They really shouldn't have used Great White's Best Of as a background music CD. Was bound to end in tragedy.

Queue yakety sax.

First "subby owes me a new keyboard" headline I've truly had.

anddddddd
we all go to hell.

Subby wins.

I actually LOLed at that headline, good jorb subby.

Considering they fired off fireworks, inside the bar, from their tables I don't think any amount of practicing a fire drill would have helped those people.

paulseta: They really shouldn't have used Great White's Best Of as a background music CD. Was bound to end in tragedy.

came for the greate white reference...

I never make posts on headlines, but...

Wow. Just.... wow.

/exit row, please.

kiwichan: First "subby owes me a new keyboard" headline I've truly had.

Not that original i thought. Has been used at least a couple of times, like here (new window)

Sod A Dog: I never make posts on headlines, but...

Wow. Just.... wow.

/exit row, please.

Oh, we are all going to hell for that one.

No.1: kiwichan: First "subby owes me a new keyboard" headline I've truly had.

Not that original i thought. Has been used at least a couple of times, like here (new window)

Meh, and nobody saw that one.

I was going to submit this with an "OOOOOHHH!" "AAAAAHHH" headline, but this one was better.

I raffed.

Dear Subby,

/DNRTFA

As a life long practitioner of Chinese fire drills, I'm getting a kick out of the headline.

What is a 'Latin Style' Club, and why did Changle City close all other entertainment venues because of one fire? Seems pretty harsh, but then again it's China.

From Wikipedia, looked it up just for the hell of it:

The term is alleged to have originated in the early 1900s, during a naval incident wherein a ship manned by British officers and a Chinese crew set up a fire drill for fighting a fire in the engine room. In the event of a fire the crew was to form a bucket brigade, drawing water from the starboard side, taking it to the engine room and throwing it on the fire. Because water would accumulate in the engine room, another crew was to take the excess thrown water and haul it back up to the main deck, and then heave it over the port side (in order to bail it out).

When the drill was called the first moments went according to plan, but then orders became confused in translation. The crew for the bucket brigade began drawing the water from the starboard side, running over to the port side, and then throwing the water over, and so by-passing the engine room completely.

funny.

Was it funny the first time? Oh yes, very much so.

Funny the second time? You know what, yeah, a little bit it was.

The same joke resused in a half-dozen headlines? Tired. Funny if you're only catching it for the first time, I guess, but tired. Tired.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: I raffed.

Perfect. Win.

No.1,
The other headlines referenced in that link are funny too. Apparently "Chinese fire drill" is the gift that keeps on giving..

Anthropophaguy: Was it funny the first time? Oh yes, very much so.

Funny the second time? You know what, yeah, a little bit it was.

The same joke resused in a half-dozen headlines? Tired. Funny if you're only catching it for the first time, I guess, but tired. Tired.

If a headline falls in a forest and nobody is around to LOL did it really happen?

headline made me lol
...wtg subby

Damn good one subby. +1

This headline is at least 2 years old.

Welcome to Chinese New Year. Think of it this way, they probably have had worse disasters during the New Year celebrations than that.

The Chinese fire drill worked great up to the point where they started running back into the burning building.

didn't RTFA just looove the headline. Way to go subby.

+1

Strop, Dlop and Loll!!!!!!

Oh,the Hunuanity!

Vern the Worm: The Chinese fire drill worked great up to the point where they started running back into the burning building.

THIS ^ is what I came in to say.

/you bastard

GoSlash27: No.1,
The other headlines referenced in that link are funny too. Apparently "Chinese fire drill" is the gift that keeps on giving..

This. It's the gift that keeps on giving. I'm surprised it got greenlit as I thought it ("chinese fire drill") had been used too many times - but it's still funny every time...

/going to hell
//subby

Vertdang: Vern the Worm: The Chinese fire drill worked great up to the point where they started running back into the burning building.

THIS ^ is what I came in to say.

/you bastard

This.

I ROR'd

I was wondering who would be so farking stupid to set off fire works in a fire trap in the first place ...now I know...China needs a tag...

Anthropophaguy: Was it funny the first time? Oh yes, very much so.

Funny the second time? You know what, yeah, a little bit it was.

The same joke resused in a half-dozen headlines? Tired. Funny if you're only catching it for the first time, I guess, but tired. Tired.

Burning Chinese will always be funny, Unless there young female and Hot to start with. ME like asian youg ladys have pocket full of $5 bills....

dillenger69: Queue yakety sax.

What about yakety axe? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndiMnwz5XjA

Fire in the disco!

Fire in the Taco Bell!

Came for Electric Six, was almost disappointed.

BioCritter you are a gentleman and a scholar.

"Oh no, Chinese fire drill! For real this time!"

subby you magnificent bastard

Grey Street: "Oh no, Chinese fire drill! For real this time!"


Where is that from? The Simpsons?

Headline is Submission of the Year caliber. Bravo subby.

One of the rare times actually did get soda on my monitor!

Bravo, subby, Bravo!
+1!

didn't anyone tell this assclown that it was a bad idea to light fireworks inside a bar?

/chinese people don't have much common sense.

Lighting fireworks indoors is unsafe.

FIFTEEN DEAD? And the Chinese news agency reports it, and more than that probably died in Chinese coal mines the same day, and no mention.......

Thanks Subby.

Problem is everyone would run out one door and then re-enter via another.