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(Google) Spiffy Screw that stupid football game, here's the ever-so-more-important official Super Bowl commercial discussion thread. Bonus: official pregame and official halftime festivities discussion. Officially   (google.com) divider line 791
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SchlingFocker [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 09:18:53 AM  
Is this where the skirts are going to be today?

 
mr_bunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-01 09:25:16 AM  
Alright!

Consumer information vehicles hyped and delivered in a humorous way!

 
Secret Agent X23 2009-02-01 09:39:38 AM  
I am sick-to-farking-death of hearing about how wonderful Super Bowl commercials are.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 09:40:34 AM  
SchlingFocker: Is this where the skirts are going to be today?

Hey, I'm not wearing a...Aw, shi-

 
MIKELIVE [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 09:44:37 AM  
Secret Agent X23: I am sick-to-farking-death of hearing about how wonderful Super Bowl commercials are.

www.mikelive.us

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 10:09:00 AM  
Girls, the sewing circle is meeting in the Puppy Bowl thread.

 
lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 10:23:21 AM  
Transformers 2!!!!

//popcorn special!!
///Superbowl spot in the wings....

 
nacker 2009-02-01 10:34:03 AM  
No NBC in HD makes for a saaaaaad panda.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 10:41:18 AM  
LAYOFFS!!! er PLAYOFFS!!!

 
Kiddo Young [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 10:51:20 AM  
SchlingFocker: Is this where the skirts are going to be today?

This skirt will be watching the game. In all my chip and dip eating, beer drinking, and swearing at the TV glory.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2009-02-01 11:12:31 AM  
I predict there will be much debauchery, mass consumerism and general lawlessness hyped on TeeVee today. Thank Gawd.

 
swr2000 2009-02-01 11:56:17 AM  
The GI Joe trailer looks decent but I'm sure that they'll blow it

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:24:08 PM  
How long before the thread deteriorates into a biatch session about the inferiority of North American Armored Wankball, when compared to "real" sports like rugby and football (soccer)?

 
nacker 2009-02-01 12:41:39 PM  
markie_farkie: How long before the thread deteriorates into a biatch session about the inferiority of North American Armored Wankball, when compared to "real" sports like rugby and football (soccer)?

Oh snap. Now it's on!

/Because running around and taking dives is much more of a sport.
//The sissies probably think hockey isn't a sport either

 
FuLinHyu [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:42:56 PM  
swr2000: The GI Joe trailer looks decent but I'm sure that they'll blow it

Neigh!

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2009-02-01 01:51:07 PM  
markie_farkie: How long before the thread deteriorates into a biatch session about the inferiority of North American Armored Wankball, when compared to "real" sports like rugby and football (soccer)?

img168.imageshack.us

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 04:28:30 PM  
Hooray for Super Bowl commercials! Hooray for them existing so I can get called into work so I can enter them into the database and miss the game! Hooray!

 
Atheist_Republican [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 04:31:10 PM  
Yay Transformers and GI Joe! I've already seen the trailers on Youtube at this point, but nothing will stop me from squealin' like a schoolgirl when I see them again on TV.

 
ckellingc 2009-02-01 05:03:09 PM  
Go Puppy Bowl!

 
vodka 2009-02-01 05:05:50 PM  
What is this foosball game you speak of?

 
midnite_farker 2009-02-01 05:05:56 PM  
There's a game on today?

 
tukatz [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 05:06:23 PM  
Destined to be the most boring Super Bowl ever.

The commercials may save the day. Or the puppies.

 
InternationalShoe 2009-02-01 05:06:46 PM  
I just smoked a super bowl.

heyyyyyoooooo!!

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 05:06:49 PM  
Yay! Super Bowels!

 
skribble 2009-02-01 05:07:53 PM  
happy superbowl day everyone

 
namegoeshere 2009-02-01 05:08:58 PM  
The beagle is cute.

 
Karma Chameleon 2009-02-01 05:09:12 PM  
SchlingFocker: Is this where the skirts are going to be today?

Meanwhile all the heterosexual alphas out there will be watching big, sweaty men run around and lay on top of each other while wearing tight pants and smacking each other on the ass a lot

 
Benjimin_Dover 2009-02-01 05:10:47 PM  
Secret Agent X23: I am sick-to-farking-death of hearing about how wonderful Super Bowl commercials are.

They really have been disappointing in the past few years.

 
simpsonfan 2009-02-01 05:10:59 PM  
Mean Joe Greene. Kid. Coca-Cola. Best ad ever.

 
Sura Mbaya 2009-02-01 05:11:54 PM  
Rugby Trumps Football.
Book it
Done

 
apiarist 2009-02-01 05:12:15 PM  
Would someone please assure me that I did not just hear a Mercedes commercial talking about the "dampening" suspension rather than the "damping" suspension?

/Please???

 
Benjimin_Dover 2009-02-01 05:12:31 PM  
Kiddo Young: SchlingFocker: Is this where the skirts are going to be today?

This skirt will be watching the game. In all my chip and dip eating, beer drinking, and swearing at the TV glory.


Pictures or it didn't happen.

 
Benjimin_Dover 2009-02-01 05:13:29 PM  
simpsonfan: Mean Joe Greene. Kid. Coca-Cola. Best ad ever.

I am curious to see the remake they have planned for this year with that girl that plays on Pittsburgh.

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-01 05:13:55 PM  
Or as we call it in my family, the Stuporbowl.

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 05:14:01 PM  
So...we're not going to be making our usual snide remarks about the commercials in the real game thread?

I predict a lot of "oopswrongthread" from me.

 
Noitall 2009-02-01 05:14:19 PM  
Where's The Puppy Bowl thread?

 
phenn 2009-02-01 05:15:20 PM  
Anyone tuning in to Puppy Bowl this evening?

 
Karma Chameleon 2009-02-01 05:16:19 PM  
phenn: Anyone tuning in to Puppy Bowl this evening?

I will be smoking a super bowl while watching the Puppy Bowl.

 
CanisNoir [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 05:17:52 PM  
Bah, I for one am quite dissapointed with the new push for 3D. Not only is the Sobe Commercial going to be in 3D, The Monster movie and Chuck are all going to be in 3d. People are claiming that Hollywood is going to invest in 3D unlike ever before and tonight is just the first volley. Irritates the ever living hell out of me because it limits my movie going experiences.

I only see out of one eye at a time you stupid farkers - so now every time I want to see a movie I can either watch it all blurry like or suffer the headache of attempting to watch it either blue or red hughed.

Won't they ever think of us poor one eyed buggers?

 
Benjimin_Dover 2009-02-01 05:19:36 PM  
markie_farkie: How long before the thread deteriorates into a biatch session about the inferiority of North American Armored Wankball, when compared to "real" sports like rugby and football (soccer)?

Rugby is a sport. Soccer is a sport if you are a girl or from a third world country where the technology to produce a non-round ball or trees to make playing instruments are absent. In other words if all you can do as a kid is ball some junk up into a ball and kick it around then...

I am sure those starving kids in all those Sally Struthers commercials kicking around that massive ball of tape or whatever it was in that dirty ditch sure think it is a sport.

 
Broktun 2009-02-01 05:21:11 PM  
nacker: No NBC in HD makes for a saaaaaad panda.


NBCHD showed up last week for me on my basic cable.

Not bad considering my NBC stations are Johnstown, PA, and Hagerstown, MD.

When are the 3-D commercials??

I have glasses for the misses, girls, and me!!!

 
hockey fool 2009-02-01 05:21:31 PM  
meh. bugger the NFL and all their ads and timouts...

 
Vern the Worm 2009-02-01 05:22:26 PM  
Benjimin_Dover: Secret Agent X23: I am sick-to-farking-death of hearing about how wonderful Super Bowl commercials are.

They really have been disappointing in the past few years.


Last year they were the worst.

 
phenn 2009-02-01 05:23:48 PM  
markie_farkie: How long before the thread deteriorates into a biatch session about the inferiority of North American Armored Wankball, when compared to "real" sports like rugby and football (soccer)?

Hey, I quite like really big men in tight, shiny pants patting one another on the bottom. Who doesn't? But, Rugby is a better sport.

 
Mulchpuppy 2009-02-01 05:25:02 PM  
CanisNoir, the new 3D stuff isn't red eye/blue eye anymore. The glasses are clear. I don't know if that would make it better or worse for you, though. Obviously the stuff tonight is red/blue, so sorry about that.

I'm not a fan of the 3D stuff. Wearing those glasses for an extended period of time gives me a headache. Or maybe it was just the brilliant plotting of My Bloody Valentine...

 
phenn 2009-02-01 05:25:24 PM  
hockey fool: meh. bugger the NFL and all their ads and timouts...

Timouts?

z.about.com

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 05:25:31 PM  
phenn: markie_farkie: How long before the thread deteriorates into a biatch session about the inferiority of North American Armored Wankball, when compared to "real" sports like rugby and football (soccer)?

Hey, I quite like really big men in tight, shiny pants patting one another on the bottom. Who doesn't? But, Rugby is a better sport.


Your talking about baseball right?

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 05:26:15 PM  
Question: How much pregame do you sports fans need? It started at freaking noon.

\Currently watching Mythbusters
\\Will be doing freelance work once my daughter goes to sleep

 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock 2009-02-01 05:26:46 PM  
I'm sorry, I came in here to post about how I have 4 pair of those 3D glasses from an accidental trip to KMart and that is the only reason my TV will be on at all after 6pm.

BTW, the future of 3D will either be polarized light (which I'm pulling for, but requires carefully aligned dual projectors) or synchronized LED at 120Hz (switching on/off at 60 Hz), so you really shouldn't be impacted at all. It's this anaglyph stuff you have to worry about, in the transition period we've been in since Captain EO, and it won't ever catch on. Two-eyed people hate it just as much, only we can get a small amount of pleasure at the same time.

I tried to get a preview of some kind so I could find out if it was worth waiting to see, but they're keeping it under wraps. That almost entirely says it sucks.

 
BigMamaBlueberry 2009-02-01 05:28:59 PM  
Yay for the puppy bowl! Go Matilda!!!

animal.discovery.com

Yeah, I've been drinking for hours, wanna fight about it?

 
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