Say what you want about her music; she single-handedly made the cute librarian look a gen-x staple.

CtrlAltDelete: Say what you want about her music; she single-handedly made the cute librarian look a gen-x staple.

Boys DO make passes at girls who wear glasses. 8)

She's so cute and tiny!

You only hear what you want to.

Yeah, but will he sit on the corner of her bed and smoke with the ghost in the back of her head?

/not a big LL fan
//but love that lyric

FTA - At the reception, guests will be served a buffet-style dinner of jumbo lump crab cakes and Caesar salad with anchovy beignets prepared by chef Julian Alozno. Pastry chef Martin Howard created the white wedding cake with chocolate mousse.

The decor, designed by Sherri Adler & David Sawaryn, features all-white centerpieces arranged in a variety of copper and glass vases accented with fresh moss and tiny deer figurines.

Geeky glasses or not, that is just Wentzery.

I am the last Lisa Loeb fan alive, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

/seen her live 100 times
//Check out the Purple Tapes

CtrlAltDelete: Say what you want about her music; she single-handedly made the cute librarian look a gen-x staple.

No doubt. Her music rates as fair to middlin' in my book, but her SNL performance had my teenage ass glued to the TV. Yowza.

Who?

j/k, j/k... but really.

Looks like she got pretty cute when she got older.

I'm happy for her and all (nobody wants to be single at 40), but weren't songs about failed relationships kind of a staple for her?

I'm jealous. She's hot. She's got a great rack, looks great in a thong(above), music's not bad, and she wears those glasses.

HOLY SHIAT.

She has the CUTEST ass!

I'm jealous! :O And speechless now!!

/I'd...I'd like to touch her ass to see what it does in response...

British: I'm jealous. She's hot. She's got a great rack, looks great in a thong(above), music's not bad, and she wears those glasses.

I have a deep-seated hatred of glasses, only because I got rid of my thick coke-bottle glasses the week before thick black-rimmed glasses became 'hipster cool' in the mid-90s.

But yeah, she makes them work.

/farking Weezer...

Damn I didn't realize she had such a nice ass. I've always liked her look.

Roey Hershkovitz? seriously? is that his Catskills stage name??

My wife has the Lisa Loeb look, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies...

I would have married her.

Or at least rolled around in the sack with her.

Liked her since that song subby brought up.

Roey Hershkovitz? Prediction: their boys are going to be circumcised.


/came for yarmulke and rabbinical school quips
//left disappointed

I thought this thread was gonna be about the Zodiacs.

/get off my lawn
/naw, please stay

Mmmmm, pseudo-nerdy girls.

good for her! She seems like a cool chick.

Miss Stein: Proto-type nerdy chick singer:

First and only time Nana Mousskouri will be referenced in FARK.

PoopStain: If a woman puts her legs up on your headboard after sex to "let the sperm settle" then you need to re-think your relationship. And by re-think I mean run the fark away. You should talk about this shiat beforehand, not surprise a guy post coitus.



"Increases?!?"



/you mean coitus?

This really pisses me the fark off. Just take a look at that dude and tell me what you see!


Everywhere I go I see hot women/girls with fugly, doofy or just plain disgustingly ugly guys, and it's gotten worse within the past 10 years or so. Now I understand the main reasons behind such an increasing phenomenon like....

" Well I finally realized that most really attractive guys can't be trusted or don't have much personality "

or

" It's the inside that counts, and women are less attracted to the visual aspect of a man"

or

" I'm blind, foolish and slightly slow, which is why I picked an ugly man that's boring and not even remotely as interesting, intelligent or as kind as you are "


I usually stick up for women and can't stand most guys in general, but it's sad at how many women live up to just as many stereotypes as males and this bums me out. I guess it doesn't help that it seems that while apparently I'm not ugly, I'm in some sort of twilight zone of invisibility between "average-looking" and " attractive".



who the fark knows

PoopStain: Lisa Loeb was on my favorite female artist list right up until I dated my first crazy Jewish woman.

I'm crazy enough myself and my self-esteem is down lower than the floor, but this woman took whatever psychosis I already had and magnified it.

What I've found: If a woman is 40, never been married, and "seemingly normal" - she's crazy. If a woman is 40, never been married, and "seemingly normal and Jewish" - she's crazy on a level you cannot possibly deal with. Family is involved, pressure is applied, and sex is always, ALWAYS, about having a baby.

If a woman puts her legs up on your headboard after sex to "let the sperm settle" then you need to re-think your relationship. And by re-think I mean run the fark away. You should talk about this shiat beforehand, not surprise a guy post coitus.

And you should be prepared for other family involvement after you break up, because her family wouldn't leave me alone. Breaking up is hard enough, but breaking up with a woman's mother is absolute torture.


I'm beginning to believe this somewhat too.


Am I the only one that finds this whole thing lame? I mean you have a late 30's Jewish girl coffeehouse style singer that is perceived to be "different" and "interesting" eventually getting married to a successful jewish man.


apparently she was typical all along



I was raised Irish Catholic, and grew up in areas that were heavily Irish Catholic, but was my last girlfriend or current girlfriend Irish? Thankfully my girlfriend is an athiest because I certainly wouldn't want to have to mingle with the typical Irish Catholic family in Rhode Island.

Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww

/obscure?

Sounds like a great thong pic was deleted. The things you miss when you don't understand the headline at first..

Isn't it a crime?

You can stay if you want to?

/got nuthin'

This is the extend of my knowledge about her:
'Stay' did not hold together lyrically.

She was dating a Zappa a few years ago, they toured together and were putting on a cooking show.

They broke up.

And NOW she's marrying a guy she met two years ago who was trying to put together a cooking show?

Coincidence?

I have such a crush on her still.

/yeeeeeaaaaah, I missed you.

Would I hit it?
OY would I hit it.

Walkenstein: This really pisses me the fark off. Just take a look at that dude and tell me what you see!


Everywhere I go I see hot women/girls with fugly, doofy or just plain disgustingly ugly guys, and it's gotten worse within the past 10 years or so. Now I understand the main reasons behind such an increasing phenomenon like....

" Well I finally realized that most really attractive guys can't be trusted or don't have much personality "

or

" It's the inside that counts, and women are less attracted to the visual aspect of a man"

or

" I'm blind, foolish and slightly slow, which is why I picked an ugly man that's boring and not even remotely as interesting, intelligent or as kind as you are "


I usually stick up for women and can't stand most guys in general, but it's sad at how many women live up to just as many stereotypes as males and this bums me out. I guess it doesn't help that it seems that while apparently I'm not ugly, I'm in some sort of twilight zone of invisibility between "average-looking" and " attractive".



who the fark knows

Sounds like a personal problem to me. When I look at her husband I see an average-looking guy who works in the same industry she does. My guess is that they get along really well.

She should have given me a call. I'd have stayed. I'd have stayed so much they would have needed a crowbar to get me off her.

I don't know why, but I think she is so hot.

Walkenstein: This really pisses me the fark off. Just take a look at that dude and tell me what you see!


Everywhere I go I see hot women/girls with fugly, doofy or just plain disgustingly ugly guys, and it's gotten worse within the past 10 years or so. Now I understand the main reasons behind such an increasing phenomenon like....

" Well I finally realized that most really attractive guys can't be trusted or don't have much personality "

or

" It's the inside that counts, and women are less attracted to the visual aspect of a man"

or

" I'm blind, foolish and slightly slow, which is why I picked an ugly man that's boring and not even remotely as interesting, intelligent or as kind as you are "


I usually stick up for women and can't stand most guys in general, but it's sad at how many women live up to just as many stereotypes as males and this bums me out. I guess it doesn't help that it seems that while apparently I'm not ugly, I'm in some sort of twilight zone of invisibility between "average-looking" and " attractive".



who the fark knows

Maybe, just MAYBE....they all have a better personality then you. Intelligent women this day in age are tired of biatchy whiney assholes that only care about looks. It doesn't matter how they look, as long as they don't treat them like shiat. You seem to think they only care about looks, maybe your just a whiney, biatchy asshole. Plus, he's actually good at something...the guys a music supervisor for CONAN O'BRIAN! In other words he has something INTERESTING to talk about. He has a job that he worked his ass off for, instead of coming on Fark and whining about how he can't get laid by intelligent pretty girls.

CaineTheLongShot
/obscure?


YOU'VE got a Denver boot on your soul!

PoopStain: Lisa Loeb was on my favorite female artist list right up until I dated my first crazy Jewish woman.

I'm crazy enough myself and my self-esteem is down lower than the floor, but this woman took whatever psychosis I already had and magnified it.

What I've found: If a woman is 40, never been married, and "seemingly normal" - she's crazy. If a woman is 40, never been married, and "seemingly normal and Jewish" - she's crazy on a level you cannot possibly deal with. Family is involved, pressure is applied, and sex is always, ALWAYS, about having a baby.

If a woman puts her legs up on your headboard after sex to "let the sperm settle" then you need to re-think your relationship. And by re-think I mean run the fark away. You should talk about this shiat beforehand, not surprise a guy post coitus.

And you should be prepared for other family involvement after you break up, because her family wouldn't leave me alone. Breaking up is hard enough, but breaking up with a woman's mother is absolute torture.

Crazy Jewish women are insane. I met a twenty-four year old one and she's batshiat insane. She might be crazy in the sack, but I was too busy trying to figure out why she wouldn't entertain a relationship (or even a fling) when she would send me nude pics of herself online while we were chatting. I finally realized that she had a few screws loose and kept her at arm's length.

I get the feeling Lisa Loeb is the same way. I'm betting that her career of singing songs of her being unable to find love was just the downswing in her sine curve of insanity where the upswing would be farking people or still being a cocktease until she realized she was thirty-five and men were too mature for that gaming without a payoff. So she gives into her parents, starts hunting for a man to fit into peer pressure, and then finds a man she can wrangle so now her parents shut up, she can feel less alone (in theory), and she might be able to have a kid and hence have it 'all' by having a vibrant single life and yet having a kiddie to shut the 'rents up.

Look at the way she's hanging off the guy in the photo. That's not a case of a short woman trying to hug, that's a case of latching onto an idiot. It's a few steps short of dancing on Oprah's couch, but the insane desire is there. Pity, really.

*sigh*

Walkenstein, you should quit staring out the window. Your coffee's going cold.

Walkenstein: This really pisses me the fark off. Just take a look at that dude and tell me what you see!


Everywhere I go I see hot women/girls with fugly, doofy or just plain disgustingly ugly guys, and it's gotten worse within the past 10 years or so. Now I understand the main reasons behind such an increasing phenomenon like....

" Well I finally realized that most really attractive guys can't be trusted or don't have much personality "

or

" It's the inside that counts, and women are less attracted to the visual aspect of a man"

or

" I'm blind, foolish and slightly slow, which is why I picked an ugly man that's boring and not even remotely as interesting, intelligent or as kind as you are "


I usually stick up for women and can't stand most guys in general, but it's sad at how many women live up to just as many stereotypes as males and this bums me out. I guess it doesn't help that it seems that while apparently I'm not ugly, I'm in some sort of twilight zone of invisibility between "average-looking" and " attractive".



who the fark knows

You're only hearing negatives. No, no, no, nooooooooooo.

No pointy knees, it would work for me!


hawtlinked of course...

Walkenstein: This really pisses me the fark off. Just take a look at that dude and tell me what you see!


Everywhere I go I see hot women/girls with fugly, doofy or just plain disgustingly ugly guys, and it's gotten worse within the past 10 years or so. Now I understand the main reasons behind such an increasing phenomenon like....

" Well I finally realized that most really attractive guys can't be trusted or don't have much personality "

or

" It's the inside that counts, and women are less attracted to the visual aspect of a man"

or

" I'm blind, foolish and slightly slow, which is why I picked an ugly man that's boring and not even remotely as interesting, intelligent or as kind as you are "


I usually stick up for women and can't stand most guys in general, but it's sad at how many women live up to just as many stereotypes as males and this bums me out. I guess it doesn't help that it seems that while apparently I'm not ugly, I'm in some sort of twilight zone of invisibility between "average-looking" and " attractive".



who the fark knows

that guy is really hot, get over yourself.

Walkenstein:

This pisses you off because you're so good-looking, right?