"Hey! You can't park that animal there! It's illegal!"

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

"Mongo just pawn in game of life."

That's better than choking his chicken, or spanking his monkey.

Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

Never mind that shiat! Here comes Trey Matthew Palmer!

Sorry about the "Up yours, nubian".

Excuse me while I whip this out.

At least he didn't try to feed it popcorn.

Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.
Cop: Buttercup!
Kenny: Butternuts!
Cop: BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: Cup!

To make bail, he's gonna need a shiatload of dimes.

Prince Charles must be pissed

Link (new window)

/unimpressed

I8B4U: At least he didn't try to feed it popcorn.

Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.
Cop: Buttercup!
Kenny: Butternuts!
Cop: BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: Cup!

Half-Baked reference FTW!

Is this the thread where some troll says the new president is a ni*BONG*?

hep me! hep me!

You think that's impressive? You should see him beating up a bear in "Hercules in New York"...

Above comment for JonnyBGoode

JonnyBGoode: Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

Smeggy Smurf: Is this the thread where some troll says the new president is a ni*BONG*?

The new president is near!

Mentat: JonnyBGoode: Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

It's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new......

McKeesport Beer Baron: u think that's impressive? You should see him beating up a bear in "Hercules in New York"...

And there I was thinking Arnold Schwartzenegger was the guy in Hercules in New York.

Candygram for Mongo...Candygram for Mongo

Mentat: JonnyBGoode: Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

Its twue, its twue!

So what do you farkers do for fun?

Patertot: Mentat: JonnyBGoode: Mentat beat me to the quote (and got it right, curse my Alzheimers)

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

Its twue, its twue!

Hey baby, you're suckin on my arm!

/Best line ever cut from a a movie

one ticket please,....


This popped into my head but someone else did it already...
Link (pops)

skinink: That's Hedley!

"So go do that voodoo that you do so wwwwwwweeeeeeeeelllllllll!"

They said you was hung!

...And dey was RIGHT!

I had a friend who's horse LOVED to get punched in the neck.
It was like a massage or something.

SoCalChris: Hey baby, you're suckin on my arm!

/Best line ever cut from a a movie

This

/ it always saddens me when people don't get the reference

My wife punched a horse once.


/no really, it was getting to close to her horse and being all snippy

The_Y2P_Problem: So what do you farkers do for fun?

Play chess....screw.

everlastinggobstopper: The_Y2P_Problem: So what do you farkers do for fun?

Play chess....screw.

Let's play chess.

Kid Mojo: SoCalChris: Hey baby, you're suckin on my arm!

/Best line ever cut from a a movie

This

/ it always saddens me when people don't get the reference

I believe it's...

"Is it twoo what they say about your people? Oh it's twoo, it's twoo, it's twoo..."
"Ma'am, I hate to disappoint ya, but you're suckin on my arm..."

Mrakattack - It was, was commenting on JonnyBGoode's link to AS punching out the camel..

Oh no, don't do that, don't do that.

If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

MrCheeks: My wife punched a horse once.


/no really, it was getting to close to her horse and being all snippy

Pics or it didn't happen.

MrCheeks: My wife punched a horse once.


/no really, it was getting to close to her horse and being all snippy


I am not your wife, but I have done that a few times.

But never ever in the face... only in the meaty part of the neck. They just look at you like you are dumb.

Matthew Broderick's spousal abuse has gone too far.

Headling should have read:

"Man arrested for punching horse. Cops cautioned 'Don't shoot him, that'll only make him mad' by local drunk."


/Ragus only pawn
//you are making a german spectacle
///Can't you see that that man is a ni!

candy gram for mongo! candy gram for mongo! Sign please! Thank you!

Mongo like candy!

*BOOM*

Donald_McRonald: Matthew Broderick's spousal abuse has gone too far.

Came here to say pretty much this, scanned all the posts and thought I might actually make it and be the first one to go that way with it...so close...so close...

"All we will need is one day
One day to secure your nomination for"...."Dare I say it?"

"Dare...Dare"

"The PRESIDENCY!"

"WOW [BANG!]"

Was he also chewing gum on line? Shameful.

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here?

methinks alcohol was involved

Was his job to offer battle to bad men near and far?

Was Bart his name?