Goddamn foreign beers.

Srick to 'Murcan classics...like...uh.... PBR?

/Just threw up in my mouth a little.

But Budweiser has drinkability!!

Pretty sad when you have to point out that your product is fit for consumption...

He's got a point. If you're gonna steal, take some good stuff.

Obvious tag foams up.

Is it really theft to take bud?

He won't be so critical once he sees Bud's groundbreaking Super Bowl ads tonight.

Wouldn't have been easier to just steal a horse?

How an anyone drink Bud...just saying.

Isn't having to drink the Budweiser punishment enough?

No need to prosecute; if they drank the Bud, the punishment fits the crime.

The retard is strong in this thread.

Was it Budweiser Chelada?

Just seeing that beer in the case at my local liquor store put me off liquids for a week.

Still waiting for news on the theft of actual beer.

EEEWWWWW!

drinking that gives you Bud Mud!

I like Bud. It that makes me some kind of Swamp Yankee piece of trash so be it.

I'm drinking a bud right now so I'm getting a ..
BRB
AFK

Gunny Highway: I like Bud. It that makes me some kind of Swamp Yankee piece of trash so be it.

I though SOuth County was all natty light drinkers.

/BRB
Bud Mud attack.

I drank Bud last night for the first time in years. God it's awful.
/Glad I didn't have to drink more than 2.

I'm seriously getting fed up with the "bear snob" meme.

I try to drink the best beer I can afford. And eat the best food I can afford. I try to see good movies, not shiatty movies.

According to the rules, I guess I'm a "snob" about everything, particularly beer because I choose not to drink swill water only scarcely related to beer in the first place.

"Here, try some of this sewer water. No? What's the matter, you some kind of water snob or something?"

'I think a good phrase to describe me is 'eager to please'.

There you go, you pervs.

This reminds me, I need a beer.

hovsm: Is it really theft to take bud?

I would consider it that they were doing me a favor, personally.

Of course, a beer snob would pilfer a pilsener so particular and pallet pleasing they'd be promptly picked up by the public authorities due to their prissy posturing on their potables. And a 24 of Bud tends to blend into a crowd better than a Honey Oat Winter Amber Spiced Ale... Limited Edition.

Beer snob thread! EEEW My Europiss is better than your microswill!

/fark off, I like Bud, and Coors, and a lot of other beers, and I can't stand most of the over hopped bitter beers that are supposedly more sophisticated.
//byte me

Quasar: 'I think a good phrase to describe me is 'eager to please'.

There you go, you pervs.

Oops; somehow this migrated from the Emma Watson fark thread here.

Well, it fits somehow.

Crown_of_Shoes
I'm seriously getting fed up with the "bear snob" meme.

Well that is because you are one, and you just don't like when people point out how douchebaggy you sound.

I don't like the taste of beets, I guess that means I ought to put down everyone who does like beets and call them names just like a little child right?

vudukungfu: I though SOuth County was all natty light drinkers.

It has become Gansett and Keystone territory I have noticed.

Crown_of_Shoes: because I choose not to drink swill water only scarcely related to beer in the first place.

"Here, try some of this sewer water. No? What's the matter, you some kind of water snob or something?"

I think it is this part that moves you into "snob" territory. The rest of the post was levelheaded and understandable.

It's like my ol' granddaddy used to say; the best beer is free beer.

Crown_of_Shoes: I'm seriously getting fed up with the "bear snob" meme.

I try to drink the best beer I can afford. And eat the best food I can afford. I try to see good movies, not shiatty movies.

According to the rules, I guess I'm a "snob" about everything, particularly beer because I choose not to drink swill water only scarcely related to beer in the first place.

"Here, try some of this sewer water. No? What's the matter, you some kind of water snob or something?"

Thank you.

I can't stand "party beer", miller, bud, etc, (especially keystone)

If I'm gonna drink beer I'm gonna grab something nice, like a Samuel Adams Winter Lager or their Cherry Wheat, both are amazing.

bearded clamorer

This. There seems to be an abundance of beer, coffee, and pantie sniffer snobs on Fark.

Lionel Mandrake: But Budweiser has drinkability!!


Yes it is

Shiner baby!

Impudent Domain: Beer snob thread! EEEW My Europiss is better than your microswill!

/fark off, I like Bud, and Coors, and a lot of other beers, and I can't stand most of the over hopped bitter beers that are supposedly more sophisticated.
//byte me

You obviously haven't tasted a range of Hefeweizens or Belgian Lambics.

/BEER SNOB
//no really, Hefeweizen tends to be less hoppy.

/Stella Artois
//yumm

The Beersnob Creed
If Jesus himself were to appear and turn water into wine (or in this case beer),you would still be fighting over yourselves to proclaim it dishwater...

The official beer of me is the beer I can afford to drink when I want to drink it!

bobbette: Impudent Domain: Beer snob thread! EEEW My Europiss is better than your microswill!

/fark off, I like Bud, and Coors, and a lot of other beers, and I can't stand most of the over hopped bitter beers that are supposedly more sophisticated.
//byte me

You obviously haven't tasted a range of Hefeweizens or Belgian Lambics.

/BEER SNOB
//no really, Hefeweizen tends to be less hoppy.

this. brought a the wife a Weihenstephaner the other day and she loved it. then again, i'm lucky that she shares my love of a good beer.

cptdon: The official beer of me is the beer I can afford to drink when I want to drink it!

also this. sometimes the budget calls for PBR, other times it's the Tucher or Advenitus.

i used to be really bad about turning my nose up at beers, but i've learned the error of my ways. just because i can appreciate a good beer doesn't mean that i am above drinking the erstwhile $CheapDomestic

hetheeme: Crown_of_Shoes: I'm seriously getting fed up with the "bear snob" meme.

I try to drink the best beer I can afford. And eat the best food I can afford. I try to see good movies, not shiatty movies.

According to the rules, I guess I'm a "snob" about everything, particularly beer because I choose not to drink swill water only scarcely related to beer in the first place.

"Here, try some of this sewer water. No? What's the matter, you some kind of water snob or something?"

Thank you.

I can't stand "party beer", miller, bud, etc, (especially keystone)

If I'm gonna drink beer I'm gonna grab something nice, like a Samuel Adams Winter Lager or their Cherry Wheat, both are amazing.


thanks for the update. we will all be sure to remember that in the future

Speaking of good beer. I had never tried Sierra Nevada before. God damn fantastic. I try to mix it up a lot, but for the most part I am a huge Sam Adams fan (original Boston Lager). Sierra Nevada tastes like a slightly better version of it.

Speaking of Budweiser. They recently did a cheap knockoff of Sam Adams called Budweisier American Ale. Even has a pop top and tastes like Sammy. Only you can tell you are drinking a much cheaper soulless version. Budweiser just gives you gut rot, plain and simple. It has nothing to do with being a beer snob. That stuff is just a natural laxative.

I don't like the way Bud tastes. Ya know what I do? I don't buy it. IF A friend or neighbor offers me a Bud, ya know what I do? I drink it. No need to be rude about it. If said pal or neighbor comes over to my place I offer him one of my beers....Guess what? They generally drink it. If they don't like it they just don't drink that much of it.

How is Bud like having sex in a canoe?

I met a guy who worked for AB his entire career [not in a brewery, IT guy], and he was extolling the consistancy and can for can identiy of Bud.

I was trying really hard not to tell him what I really think of Bud.

Look, I have no idea why bud is so popular, it's not even beer according to German law - because *drumroll* it's adultrated with RICE. Whoops. Must be the billions they spend on advertising and marketing eh?

When I want Sake, I'll drink Sake, when I want beer, I'll drink Red Tail Ale.

letapecul: hetheeme: Crown_of_Shoes: I'm seriously getting fed up with the "bear snob" meme.

I try to drink the best beer I can afford. And eat the best food I can afford. I try to see good movies, not shiatty movies.

According to the rules, I guess I'm a "snob" about everything, particularly beer because I choose not to drink swill water only scarcely related to beer in the first place.

"Here, try some of this sewer water. No? What's the matter, you some kind of water snob or something?"

Thank you.

I can't stand "party beer", miller, bud, etc, (especially keystone)

If I'm gonna drink beer I'm gonna grab something nice, like a Samuel Adams Winter Lager or their Cherry Wheat, both are amazing.


thanks for the update. we will all be sure to remember that in the future

heh not exactly sure what that comment was meant to convey, but just because someone has a particular taste does not mean that they look down on other people who have different taste

The difference between a snob someone with peculiar taste is that a snob looks down on the people who drink/eat things they don't like, and a peculiar taste person just dislikes the food or drink.

Prince of Pluto: It's like my ol' granddaddy used to say; the best beer is free beer.



Sounds like a very smart man.

Impudent Domain: Crown_of_Shoes
I'm seriously getting fed up with the "bear snob" meme.

Well that is because you are one, and you just don't like when people point out how douchebaggy you sound.

I don't like the taste of beets, I guess that means I ought to put down everyone who does like beets and call them names just like a little child right?

Ok, ok, so I called bud "sewer water," and that was an exaggeration, but I never put down people for what they drink and I'll have a bud every now and then (especially if nothing else is available) same way I'll have a twinkie every now and then.

I'm just tired of people calling me a "beer snob" because I'm intrigued by beer styles and varieties. Beer freak, I'd prefer.

They should be punished by having to drink all of it.

/not sure if anyone's said it yet

While everyone is hacking on Bud, let me point out that this theft occurred back on November 14th.

Columnist fails.

There's a lot of people in this world that don't really like beer, but don't have the guts to admit it.

I'd have more respect for these people if instead of ordering a "Bud" (or even worse, a - ugh - Corona), they ordered a Screaming Pink Anus, or whatever it is that people who don't like beer secretly with they were drinking...

brewssuds: There's a lot of people in this world that don't really like beer, but don't have the guts to admit it.

I'd have more respect for these people if instead of ordering a "Bud" (or even worse, a - ugh - Corona), they ordered a Screaming Pink Anus, or whatever it is that people who don't like beer secretly with they were drinking...

i believe these people are called women...



/just saying