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(News Of The World) Cool This is Louise. Louise enjoys having casual sex with people she meets on the internet. Louise is hot. w/pic   (newsoftheworld.co.uk) divider line 422
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Ima10urin8 [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 11:51:45 AM  
I've met her someplace before...

 
wee [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:05:30 PM  
Vaginal warts: Studded for his pleasure.

 
JacksBlack [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:08:00 PM  
Everyone together now, "Hi Louise!!"

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:14:51 PM  
"Is it in, yet?" is heard a lot during her dates

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2009-02-01 12:17:59 PM  
img382.imageshack.us

 
gatsome 2009-02-01 12:58:39 PM  
You know, she's averaging one dude every 5 days. There are plenty of couples in the world who have way more sex then that and there's no presence of "hotdog/hallway" scenarios there, why is that?

Because it's only one guy?

Some of you are simply too quick to judge.

 
incendi [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:07:00 PM  
I think she might have been homeschooled.

 
swamp_of_dumb 2009-02-01 01:07:08 PM  
So what's the difference between Louise and a toilet?

Since it appears that Louise doesn't follow you home after you use her...nothing.

/win
//win
///situation

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:09:55 PM  
Louise has daddy issues.

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:11:24 PM  
img517.imageshack.us
img517.imageshack.us

Yes, she's hot, but I'm not sure I'd want to go where 200 men have gone before, condoms or not.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:14:46 PM  
... so now being a slut is something to be proud of?

 
incendi [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:15:28 PM  
Tatsuma: ... so now being a slut is something to be proud of?

Apparently the term over there now is "slag".

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:17:38 PM  
incendi: Apparently the term over there now is "slag".

Slag is much too respectful, she's a slapper and a proper one at that.

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:28:07 PM  
I hate women like this. Use you, then lose you. I hate being used like a sex toy.

 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:28:54 PM  
Tatsuma: ... so now being a slut is something to be proud of?

If she's taking precautions and being careful, then I don't see what's wrong with a woman enjoying sex just for the act itself.

Then again, i'm not encumbered by a set of 4,000 year old rules about a woman's proper place

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:32:50 PM  
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Then again, i'm not encumbered by a set of 4,000 year old rules about a woman's proper place

I have the same view regarding men who have the same lifestyle, but nice baiting.

 
CaptainJuan 2009-02-01 01:43:40 PM  
I wonder whether it was her biological dad or her stepdad that molested her when she was twelve.

 
IrateShadow [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:43:44 PM  
MasterThief: Yes, she's hot, but I'm not sure I'd want to go where 200 men have gone before, condoms or not.

200 is her internet count. It wouldn't be surprising if her total count were double that.

 
hogans 2009-02-01 01:43:49 PM  
Really, it's just a cold sore.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:44:41 PM  
CaptainJuan: I wonder whether it was her biological dad or her stepdad that molested her when she was twelve.

Signing up in the "roleplay" section of passion.com, are you?

Pervert
.

 
Yoleus [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:45:15 PM  
This thread is useless without email addresses

 
Asherah loves YHWH 2009-02-01 01:45:29 PM  
I'll just stick with subby's mom, thank you.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:45:38 PM  
Really, all I want to do is breakout my guitar and sing to her "You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no"

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:45:45 PM  
A lot of women may call me a slag, but I'm not. The sex is on my terms - I call the shots.

That's not why they call you a slag. They call you a slag because you're slagging it up, you filthy slag.

What a time to be single. They didn't have craigslist back in my day.

 
Ebenator 2009-02-01 01:45:50 PM  
Does she do anal?

 
ltdanman44 2009-02-01 01:45:59 PM  
WHERE IS THE SUPER BOWL THREAD

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-02-01 01:46:40 PM  
Why is her face orange?

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H. 2009-02-01 01:46:45 PM  
Saying "Not in my eye" doesn't count as "calling the shots," kid.

 
jake3988 2009-02-01 01:46:56 PM  
Louise claims to be driven by the *thrill* of no-strings sex with guys she's just met.
==============================

I'm driven by that thrill too. It's a pity Louise is the only girl willing to share it.

 
skinink 2009-02-01 01:47:21 PM  
What I like is that it's okay for her to admit to this, despite the fact she's in a position of authority (bar manager). I wonder how long I'd get to keep my job if the Boston Globe came out with an article on me that I like to fark women in uncomfortable places.

 
TheGreatGildersleeve 2009-02-01 01:47:27 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
CaptainJuan 2009-02-01 01:47:40 PM  
Tatsuma: Signing up in the "roleplay" section of passion.com, are you?

Hey, everybody's got their "thing." Some people have anonymous sex with 200 random partners, some roleplay parental molestation.

Perfectly normal, Perfectly healthy.

 
texdent [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:48:20 PM  
After having her get a complete medical check up, maybe some mental therapy to make sure she's not crazy and even then double bag it....

Maybe.

 
ChadManMn 2009-02-01 01:48:26 PM  
*Simultaneously searching priceline and craigslist at warp speed*

 
Joce678 2009-02-01 01:49:13 PM  
gatsome: There are plenty of couples in the world who have way more sex then that and there's no presence of "hotdog/hallway" scenarios there, why is that?


'Cos it's funny. Duh!

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2009-02-01 01:49:13 PM  
gatsome: You know, she's averaging one dude every 5 days. There are plenty of couples in the world who have way more sex then that and there's no presence of "hotdog/hallway" scenarios there, why is that?

Because it's only one guy?

Some of you are simply too quick to judge.


THIS.

Plus, as long as she doesn't have an STD, so what? She's a girl who knows wtf she's doing in bed by now, I'd think. I'd take a girl with a 200+ count and no STDs over that girl who had sex with one guy in college and has herpes.


/life is fatal
//only idiots have hangups about prior sex

 
Seth'n'Spectrum 2009-02-01 01:49:31 PM  
STRANGERS

FIVE DAYS

THREE of them IN ONE DAY

The caps speak to me. This looks like a movie featuring lots of handicam action, that or yakety sax in the background.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:49:42 PM  
Ninja Wicked: Why is her face orange?

It's a virulent disease that strikes young, healthy people and women in their 40s in some geographical areas, such as England and New Jersey.

CaptainJuan: Hey, everybody's got their "thing." Some people have anonymous sex with 200 random partners, some roleplay parental molestation.

Perfectly normal, Perfectly healthy.


"You shouldn't have to strangle me to keep up your erection"
"Hey, I have needs"

 
Nogale 2009-02-01 01:49:50 PM  
It's not so much that she enjoys hooking up with strangers she meets on-line - that's pretty much become de rigueur in today's dating scene - but the fact that she gave an interview about it that strikes me as strange.

And these weren't anonymous quotes, either. Multiple photos? That would enable anyone who reads the article to identify her?

I wonder how much they paid her.

 
MBA Whore 2009-02-01 01:50:14 PM  
I have a FARK question. Would it be appropriate to tell her to shut her whore mouth? She is: 1) on FARK, 2) a clear attention whore, 3) a clear whore, 4) opening her mouth.

However, she is not a feline. She is a human.

So, to the more expert FARK ettiquette (sp?) people: Would it be appropriate to tell her to shut her whore mouth (and show her tits?)?

 
TheGreatGildersleeve 2009-02-01 01:50:26 PM  
She's a bar manager? This place?

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
tukatz [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:50:27 PM  
She admits: "I can't explain the buzz I get from meeting someone for the first time and knowing that in a couple of hours we'll be ripping each other's clothes off. It's addictive.


Oh my.... I wonder how many stalkers she has...?

 
Jack9 2009-02-01 01:50:43 PM  
I'll pass on that one.

//it's all about the grill. She has the phillipino chinese scandinavian look, ew

 
supertoad 2009-02-01 01:50:49 PM  
Ima10urin8: I've met her someplace before...

you've probably seen her in other ads. it's just a marketing scheme by passion.com

 
BuyASweetAss 2009-02-01 01:51:11 PM  
AirForceVet: I hate women like this. Use you, then lose you. I hate being used like a sex toy.

I'll just be taking your last man card now

 
mephisto6 2009-02-01 01:51:11 PM  
Yeah she's pretty hot and the economy is down, so why not? Wonder what it pays to model for a News of the World story...

 
bighairyguy [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:52:03 PM  
Lots of women do that honey, and they make lots of money in the process. You're doing it wrong!

 
tgregory 2009-02-01 01:52:21 PM  
facebook searches for "Louise Grant" just went through the roof

 
mrwombat 2009-02-01 01:53:18 PM  
And the best part is how much money she makes!

 
UncleCal 2009-02-01 01:53:35 PM  
As big as a hat...

 
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