awwwwww they can't pay for Phillipe to bleach it any more, so they're scurrying to the dye packets.

Curtains. Drapes.

Actually, I deepened my red color. Not a fan of blonde....ever.

Tr0mBoNe: GOLD DIGGER ALERT!

GET YOUR FARKING PRENUPS READY, GENTS!!!!

This is not limited to poor economic times. Always be wary.

Again?

I thought this trend was over, like, 7 years ago.

Tr0mBoNe: GOLD DIGGER ALERT!

GET YOUR FARKING PRENUPS READY, GENTS!!!!

Yes, because we men browsing Fark at half past midnight on a Saturday night need to be wary of possibly-binding encounters with women...

I don't think anything could make me desperate enough to go blonde. :(

Ironclad2

Yes, because we men browsing Fark at half past midnight on a Saturday night need to be wary of possibly-binding encounters with women...

well that's it, thread over.

" Her carpets don't match the drapes!"
/forget the actual quote
// you're lucky i don't punch you in the face!

ginger_fretelli-Actually, I deepened my red color. Not a fan of blonde....ever.

Now THAT makes sense.

/the right thing to do.

A very proud brunette here. Nothing could get bad enough that I'd even consider dying it blonde.

do they act dopey too?

/married to brunette

humanconditioner: ginger_fretelli-Actually, I deepened my red color. Not a fan of blonde....ever.

Now THAT makes sense.

/the right thing to do.

I can't be any other color anymore. I was born a dishwater blonde, and in 8th grade, it got sun bleached a strawberry blonde, and it's been a shade of red no matter if I get it professionally dyed or otherwise since.
/gets compliments on my hair color.
//there's before and after photos on myfark. profile.
///is drinking the pain away.

I dyed my hair blonde once and I looked like an albino. I'll stay red, thanks.

yellow_ducki: A very proud brunette here. Nothing could get bad enough that I'd even consider dying it blonde.

Don't ever change...

Ironclad2: Tr0mBoNe: GOLD DIGGER ALERT!

GET YOUR FARKING PRENUPS READY, GENTS!!!!

Yes, because we men browsing Fark at half past midnight on a Saturday night need to be wary of possibly-binding encounters with women...

True dat. Either we are already hitched and dreading the snoring spouse or we aren't going to get hitched, ever.

Thank you yellow_ducki, you are a proud and dyeing breed.

I was blonde until I was 20ish. I look much better with dark hair. Now, if I could get my 20 year old body back...

ginger_fretelli:
//there's before and after photos on myfark. profile.
///is drinking the pain away.

Frankly, you look better blond.

woops, non-dyeing breed. Love the brunettes.

BlueRoseJS: I dyed my hair blonde once and I looked like an albino. I'll stay red, thanks.

EFF YES FOR REDHEADS!

Not to be nit-pickey, but you don't dye your hair blonde, you bleach it.

The dull winter weather year round in the UK also means women cannot rely on natural sunshine to lighten their locks.

FTFY

ginger_fretelli: BlueRoseJS: I dyed my hair blonde once and I looked like an albino. I'll stay red, thanks.

EFF YES FOR REDHEADS!

All redheads (bottle or biatchy) have my full support in every way.

The Hand That Feeds: I don't think anything could make me desperate enough to go blonde. :(

THIS. My hairstylist has been itching for forever and a day to put blonde highlights in my (very lovely, I might add) medium brown hair, to play up the natural blonde streaks along my hairline, but I point blank refuse. NO. FARKING. WAY.

/Get that nasty shiat away from my head, before I have a total Biatch fit.
//*note* Has also dyed my hair every color BUT blonde (so dye itself isn't the issue), and am currently all natural, and loving it.

I went red a while ago, it's slowly streaking out now. Probably going to get highlights when I get my hair cut the next time, but I'd never go blond.

/went black for a costume
//not doing that again

Shadow Blasko: ginger_fretelli: BlueRoseJS: I dyed my hair blonde once and I looked like an albino. I'll stay red, thanks.

EFF YES FOR REDHEADS!

All redheads (bottle or biatchy) have my full support in every way.

I'm both. But that's probably why I'm divorcing. Oh well...I'll just stick to making money, sex on the fly, and drinking when it's suitable from now on.
/love it WAY overrated.

Shadow Blasko-All redheads (bottle or biatchy) have my full support in every way.

wise words indeed.

the before picture looked great ginger_fretelli but yeah, i think you made the right choice.

My sister who is practically identical to me currently has blonde hair. I think about it every now and again because I feel like I need something more current, but I always chicken out.

Ringshadow: I went red a while ago, it's slowly streaking out now. Probably going to get highlights when I get my hair cut the next time, but I'd never go blond.

/went black for a costume
//not doing that again

How you doin? Long time no talk!

Came for pics of desperate, broke blonds; leaving disappointed.

I8B4U: " Her carpets don't match the drapes!"

What about the curtains?

/And the fire-irons...?

ginger_fretelli: I'm both. But that's probably why I'm divorcing. Oh well...I'll just stick to making money, sex on the fly, and drinking when it's suitable from now on.
/love it WAY overrated.

I'm firmly convinced that seeing red in the mirror every day drives women insane.

And in a very very good way.
I bare the emotional and physical scars of many relationships with redheads (and one marriage) and would not have it any other way.

Joce678: /And the fire-irons...?

Kinky.

BlueRoseJS: I dyed my hair blonde once and I looked like an albino. I'll stay red, thanks.

You should see my passport photo. I did my hair really white that day and they stood me against a white background for the pic. It looks like I've got no head.

I am naturally blonde and my hair is the ONE thing I am vain about. I really do think it's the prettiest hair in the world and I actually look at obviously bleached blondes and think "Haha, you wish you had my hair but you don't."

/kind of a biatch
//I got a free $100+ hair cut once cause the stylist loved my hair

Ironclad2: Tr0mBoNe: GOLD DIGGER ALERT!

GET YOUR FARKING PRENUPS READY, GENTS!!!!

Yes, because we men browsing Fark at half past midnight on a Saturday night need to be wary of possibly-binding encounters with women...

All men should be wary. Those of us who weren't the first time around sure as hell are now.

Dear Fark Abbey,

My wife's lovely red hair is showing streaks of silver after 30+ years of wedded bliss. Should I suggest she dye it back to red, or should I not mention it?

Yours truly,

SCA

humanconditioner: Shadow Blasko-All redheads (bottle or biatchy) have my full support in every way.

wise words indeed.

the before picture looked great ginger_fretelli but yeah, i think you made the right choice.

I think the blonder one...which is more of a strawberry blonde in that photo, is deceiving. You guys are falling for more skin than the more conservative redder one. But whatever. It's more my preference than yours, so if you like, great, if not, well that's your problem, ya know?

Haa! Shadow Blasko! Me too. There is something to be said about fiery redheads. The same thing that can be said about psycho chicks. Fun in bed, not so much fun in a restaurant.

Tr0mBoNe: GOLD DIGGER ALERT!

GET YOUR FARKING PRENUPS READY, GENTS!!!!

Hey, if you don't see them coming a mile away, you deserve what you get.

/no, really, that 20 year old wants to have sex with your 60 year old self because she thinks you're funny.

Shadow Blasko: ginger_fretelli: I'm both. But that's probably why I'm divorcing. Oh well...I'll just stick to making money, sex on the fly, and drinking when it's suitable from now on.
/love it WAY overrated.

I'm firmly convinced that seeing red in the mirror every day drives women insane.

And in a very very good way.
I bare the emotional and physical scars of many relationships with redheads (and one marriage) and would not have it any other way.

I will say that I 'see red' from time to time, but I think that's more of my 'daddy issues' than due to the color of my hair. It just happens to be coincidental on that part.
/will never change for any man....EVAR.
//why I still keep finances separate in relationships.

ginger_fretelli: You guys are falling for more skin than the more conservative redder one

Do I detect the cause of a divorce here....

/no, you just look more natural, IMHO. The red just looks fake. But you're right, it has to please you first.

ginger_fretelli: Shadow Blasko: ginger_fretelli: BlueRoseJS: I dyed my hair blonde once and I looked like an albino. I'll stay red, thanks.

EFF YES FOR REDHEADS!

All redheads (bottle or biatchy) have my full support in every way.

I'm both. But that's probably why I'm divorcing. Oh well...I'll just stick to making money, sex on the fly, and drinking when it's suitable from now on.
/love it WAY overrated.

How YOU doin'?

Hm.. I went out with a hair stylist last week and she said that less people are dying their hair because the upkeep costs too much...

StoneColdAtheist: Dear Fark Abbey,

My wife's lovely red hair is showing streaks of silver after 30+ years of wedded bliss. Should I suggest she dye it back to red, or should I not mention it?

Yours truly,

SCA

You should keep your yap shut unless she brings it up. And only if she brings it up.

Is your hair turning gray as well? Do you dye it?

My mom's been dying her hair for as long as I can remember. I see pics of her with a pretty dark brown and wonder WTF made her choose - and stick with - blonde for so long.

StoneColdAtheist: Dear Fark Abbey,

My wife's lovely red hair is showing streaks of silver after 30+ years of wedded bliss. Should I suggest she dye it back to red, or should I not mention it?

Yours truly,

SCA

Don't mention it.

If she's a redhead, I wager she'll probably want to dye it back there soon enough... at least all the redheads I've known effing embrace being a redhead and wouldn't want to lose it.

But let her do it on her own time frame. Dying is something you start and can't really easily stop without roots and everything else, like "figuring out how to get the color on decently", "not ending up with dried out frizzy hair that looks like crap". If she's never dyed before, she probably isn't rushing to start because of a bit of gray.

/mid-20s
//have gray strands
///realized it was irrational and had to fight down the urge to biatch-slap my boyfriend when he mentioned it
////thx for the genes mom!

fred_chan: I am naturally blonde and my hair is the ONE thing I am vain about. I really do think it's the prettiest hair in the world and I actually look at obviously bleached blondes and think "Haha, you wish you had my hair but you don't."

/kind of a biatch
//I got a free $100+ hair cut once cause the stylist loved my hair

Wow. Are you serious? You think that your hair is prettier than everyone elses' hair in the entire world?