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(TBO) Florida Man arrested for punching horse. No, this is not a Blazing Saddles sequel   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 63
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Norad [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:50:28 PM  
"Hey! You can't park that animal there! It's illegal!"

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:51:04 PM  
Mongo only pawn in game of life.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-01-31 11:51:15 PM  
"Mongo just pawn in game of life."

img98.imageshack.us

 
karac825 2009-01-31 11:51:33 PM  
That's better than choking his chicken, or spanking his monkey.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-01-31 11:51:53 PM  
Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

 
The_Y2P_Problem 2009-01-31 11:52:27 PM  
Never mind that shiat! Here comes Trey Matthew Palmer!

 
fatassbastard [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:54:26 PM  
Sorry about the "Up yours, nubian".

 
Aeonite [TotalFark] 2009-01-31 11:55:04 PM  
Excuse me while I whip this out.

 
State_College_Arsonist 2009-01-31 11:55:48 PM  

 
I8B4U 2009-01-31 11:56:05 PM  
At least he didn't try to feed it popcorn.

Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.
Cop: Buttercup!
Kenny: Butternuts!
Cop: BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: Cup!

 
Mrakattack 2009-01-31 11:56:07 PM  
To make bail, he's gonna need a shiatload of dimes.

 
Subtle_Canary 2009-01-31 11:57:58 PM  
Prince Charles must be pissed

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-02-01 12:02:30 AM  
Link (new window)

/unimpressed

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:03:18 AM  
I8B4U: At least he didn't try to feed it popcorn.

Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.
Cop: Buttercup!
Kenny: Butternuts!
Cop: BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: Cup!


Half-Baked reference FTW!

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-02-01 12:03:32 AM  
Is this the thread where some troll says the new president is a ni*BONG*?

 
Alyna_jf 2009-02-01 12:05:10 AM  
hep me! hep me!

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2009-02-01 12:05:30 AM  
You think that's impressive? You should see him beating up a bear in "Hercules in New York"...

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2009-02-01 12:06:14 AM  
Above comment for JonnyBGoode

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:07:34 AM  
JonnyBGoode: Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

 
SoCalChris [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:09:51 AM  
Smeggy Smurf: Is this the thread where some troll says the new president is a ni*BONG*?

The new president is near!

 
skinink 2009-02-01 12:12:09 AM  

That's Hedley!


www.swanshadow.com


 
iolanthe 2009-02-01 12:15:10 AM  
Mentat: JonnyBGoode: Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

'Scuse me while I whip this out.


It's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new......

 
Mrakattack 2009-02-01 12:16:08 AM  
McKeesport Beer Baron: u think that's impressive? You should see him beating up a bear in "Hercules in New York"...

And there I was thinking Arnold Schwartzenegger was the guy in Hercules in New York.

 
phyrkrakr 2009-02-01 12:16:48 AM  
Candygram for Mongo...Candygram for Mongo

i99.photobucket.com

 
Patertot 2009-02-01 12:18:22 AM  
Mentat: JonnyBGoode: Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

'Scuse me while I whip this out.


Its twue, its twue!

 
The_Y2P_Problem 2009-02-01 12:20:32 AM  
So what do you farkers do for fun?

 
SoCalChris [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:21:11 AM  
Patertot: Mentat: JonnyBGoode: Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

Its twue, its twue!


Hey baby, you're suckin on my arm!

/Best line ever cut from a a movie

 
hatelabs 2009-02-01 12:23:10 AM  
one ticket please,....


This popped into my head but someone else did it already...
Link (pops)

 
ginger_fretelli 2009-02-01 12:29:20 AM  
skinink: That's Hedley!

"So go do that voodoo that you do so wwwwwwweeeeeeeeelllllllll!"

 
nothumbs 2009-02-01 12:33:16 AM  
They said you was hung!

...And dey was RIGHT!

 
Dennis_Moore 2009-02-01 12:37:08 AM  
I had a friend who's horse LOVED to get punched in the neck.
It was like a massage or something.

 
Kid Mojo 2009-02-01 12:39:28 AM  
SoCalChris: Hey baby, you're suckin on my arm!

/Best line ever cut from a a movie


This

/ it always saddens me when people don't get the reference

 
MrCheeks 2009-02-01 12:45:04 AM  
My wife punched a horse once.


/no really, it was getting to close to her horse and being all snippy

 
everlastinggobstopper 2009-02-01 12:46:30 AM  
The_Y2P_Problem: So what do you farkers do for fun?

Play chess....screw.

 
DedParrot 2009-02-01 12:49:48 AM  
everlastinggobstopper: The_Y2P_Problem: So what do you farkers do for fun?

Play chess....screw.


Let's play chess.

 
MorphOSX [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 12:56:30 AM  
Kid Mojo: SoCalChris: Hey baby, you're suckin on my arm!

/Best line ever cut from a a movie

This

/ it always saddens me when people don't get the reference


I believe it's...

"Is it twoo what they say about your people? Oh it's twoo, it's twoo, it's twoo..."
"Ma'am, I hate to disappoint ya, but you're suckin on my arm..."

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2009-02-01 01:00:03 AM  
Mrakattack - It was, was commenting on JonnyBGoode's link to AS punching out the camel..

 
Donnchadha [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:01:58 AM  
Oh no, don't do that, don't do that.

If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

 
r1niceboy 2009-02-01 01:03:20 AM  
www.dvdtown.com

 
Aeonite [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:03:49 AM  
MrCheeks: My wife punched a horse once.


/no really, it was getting to close to her horse and being all snippy


Pics or it didn't happen.

 
Desire777 2009-02-01 01:15:45 AM  
MrCheeks: My wife punched a horse once.


/no really, it was getting to close to her horse and being all snippy



I am not your wife, but I have done that a few times.

But never ever in the face... only in the meaty part of the neck. They just look at you like you are dumb.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-02-01 01:18:07 AM  
Matthew Broderick's spousal abuse has gone too far.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-02-01 01:29:41 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

 
RAGUS 2009-02-01 01:40:13 AM  
Headling should have read:

"Man arrested for punching horse. Cops cautioned 'Don't shoot him, that'll only make him mad' by local drunk."


/Ragus only pawn
//you are making a german spectacle
///Can't you see that that man is a ni!

 
heinekenftw 2009-02-01 01:50:26 AM  
candy gram for mongo! candy gram for mongo! Sign please! Thank you!

Mongo like candy!

*BOOM*

 
Chulainn 2009-02-01 01:54:38 AM  
Donald_McRonald: Matthew Broderick's spousal abuse has gone too far.

Came here to say pretty much this, scanned all the posts and thought I might actually make it and be the first one to go that way with it...so close...so close...

 
bmwericus 2009-02-01 02:04:20 AM  
"All we will need is one day
One day to secure your nomination for"...."Dare I say it?"

"Dare...Dare"

"The PRESIDENCY!"

"WOW [BANG!]"

 
culebra 2009-02-01 02:19:19 AM  
Was he also chewing gum on line? Shameful.

 
BoobieFarker 2009-02-01 02:28:26 AM  
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here?

methinks alcohol was involved

 
x_kansas_x 2009-02-01 02:34:29 AM  
Was his job to offer battle to bad men near and far?

Was Bart his name?

 
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