I see a Dem run Bailout comming this way.

Yea, we need more Pork over here.

 
Blues_Fan 2009-02-01 05:53:05 PM  
There is a side effect coming.

The ASFMC sets bag limits/quotas. Maryland has now grossly exceeded our quota for several, documented, years.

Maryland's commercial striper fishery may well be shut down as a result. Thus depriving honest watermen of a living.

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 05:56:29 PM  
As someone who fishes for stripers all the time, I'm getting a kick..

Seriously though, fark those guys. The striper population was dwindling until a lawsuit pushed the net boats further out of the Chesapeake Bay. They were netting stripers along with everything else and either selling them (illegally) or tossing them back injured and dying. The population has been recovering nicely in spite of asshats like the pirates in TFA.
Believe it or not, sport fishing is big industry for coastal states and in the northeast stripers (rock fish for those of you in the VA/delmarva peninsula area) are very popular. And delicious.

/pre-spawn starts soon
//Island Beach State Park, NJ, FTW

 
canner508 2009-02-01 06:46:16 PM  
Almost all the homicides in Baltimore are worthless criminals killing each other.. I say give out more free guns !
And the stripers ate all the baby crabs, fish eat, thats what they do..

 
shanteyman 2009-02-01 09:03:04 PM  
Throw the book at the bastards.

 
bigbadideasinaction 2009-02-01 09:07:34 PM  
gibbon1: Asinine for the feds to bust down commercial poachers? Subby is either trolling or a Republican.

Subby believes that no other crimes should be investigated until all murders ever committed are solved, apparently.

 
quantum_csc 2009-02-01 10:28:38 PM  
bigbadideasinaction: gibbon1: Asinine for the feds to bust down commercial poachers? Subby is either trolling or a Republican.

Subby believes that no other crimes should be investigated until all murders ever committed are solved, apparently.


Either that or that all law enforcement resources should be applied to a single crime until it is resolved, and then on to the next one.

 
nickerj1 2009-02-01 10:37:22 PM  
fizzygillespie: Both approve of juking the stats.

Where's the pic of Martin O'Malley, from back when he was mayor.

 
bgddy24601 2009-02-02 07:41:32 PM  
paxarcana.files.wordpress.com

Really?

No one else put this up?

/leaves disappointed
//after arriving VERY late

 
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