How is this different from any other Saturday night in Tampa?

JerseyTim: How is this different from any other Saturday night in Tampa?

and wtf does it have to do with the super bowl? the arrests were made friday night

More importantly, why is the Florida tag being ignored?

I love drunks and druggies, make everyone else's life so much better.

//Police are always hiring.

I had to laugh when I saw the porn star mug shot! ha, far from it,but I guess he can always dream.

drugs stashed in his buttocks

That's some serious crack, there.

"Prank caller to police: F--- you."

Tell me you don't wanna party with this guy!?

Usually when I take a xanax I put the tablet in my mouth and drink a full glass of water, but up the butt? I guess that could work.

Last night's pre-Super Bowl arrests include a man 'with a tattoo labeling him a porn star', a man who knocked over an occupied portable toilet, a man with drugs stashed in his buttocks, and other morans morons(with mugshot goodness)

//FTFY
//pet peeve of mine

Hampdenite: I had to laugh when I saw the porn star mug shot! ha, far from it,but I guess he can always dream.

He must do black-market, redneck porn.

FTA: When deputies strip-searched him at the jail, they found Xanax pills in a cellophane wrapper in the "defendant's buttocks," as they say in police jargon.

Bullshiat. That's the just the jargon they put in the affidavit. The REAL cop jargon is "Holy shiat, Sammy, come look at what this motehrfarker shoved up his ass!"

stevegarbowski: "Prank caller to police: F--- you."

Tell me you don't wanna party with this guy!?

I don't wanna party with that guy. Why? Because, fark you!

You don't need to be a good looking dude to be in porn. You just need a large package and stamina.

LeglessDog

Moran is a fark meme.

Florida Tag SVP.

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FTFA: When they asked why he called 911, he gave this reason: "Because, f--- you."

Alright what's his fark handle?

Where's TSG when we need them!?

Who the hell takes Xanax anymore? And wtf kind of trip was that guy on if he was presumably taking coke and weed in addition to the xanax?

LeglessDog: Last night's pre-Super Bowl arrests include a man 'with a tattoo labeling him a porn star', a man who knocked over an occupied portable toilet, a man with drugs stashed in his buttocks, and other morans morons(with mugshot goodness)

//FTFY
//pet peeve of mine

Moran. You are one.

triad203: Where's TSG when we need them!?

Who needs TSG? 10:1 Pinellas County has it's booking photos publically available online.

Megain: JerseyTim: How is this different from any other Saturday night in Tampa?

and wtf does it have to do with the super bowl? the arrests were made friday night

And they were all in Pinellas county.

Joshua Smith, 24, knocked over an occupied portable toilet early this morning in downtown St. Petersburg and took off running from police, an arrest affidavit states.

WIN.

LeglessDog is a most excellent troll. He's reeling in the dopes left and right.

And this sounds like a typical weekend police blotter. Nothing 'wild' about anything that happened here, at all. Just an excuse to holler SUPER BOWL, I guess.

Intelligent_Man: JerseyTim: How is this different from any other Saturday night in Tampa?

Uhh.. What does this have to do with the Super Bowl?

Wow. What, no dissertation on this one? Didn't know you were capable of such short postings.

Gawd! I just love FL, sounds like they are taking lessons from Clearwater Beach. No matter how bad my day is, it always brightens a little when I read about the "Sunshine State".

I didn't read the article, but I'm willing to bet that most of these people weren't traveling into town for the game. I don't know about you guys, but I usually don't make it a point to get arrested while I'm out of town. It would be quite the nuisance.

That wacky police jargon is a hoot.

"a man with drugs stashed in his buttocks"

But was it some good shiat?

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Stay tuned

Theological Farker: FTA: When deputies strip-searched him at the jail, they found Xanax pills in a cellophane wrapper in the "defendant's buttocks," as they say in police jargon.

Bullshiat. That's the just the jargon they put in the affidavit. The REAL cop jargon is "Holy shiat, Sammy, come look at what this motehrfarker shoved up his ass!"

stevegarbowski: "Prank caller to police: F--- you."

Tell me you don't wanna party with this guy!?

I don't wanna party with that guy. Why? Because, fark you!


Are you kidding, I loved partying when I was in 7th grade--you know drinking dad's Wild Turkey and prank calling people. Partying with this dude would totally be a blast from the past.

Didn't know Nathan Scott lived in tampa.

/Subby fails for a missing TAG.

"How is this different from any other Saturday night in Tampa?"

More porta-potties to knock over?

pebblespetal: You don't need to be a good looking dude to be in porn. You just need a large package and stamina.
have you seen porn lately?
All you need is to be able to deliver the chowdah on cue!
\Viagra takes care of the stamina part,
\\Some of these Porn Stars make me thinks I am hung like the hedge hog
\\\ I mean thats what I have been told

Partisan: LeglessDog

Moran is a fark meme.

triad203: LeglessDog: Last night's pre-Super Bowl arrests include a man 'with a tattoo labeling him a porn star', a man who knocked over an occupied portable toilet, a man with drugs stashed in his buttocks, and other morans morons(with mugshot goodness)

//FTFY
//pet peeve of mine

Moran. You are one.

LOL, I guess you guys aren't aware of yet another fark meme, known as the rotsky.
In other words, your meme got meme'ed.

farfigneugan: LOL, I guess you guys aren't aware of yet another fark meme, known as the rotsky.
In other words, your meme got meme'ed.

Keistering a cellophane-wrapped bindle of Xanax pills would probably cause more anxiety than the pills, themselves, could alleviate... and then having to unkeister, unwrap, and then put them in my mouth with shiat-covered fingers?

Wow.

Think about the horror of being in a portapotty when it gets knocked over. Good lord.

Ninja Wicked: FTFA: When they asked why he called 911, he gave this reason: "Because, f--- you."

Alright what's his fark handle?

First thing I thought. I really, reeeeally want to send this guy a case of beer. Maybe even a pony.

"Because, f--- you."

Honest. Simple. Artistic.

Yo dawg I heard you like memes...

FTFA: When they asked why he called 911, he gave this reason: "Because, f--- you."

Dad?


/obligatory

The Stupid Bowl.

We take your money,
and you give it to us.

"In other words, your meme got meme'ed."


/Approves

Xanax doesn't even get you high. Wtf.

Pyro Messiah: Xanax doesn't even get you high. Wtf.

You're doing it wrong.

"Morans?"

Erin and Julie?

We need a Super Bowl pregame thread before Im too lit up to post.

pebblespetal: You don't need to be a good looking dude to be in porn. You just need a large package and stamina.

See, this is my pet peeve when it comes to watching porn. You see a hot chick, then ah! Big ugly, sweaty, hairy ass guy!

Okay... LeglessDog inspired me.

How about a "Troll of teh Year" contest?

/with an honorable mention to the idjit that falls for the most obvious one.

\just cuz

/morans