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(music-news) Cool B-52's singer Fred Schneider to write a children book, Presumably about matching towels, dolphins wailing and red snappers snapping. He can also do book readings, in the exact same way he sings onstage   (music-news.com) divider line 29
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elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 11:52:07 AM  
It might be about the monster in his pants

 
lomnoir [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:10:35 PM  
Since some people read children's books to their kids as bedtime stories, the last page will read, "Now try to get some sleep out there!"

/Not bad, getting better.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:38:18 PM  
That would be so cool! I can't wait to see what he comes up with.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:56:02 PM  
"Roam if you want to...
Oh, the places you'll go..."

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 02:11:43 PM  
THERE GOES A BIKINI WHALE!

 
haemaker [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 02:44:14 PM  
What if he sees a painted sign on the side of the road?

 
dgc360 [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 02:45:06 PM  
will he be writing about a rock lobster? (new window)

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 03:11:21 PM  
I want to see him write a children's book about an enormous Chrysler Newport that fights crime.

 
milowitz 2009-02-01 04:27:57 PM  
OoooOooooo Aaaahhhh.

 
radioman_ 2009-02-01 04:40:53 PM  
The man has a way with words. This could be good.

 
TheHopeDiamond 2009-02-01 05:01:41 PM  
I'd pay a LOT to see a reading "in the B-52 style".

 
shadowself 2009-02-01 05:14:05 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I want to see him write a children's book about an enormous Chrysler Newport that fights crime.

Got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale, and it will put you in JAAAAIIIIILLL!!!

 
galactus5000 2009-02-01 05:37:48 PM  
Will the sequel be called Planet Claire?

 
Lipspinach 2009-02-01 06:26:27 PM  
Homosexuals should not be allowed to write childrens books!

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H. 2009-02-01 06:34:44 PM  
I hear he's going to self-publish. He's in the basement, learning to print.

 
chitownmike 2009-02-01 06:36:22 PM  
Lipspinach: Homosexuals should not be allowed to write childrens books!

nice try but this would be scary regardless of what team he played for if they do an audiobook, they will (parents are lazy)
/Lazy parent
//my kid would love it
///still creepy

 
WordsnCollision 2009-02-01 09:19:20 PM  
Wanna be the ruler of the galaxy
Wanna be the king of the universe
Let's meet and have a baby now!
Wanna be the empress of fashion
Wanna be the president of Moscow
Let's meet and have a baby now!

/likes the way FS thinks
/also likes collecting records and exploring the cave of the unknown

 
davynelson 2009-02-01 09:31:45 PM  
clap fo de celebrity!!

*clap, clap*

http://myspace.com/daveyunderground

 
silverblues 2009-02-01 09:59:23 PM  
His tin roof rusted?

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 10:19:05 PM  
He can read to my grandchildren any day!

i63.photobucket.com

 
bigwave 2009-02-01 11:33:37 PM  
So hurry up nd bring your jukebox money.

 
BigEd [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 11:57:12 PM  
Tin roof... Rusted.

 
TheGreatGildersleeve 2009-02-02 03:37:04 AM  
'I started working on the first chapter, so here goes,' he writes. 'The day turned steel gray, and a chill descended upon Twinkletown Petting Zoo. Suddenly, all the children started screaming. Not their usual obnoxious screams, this was different and very ominous.'

It was a dreary downtown day. All the skies were gray.

Did Quiche LaPoodle go on a mad rampage?

 
galactus5000 2009-02-02 07:25:46 AM  
davynelson: clap fo de celebrity!!

*clap, clap*

You just don't learn do you.

Blocked again.

 
galactus5000 2009-02-02 07:45:38 AM  
TheGreatGildersleeve: It was a dreary downtown day. All the skies were gray.

He went for a walk on a winter's day?

 
shadowself 2009-02-02 09:05:19 AM  
galactus5000: TheGreatGildersleeve: It was a dreary downtown day. All the skies were gray.

He went for a walk on a winter's day?

If he was in Los Angeles, he could enjoy the moderate temperatures and also be free from danger.

 
GoodScout 2009-02-02 03:45:35 PM  
i263.photobucket.com
Approves.

 
lazyminnie 2009-02-03 01:19:36 PM  
BRING YOUR COLLEGE MONEY!!!!!!

 
XtremeLeeWyte 2009-02-04 03:26:46 PM  
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