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(People Magazine) Caption What's Ellen DeGeneres thinking about this mother-to-be? [voting enabled, article LIT]   (img2.timeinc.net) divider line 88
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EverWatcher [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 09:14:04 PM  
[source article] (new window)

 
le mew [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 09:16:30 PM  
This one time, at band camp.....

 
munchkinette 2009-01-31 09:32:41 PM  
A flute did THAT?!?

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 09:36:02 PM  
Boy I'd like to watch you breastfeed!

 
FloydA [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 09:37:43 PM  
The Power of Christ Compels you!

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 10:22:49 PM  
Be Gay. Be Gay. Be Gay.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 10:38:20 PM  
You're so lucky your going to get to stick your head thru her vagina

 
Zoinks! [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 10:42:53 PM  
Penis goes where???

 
AeroSquid [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 10:45:05 PM  
"You dirty breeder !"

 
Broz_Tito 2009-01-31 11:04:11 PM  
And all the people in the audience get one too.

 
cambie [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:18:40 PM  
I smell vagina. Give it to me!

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:38:57 PM  
I told you my tongue shot semen!

 
mybluemake [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:39:35 PM  
"Do you have that Tara chick's number from Buffy, 'cause she is one fine piece of womanflesh."

 
DarkJohnson [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:51:18 PM  
img2.timeinc.net
Please be a girl.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 03:36:20 AM  
"Why does it look like you're carrying a lute?"

 
NaugahydeDonkey [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 06:56:41 AM  
i287.photobucket.com

 
dontbreakthebend 2009-02-01 07:43:29 AM  
"It's me, Ellen from smash hit Mr. Wrong!"

 
linker3000 2009-02-01 07:43:49 AM  
Penis goes where!?

 
Vern the Worm 2009-02-01 07:44:06 AM  
"Thanks for bring the watermellon to the superbowl party."

 
quadcam 2009-02-01 07:45:07 AM  
you fit an ENTIRE midget up there??

 
linker3000 2009-02-01 07:45:35 AM  
Sorry Zoinks

Mods - pls delete my post.

 
merlotguy [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 07:49:12 AM  
"I could just climb right in and eat you up"

 
Madadder 2009-02-01 07:56:52 AM  
"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 07:57:03 AM  
I'd hit it.


/Damn Fark your slow.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 07:57:39 AM  
I'd hit it.

/this time with enabled voting.

 
King_Groovy 2009-02-01 07:59:46 AM  
"so THAT'S what a penis is good for!"

 
oakwolf 2009-02-01 08:00:01 AM  
Do you trust me? Now do you trust me?

 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel 2009-02-01 08:00:07 AM  
If it's a boy, call it Dick.

If it's a girl, call it Flaps.

If it's just gas, call it Oprah.

 
Jaym4n 2009-02-01 08:01:26 AM  
HOLY SHIAT IT IS THE GIRL WITH THE FLUTE...
Quick google search.

Anyway:

This one time... at band camp...
/Voting not enabled since I wasn't the first.
//But I voted for him/her.

 
oakwolf 2009-02-01 08:02:16 AM  
FloydA, envotenate your contribution. I give it +1.

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 08:02:29 AM  
It's times like this that I wish I had a wire hanger.

 
quadcam 2009-02-01 08:02:37 AM  
all your 'gina are belong to us !!

 
Werehamster 2009-02-01 08:05:28 AM  
No, seriously, how did the baby get in there?

 
cardex 2009-02-01 08:06:18 AM  
is it too early to call her a MILF ?

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 08:06:52 AM  
"Gross."

 
NewEnglandGangster 2009-02-01 08:06:59 AM  
This Beats Fetus On A Stick!!!

 
biggreentree07 [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 08:09:03 AM  
"I can haz?"

 
merlotguy [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 08:10:07 AM  
"threesome!"

 
lantawa [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 08:11:16 AM  
HUURRRRR...DURHHHHHH??!!??

 
arreed 2009-02-01 08:17:13 AM  
"You say he did it voluntarily, huh? Never happened to me."

 
Vern the Worm 2009-02-01 08:19:47 AM  
we have the cast of Little People, Big World looking for my car keys.

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-02-01 08:19:56 AM  
IF you're a female, do you like girls?

 
6655321 2009-02-01 08:21:40 AM  
"This is not how I won the Showtime Young Comedians contest".

 
IAAl 2009-02-01 08:23:57 AM  
"Where did you get that dress? And those shoooes?!?!"

 
Inchoate 2009-02-01 08:24:59 AM  
How girl get pragnent?

 
tiptoen2 2009-02-01 08:24:59 AM  
Okay, kick once for the Steelers, twice for the Cardinals, and three times for who cares.

 
vaginal destruction 2009-02-01 08:28:56 AM  
"I should taste this vagina before it gets all torn up by this kid."

 
justafarkingchef 2009-02-01 08:29:56 AM  
Whoops! My hand slipped! Sorry!

 
tiptoen2 2009-02-01 08:39:30 AM  
Don't worry I've seen this before. Lets get my shop-vac and you'll be good as new in a jiff.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-01 08:45:16 AM  
I don't care how bad it gets stretched, it'll still be better than Brittany Spears.

 
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